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Paladin_Godfather
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January 26, 2005, 10:00:47 AM »
I wanna hear everyone's best jokes... whether it be a one liner or a complex system of sentence often refered to as a paragraph... hit me with it
i'll start....
What do you call the useles skin around a vagina??
A woman!!!
Can you dig it, SUCKA?!
Never! Damn the broccoli, Damn you, and Damn the Wright brothers!!
NickFitz
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January 26, 2005, 10:00:09 PM »
Alright, now be prepared..this is a bad joke....BAD JOKE..SO DONT READ IT...but yeah
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank; she has the title, and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns and repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely; but we are a little puzzled. We checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is - why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The blond replies....."Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
HAHAH~~~!!! wait..that wasnt funny..enjoy
Paladin_Godfather
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January 27, 2005, 09:11:35 AM »
What do you call a blonde with pigtails?
a blow job with handlebars!!
Can you dig it, SUCKA?!
Never! Damn the broccoli, Damn you, and Damn the Wright brothers!!
T3H
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January 28, 2005, 09:22:53 PM »
your moms so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.........lol
Your so poor, your bologna has no first name..........lol
Paladin_Godfather
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January 31, 2005, 09:42:22 AM »
*WARNING: OFFENSIVE JOKES AHEAD!*
Why do tampons have strings?
So you can floss after you are done eating!!
What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?
See you next month!!
Can you dig it, SUCKA?!
Never! Damn the broccoli, Damn you, and Damn the Wright brothers!!
flintlock
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January 31, 2005, 10:27:10 PM »
With the big game comming up, this seemed appropriate enough.
Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died. When he got to
heaven, God
was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a
faded Colts flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity,
Peyton," said God.
"This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."
Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way
up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It
was a 3-story mansion with a blue and red sidewalk, a 50 foot tall
flagpole with an enormous Patriots logo flag, and in every window, a
Pat Patriot towel.
Peyton looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful,
but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records,
and I even went to the Hall of Fame."
God said "So what's your point Peyton?"
"Well, why does Tom Brady get a better house than me?"
God chuckled, and said "Peyton, that's not Tom's house, it's mine."
flintlock
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February 01, 2005, 09:59:06 AM »
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan
T3H
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February 01, 2005, 02:02:53 PM »
Guns are no more responsible for killing people than the spoon is responsible for making Rosie O'Donnell fat.
lol
Paladin_Godfather
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February 01, 2005, 10:34:18 PM »
thug... quit while your ahead.... your canadian jokes are so... well, canadian!!
How do you stop a Canadian tank?
Shoot the two guys pushing it!
Can you dig it, SUCKA?!
Never! Damn the broccoli, Damn you, and Damn the Wright brothers!!
T3H
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February 03, 2005, 11:55:50 AM »
how do u keep an american busy?
make him try to escape the crimson room
Paladin_Godfather
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February 07, 2005, 10:05:59 AM »
How do you get 4 thugs to sit on a bar stool??
Turn it upside-down!!!
Eat It!
Can you dig it, SUCKA?!
Never! Damn the broccoli, Damn you, and Damn the Wright brothers!!
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June 27, 2005, 10:32:45 PM »
ohh paladin nice ones... all these jokes are pretty good
Steve
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June 28, 2005, 03:37:17 AM »
Here's a joke: Thug.
TyDiRiUm
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June 28, 2005, 12:29:46 PM »
Heres one even funnier : Cole
"Respect is everything."
Cole
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June 28, 2005, 12:35:17 PM »
you shall never get there. lol. gl withh the 8 pages
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