Jokes.

[Paladin_Godfather]

I wanna hear everyone's best jokes... whether it be a one liner or a complex system of sentence often refered to as a paragraph... hit me with it



i'll start....

What do you call the useles skin around a vagina?? 







A woman!!! 

[NickFitz]

Alright, now be prepared..this is a bad joke....BAD JOKE..SO DONT READ IT...but yeah

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank; she has the title, and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

 Two weeks later, the blonde returns and repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely; but we are a little puzzled. We checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is - why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
 


 The blond replies....."Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"


HAHAH~~~!!! wait..that wasnt funny..enjoy 

[Paladin_Godfather]

 



What do you call a blonde with pigtails?



a blow job with handlebars!!

[T3H]

your moms so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.........lol





Your so poor, your bologna has no first name..........lol








 

[Paladin_Godfather]

*WARNING: OFFENSIVE JOKES AHEAD!*






Why do tampons have strings?





So you can floss after you are done eating!! 






What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?





See you next month!! 

[flintlock]

With the big game comming up, this seemed appropriate enough.


  Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died. When he got to
heaven, God
was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a
faded Colts flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity,
Peyton," said God.
  "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."
Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way
up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It
was a 3-story mansion with a blue and red sidewalk, a 50 foot tall
flagpole with an enormous Patriots logo flag, and in every window, a
Pat Patriot towel.
  Peyton looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful,
but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records,
and I even went to the Hall of Fame."
God said "So what's your point Peyton?"
  "Well, why does Tom Brady get a better house than me?"
God chuckled, and said "Peyton, that's not Tom's house, it's mine."

[flintlock]

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?



Juan on Juan

[T3H]

Guns are no more responsible for killing people than the spoon is responsible for making Rosie O'Donnell fat.









   lol

[Paladin_Godfather]

  thug... quit while your ahead.... your canadian jokes are so... well, canadian!!


How do you stop a Canadian tank?

Shoot the two guys pushing it!

[T3H]

how do u keep an american busy?


make him try to escape the crimson room








 

[Paladin_Godfather]

How do you get 4 thugs to sit on a bar stool??




Turn it upside-down!!! 

 Eat It! 

[Death_ADDER]

ohh paladin nice ones... all these jokes are pretty good

Steve

[Cole]

Here's a joke:  Thug.

[TyDiRiUm]

Heres one even funnier : Cole 

[Cole]

you shall never get there.  lol.  gl withh the 8 pages

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