I generally lean toward traditional drinks....suprise!!!....lol....beer straight up no chaser
I'm with Earl...
Who needs flavored fru-fru drinks when there are so many good beers I haven't tried yet.
The steps to enjoyment are:
1. Pop/twist cap
2. Enjoy
Nothing complicated (like measuring shots) after you've had a few.
And, GFH, I don't know what you were thinking, but all read was:
"blah, blah, blah, lower the head, blah, blah, blah"