Why Smurfette will never get a randomly dropped hat.

[Mustard]

From the TF2 Wiki:

"Every 15,430 seconds (4 hours, 17 minutes, and 10 seconds) you have a 3.5714% chance of receiving a hat.[1] Codewise, every 4 hours, 17 minutes and 10 seconds, the game rolls a virtual 84 sided die. If the number on that virtual die is a 1, 2 or 3, you will receive a hat. "

So, chances aren't really very good.

I think Jugger made a deal with the devil, that's the only way he gets so many hats.

[Smurfette]

Jugger needs to hook me up with his number.  I need to see what kind of deals I can make with the devil.  I WANT A HAT (preferably a heavy hat!)   

[Fraggle79]

Smurfette has found "Jimmy Hat"  .....that's what was on the screen last night, im pretty sure.

[Smurfette]

WTF is a Jimmy Hat?  I have the top hat from the halloween map, but that is it.  I don't count that!  I want a heavy hat.

[Baltika (#9)]

WTF is a Jimmy Hat?  I have the top hat from the halloween map, but that is it.  I don't count that!  I want a heavy hat.

there are some things you should google before you reply...this happens to be one of them...

jimmy hat, love glove, rubber, raincoat, sheath, protection, armor, cock sock, hazmat suit, the goalie, condom, prophylactic

You get the idea.

[Smurfette]

I GOT A HAT!     I GOT A HAT!     I GOT A HAT!  I so happy!  I got the scottsman's stovepipe hat.  I don't have a clue what class it's for, but I got a fucking hat!  I don't care!  Its a hat!  Hooray!!!!!!!   

[hunter cunning]

grats on the football helmet btw smurfette

[Smurfette]

TY Hunter!  And Mustard, your wrong - soooo wrong!  I am SOOOOOOOOOOO    SOOOOOOOOOOOO  SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAPPYYYYYY!!!!!!!!     After almost 500 hrs as a heavy and I finally got the damn football helmet last night!  Random drops love me.  Now I can stop fussing at Jugg, cause that makes 5 hats in ummmmm, about a month now.  I do not count my 2 Halloween hats since almost everyone got those.  TY Valve, and TY to that special guy for helping me out lol - jk

[Rally Pig]

or you could be me....i have a feeling ill never see one, have both Halloween hats and the beret from pre ordering TF2, but those don't count.....

[Fredster]

I needa get me some sweet sweet smurfette sexuality to please this devil of hats! Like holy freaking cow batman she must have one of them back door under the desk deals with the big red guy.

[Smurfette]

ROFLMAO - Fred u crack me up hon

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