found here:
http://www.slashdoc.com/documents/33811I'm sure there's more sites... a few of my favorites:
CHEVROLET -Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle, Or Loud Engine Ticks
BUICK -Big Ugly Indestructible Compact Killer
BMW -Broken Money Waster
FORD -Fixed Or Repaired Daily
GMC -Garage Man's Companion
HONDA -History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
HYUNDAI -How Your Usual Nerd Drives An Import
JEEP -Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
KIA -Killed In Action
TOYOTA -Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
SAAB -Swedish Automobile-Always Broken
SATURN -Sounds Absolutely Terrible, Unbelievable Rattling Noises