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« #15 : June 13, 2008, 12:43:49 PM » |
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Chuck Norris uses 'her pleasure' condoms inside out so he gets the pleasure
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« #16 : June 13, 2008, 12:47:37 PM » |
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Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.
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« #17 : June 13, 2008, 12:59:15 PM » |
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Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
That's fucking funny
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« #18 : June 13, 2008, 08:24:10 PM » |
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...A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse kick delivered by Chuck Norris...
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THE Spaniard
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« #19 : June 13, 2008, 08:28:02 PM » |
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...Devil didn't go down to Georgia looking for a soul to steal. Chuck Norris came down to hell and told him to get the fuck out...
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wonder.
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« #20 : June 13, 2008, 11:08:53 PM » |
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wow jz, lets not just rip that off: http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/need to get alittle original. This should entertain everyone for a while.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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<TE|EasyJ> Death u left ur anal beads on the floor in my bathroom
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HIs Judgement Cometh...and That Right Soon
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« #21 : June 13, 2008, 11:40:26 PM » |
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BRUCE LEE KILLED CHUCK NORRIS!! FUCK CHUCK
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« #22 : June 14, 2008, 07:19:43 AM » |
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, thank one for it.
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« #23 : June 14, 2008, 02:00:20 PM » |
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I had a feeling a thread like this was coming....
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Life's short.... Stunt it
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« #24 : June 14, 2008, 02:05:01 PM » |
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Chuck Norris once brought a dead puppy back to life.... then he roundhouse kicked it back into death to prove to the world that the Good Chuck giveth and the Good Chuck taketh away.
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Can you dig it, SUCKA?!
Never! Damn the broccoli, Damn you, and Damn the Wright brothers!!
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THE Spaniard
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« #25 : June 14, 2008, 05:48:32 PM » |
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hey crossis, i hope u dont mind we started the threat. I love chuck norris jokes.
...On his birthday, Chuck Norris blows out his candles by blinking...
...Chuck Norris uses staples as hair gel...
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THE Spaniard
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« #27 : June 18, 2008, 09:57:01 PM » |
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nice found widow!!!!
...Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg...
...Chuck Norris once played Russian roulette with a fully load gun and won...
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« #28 : June 30, 2008, 12:41:29 PM » |
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Chuck Norris was banging a chick on the hood of a Mustang and some dripped out. The car gave birth 9 months later to Optimus Prime.
True story.
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« #29 : June 30, 2008, 08:59:03 PM » |
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in the NHL hall of Fame they have a room just for "The Great One" ... its full of Chuck Norris!
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