bumper stickers you'd like to see

[phokus]

Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass.

Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"

The proctologist called
...they found your head.

Everyone has a photographic memory
...some just don't have any film.

Your ridiculous little
opinion has been noted.

I used to have a handle
on life...but it broke off.

WANTED: Meaningful
overnight relationship.

Guys...just because you have one,
doesn't mean you have to be one.

Some people just don't know how to drive...
I call these people "Everybody But Me,"

Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.

Don't like my driving?
Then quit watching me.

If you can read this...I can
slam on my brakes and sue you.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.

Hang up and drive!!

[Pnazz]

The best I've seen is...

"Jesus is Coming... Open your mouth"

[Windex]

here's one!
Bumper Stickers SUCK!

[Privateer]

jesus is coming, open your mouth................... smartest thing I've ever seen.

[CoolWhip]

I dont get it...  

[StickyVortex]

Thats hilarious.. I dont think i would have the balls to put that on my car. I think my dad would cry.

[KrazyKanuck]

My favorite that I have ever seen was "My pet rat is smarter than your honor student"

[Baby Jesus]

i have a field hockey bumper sticker but i don't play field hockey i dunno why it's on my car i should take it off nah it's silly i should keep it haha the jesus one is good <3

[doughty]

i have a field hockey bumper sticker but i don't play field hockey i dunno why it's on my car i should take it off nah it's silly i should keep it haha the jesus one is good <3

i think you're a little partial to the jesus one for some reason.......


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