Read this and you will be much wiser.

[lickmybarrell]

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
Created a pussy to their design,

First was a butcher, smart with wit.
Using a knife, he gave it a slit.

Second was a carpenter, strong and bold.
With a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.

Third was a tailor, tall and thin.
By using red velvet he lined it within.

Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
With a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.

Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell.
Threw in a fish and gave it a smell.

Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee,
Touched it and blessed it and said it could pee.

Last came Lick my barrell, dirty little runt,
He sucked it and fucked it and called it a cunt.

[Video_Master]

Hmmmm, funny but yet not funny.  I am not a fan of the "C" word myself.

[AntiHero]

Creative none the less, although fail with your name Barrel.

[One True Sin]

Meh was good but coulda been better,

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