Physicians & Gun Owners

[phokus]

Physicians:
a.  The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.
b.  Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year  are 120,000.
c.  Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.  (Statistics courtesy of
U.S. Dept. of HHS.)

GUNS:
a.  The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000.
b.  The number of accidental deaths per year (all age groups) is 1,500.
c.  The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.000188.

Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than
gun owners.

Remember, "Guns don't kill people, doctors do."

FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE
DOCTOR.

Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors
before they get completely out of hand.

[CoolWhip]

Damn right, im a proud supporter of guns. The only people with guns that kill other people are usually poor people or rich drug dealers. Thus, every bullet should cost $5,000. That way, you wont randomly shoot innocent people.

[blue]

those are ACCIDENTAL DEATHS

what about dilberate deaths?

Zero for Physicians

Score 1 for the thugs

[doughty]

Zero for Physicians

im sure theres one for doctors at least. but being a mini dealer, i fear guns =(

[Johnny]

yeah dude, ever hear of Kavorkian?

[T3H]

those are ACCIDENTAL DEATHS

what about dilberate deaths?

Zero for Physicians

Score 1 for the thugs

woohoo go thugs! lol

[Baby Jesus]

i waana getta gun teehee go bullets and gun things!?

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