George Carlins solution to save gasoline.............

[WidowMaker]

Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down.

Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot.

This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.

Problem solved. If you think this is a good solution to both the problems, forward it to your friends. I just did.

I love George

[BLITZ]

How George Carlin should run for president. i would vote for him in a heart beat. That is best idea ive ever heard

[Shmotz]

that is by far the best idea ive heard in a while...but HONESTLY...u wanna know how to lower gas prices? blow iran off the face of the earth, pull US out of iraq...that is the problem...if iran is gone, there is no threat to the oil terminals that i am presently stuck on because the iraqis cant guard their own shit from iran. if there is no one to threaten the terminals, then gas will go down...everytime, and i mean EVERYTIME and iranian boat gets too close to us, gas prices go up...that is no mother fuckin joke...and it happens about 1 or 2 times a week. pull us out of iraq, and the country will collapse, and then we can just go ahead and make it our own territory, and control the oil which just so happens to be 90% of Iraq's GNP...hmmmm ideas ideas....

[zzphenom]

One of the biggest causes of high oil prices is due to the people trading it on the futures market.  People are willing to pay really high prices for oil in bulk, just because they know it'l sell for even more later.  The oil might pass through 3 owners before even leaving the refinery.  Cut those futures jackasses out of the picture and oil would drop probably to the 30-40$ a barrel mark again.

[Paladin_Godfather]

remember when gas prices used to be $1.09 a gallon.... stupid oil Corporations and their proce gouging... oh, we had a terrible tragedy... somewhere that involved someone, guess we have to raise gas prices to accomodate..... just like when all those rescue crews were helping the Katrina victims, wtf did Oil companies do..... they raised gas prices.... why? cause they were gonna lose money.... boo fucking hoo... they turned a 90 billion dollar profit that year.... fucking big business

[WidowMaker]

Shit when I started driving gas was 69 cents a gallon.

I am sure dumass or bandit will tell you it was free!! damn old bastards

LOL

Widow

[LaxMan]

im actually stuck in WV for most of this summer cause of these prices....today was 3.35

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