Oh man... I haven't been that drunk in ages.

[T3H]

yo u gotta come to Niagara Falls some time man we will get smashed...a 5th whats that? lol like how much...srry up here we have 40s and 60 pounders and mickey's lol i dunno what american terms are...other then a texas mickey...i like those lol

[LordDuren]

http://www.knowyourcocktails.com/absolut/abs.jpg

Any one of those is a fifth. I don't know exactly how many shots are in one, but my sources lead me to believe there are a LOT. I want to say they are either 500 ml or 750 ml, but I can't remember exactly (product of alcoholism? you decide)
-J

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duren and his alcohol

TSK TSK  

[T3H]

one of those is a 40 lol in canada we call them 40's and theres some  bigger then that which r 60 pounders lol.....

[LordDuren]

Are you talking about the 40s that are the malt liquor bottles? Cause around here thats a bit different
-J

[ldrtron]

i got you all beat on drinking, me and one other person crushed an entire bottle of devils springs (for those of you who dont know what that is its 160proof vodka) while stoned as hell. as far as the 40s go are you talkin about 40 fl. oz. as in a 40 of beer?

[Larry Flint]

ok dont even bring in how much you can drink cause i bet almost every thing you have drank is some pussy shit

i have drank a 5th of vodka called everclear me and my one friend, ok when you can do that you can come talk to me

oh yeah its 95% alchy 190 proof , ok try taking that shit in on shot it burns you up inside

[phokus]

ya because if you can do that your epenis grows!!!!!!!!

[LordDuren]

I'll take that bet Larry. And unless you drank a different kind, Everclear is not vodka. Everclear is grain alcohol, and its almost pure alcohol. I've drunk it on several occasions. In fact, I have had double shots of it without chasers. My brother and I drank a bottle in an evening. I believe sir that you are matched.

On a side note, Everclear tastes less like ass then Rum, despite its massively alcoholic nature.
-Lord

[ldrtron]

aight i guess the everclear beats my devils springs, but devils springs still kicks ass (im goin to be playing shot chess with devils springs tonight (my friends mom got him a shot chess set for his 19th birthday) god i hope i lose)

[Johnny]

oh yeah, well i got all of you fuckers beat.  two years ago when i was 15 i drank 35 gallons of beer, in one night.  the next day while i was hung over i injected a quart of vodka into my jugular vein.  i didn't even feel the slightest bit of a buzz.  i think all of you are matched.

bragging about how much you can drink online is the most rediculous thing i have ever seen.  you people are rediculous...rediculimous i say to you...!

[Privateer]

hah epenis....

duren is right larry, everyclear is not vodka, its grain.  Us liquor store employees know these things

[LordDuren]

My E-Penis is bigger!

In all seriousness it was never meant to be a contest. That changed when T3H came along... I just found it amusing and kept going.
-Lord

[Larry Flint]

ok w/e i still consider it vodka looks just like it and i drink it the same


yeah i have taken many of shots of it with no chasers it  burns so bad

i usually drink about a 5th of it every month only cost 14.50 in nc so i have my bro buy me a bottle and i usually drink the brunt of it, it kicks my ass pretty hard some times

[phokus]

i think larrys epenis just grew a half an inch!

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