Oh man... I haven't been that drunk in ages.

[LordDuren]

While I know most of you were waiting for me to make my patented entrance to the server while trashed, I unfortunately was in no state to do so

Conservative estimates place my beer consumption numbers between 14 and 22, depending on the actual amount that massive cup holds. Given how long I've gone without serious drinking, this was enough to knock me on my ass, a position I did not leave for the better part of the early morning hours.

You KNOW you've been drunk when you can't remember the reasons that your friends are calling you up the following morning and asking if your alright.

DAMN YOU ALCOHOL! WHY MUST YOU REDUCE ME TO A SHADOW OF MY FORMER SELF!!!11one
-Lord

PS: For the record, any Elders members in PA should come and drink. For that matter, those in other states are welcome to do so as well, but commuting just for a keg does seem kind of strange (and if you find that offer tempting you are probably a borderline alcoholic... seek help).

[Fucker]

hahaha that is weird u say that cuase i was at a kegger last night but i can remember most of what i did.....such as have a 3some with 2 wicked hot girls....and i dont give a shit if u guys dont believe me....but let me tell u, have a 3some before u die

[LordDuren]

lol awesome. I think I'd want to remember having a 3some as well

And trust me its on the list of things to do before I die.
-Lord

[Larry Flint]

hey duren would you actually be located in pa i am in Shuylkill Count are where close at all?

[LordDuren]

Yep I'm in PA, in West Chester. Where are you located in relation to Philly?

[Larry Flint]

um well i am about 1 hour and 30 mins from philly

[LordDuren]

Which direction? For example if your slightly north and west of it you'd be a bit closer to me then you would to Philly itself.
-Lord

[Larry Flint]

yeah i am about norht west from philly but i am before blumsburge and hazeliton

[sharp]

couple times every weekend :p

[Windex]

haha maybe if you lived in Western PA

[T3H]

yo i so have u beat......

Last night i drank a 40 of Whiskey, a 40 of Colt 45 and then a few shots of Canadian Club that owns your 12 - 22 beers lmao! i was so drunk there was a steel chair at the bottom of the fire me and my buddies made and i tried to pull it out and in doing so getting 3rd degree burns on my right hand lmao and then after that stumbling to my buddies house where we crammed 7 people onto a trampoline then started jumping around pushing each other off the sides...and i did all of that on the blown knee cap hahahaha  good ol' drinking stories

[doughty]

lord are other drugs welcome

[blue]

did you get so drunk that you mistakened a guy for a hot girl?

       

[Privateer]

ahhhh.... dre.... big goggles........ blind, im just trying to unwind

eminem

[LordDuren]

T3H it wasn't meant to be a contest because I drink so little these days my alcohol tolerance has massively decreased. However if we're speaking in terms of past performance, I have on multiple occasions consumed more then a 5th of hard liquor by myself. So fucking owned I've also chugged 15 ounces of Windsor Canadian Whiskey. Of course that is why I will never again drink windsor canadian whiskey.

My coup de grace was the evening my brother and I went through 1.5 bottles of 100 proof schnapps without assistance, matching each other shot for shot. That was also the evening that I lost my memory starting around 1 am, and woke up at 4 am with a hot girl in my bed and no memory as to how she got there. She wasn't really pleased when I asked her who the fuck she was.

No Doughty, other drugs are not welcome at least by me. I like to keep it alcohol only. We'd get in enough trouble due to my brothers being underage as it is, to say nothing of what would happen if we were caught with other illicit substances.

And Blue, thats not a mistake I've ever made :-p

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