A joke... read and chuckle

[flintlock]

Seeing as how we have no servers to play one, I will simply spam the TALK BACK section with some light hearted comedy to keep everyone's spirits up. If you've seen this one Cobra... keep it to yourself.



Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe.

"I want to get weighed," she said. They ambled over to the weight guesser.

He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.

Next the couple went on the ferris wheel. When the ride was over, Joe again asked Kim what she would like to do.

"I want to get weighed," she said.

Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Joe lost his dollar.

The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next.

"I want to get weighed," she responded.

By this time, Joe figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.

Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?"

Kim responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy."

[Belgian rofls]

That joke was funny...


...when I heard it in 8th grade.

                               '_'

[Cole]

chuckle chuckle

[hammertime]

so was she trying to say "lant" instead of "want"?

I dont get it 

[Paladin_Godfather]

so like.... she didnt say one other "L" word the whole night.. thats redicuwous....



How did Helen Keller meet her Husband?


On a blind date!!

[WidowMaker]

She pronouned her w's like l's you retard's

weighed instead of laid you fucking freaks!!!!

[flintlock]

She pronouned her w's like l's you retard's

Well, it's actually the exact opposite, it actually her 'l's that come out like 'w's, but you're on the right track.

Fellas, it really not that hard.


Have I said "GO PATS!" lately?

GO PATS!!

[Cole]

Who are the "PATS"?

Man, you guys can't see web sarcasm when you see it, can you?  Or maybe I can't see the sarcasm of sarcasm.  Just maybe you can't see the sarcastic replies to sarcastist replies of sarcastic replies!

[flintlock]

Who are the PATS?

Oh, I get it...web sarcasm. Funny.

[Paladin_Godfather]

ouch, tough crowd.....


Marriage is the blessed communion of two people to become one desparately boring person.

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