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« : October 25, 2005, 12:51:14 PM » |
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A guy goes to the U.S. Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?"
"Yes," he says. "I was in Vietnam for three years."
The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points
toward employment" and then asks, "Are you disabled in
any way?
The guy says, "Yes 100%...a mortar round exploded near
me and blew my testicles off."
The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K. I can hire you
right now. The hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M.
You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00A.M."
The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from
8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. then why do you want me
to come in at 10:00 A.M.?"
"This is a government job" the interviewer says. "For
the first two hours we stand around scratching our
balls...no point in you coming in for that.
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Cole
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« #1 : October 25, 2005, 12:53:10 PM » |
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hahaha....good one. I'll have to tell that to the guys here, but change it to goverment contract researcher instead of postal guy. hahaha...that's funny.
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Cole
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« #2 : October 25, 2005, 02:43:45 PM » |
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hahaha. this joke has now been derailed. SPAWWWMMMMMMMMMMMMMMY
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« #3 : October 25, 2005, 10:13:55 PM » |
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LOL nice flint..... where do you get these things man?!
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Can you dig it, SUCKA?!
Never! Damn the broccoli, Damn you, and Damn the Wright brothers!!
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Cole
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« #4 : October 26, 2005, 04:29:37 AM » |
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grandma's email spam
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Darkensky
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« #5 : October 27, 2005, 08:59:54 AM » |
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lol grandmas email spam.. oh your so witty
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01010011 01001010 01010100  _______________________________________  |
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Cole
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« #6 : October 31, 2005, 01:04:50 PM » |
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well it's true, that's where he gets them. never teach grandma how to email.
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« #7 : November 03, 2005, 10:37:57 AM » |
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Im on your spamming six cole  |
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Cole
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« #8 : November 03, 2005, 12:12:53 PM » |
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sure think retard spammer
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« #9 : November 03, 2005, 12:29:08 PM » |
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Keep tryin Cole
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Cole
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« #10 : November 03, 2005, 01:26:50 PM » |
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i meant thing. see, correcting your spelling mistakes is a spamming technique, well not really. It is more generally a post whoring technique.
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« #11 : November 07, 2005, 09:19:24 PM » |
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dont make fun of my moto, or ill call my home boys in to shank yo ass
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Cole
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« #12 : November 08, 2005, 05:40:58 AM » |
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he meant bad joke. that's all
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« #13 : November 08, 2005, 10:04:58 AM » |
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meant cole grammar bad all is that
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« #14 : November 09, 2005, 01:14:52 PM » |
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grammar is good if u do right good grammar yup
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