If you live in a city:

[Darkensky]

Here is a story for all you drivers:

If you park in the city remember one rule:  It wasn't me....

I parked my car Thursday night, the new Honda Civic that I just bought, and my fiancé family came into town on Saturday.  They parked there car behind mine and looked at my new car.  Nothing was wrong with it then.  We went to a hockey game and left around 6pm taking my fiancé car.  Mind you spots in the city don't last long.  Sunday as we where going to dinner (walking) we past my car and noticed the back left bumper was scratched.  Paint was chipped.  The car behind was a black talon.  Just wanted to see if this car was the culprit and sure enough my paint was on his right front side.  I got a cop to take information.  But guess what, if the owner of the car doesn't say he/she did it and doesn't confess, its no ones fault, even though my paint is on his car.  When I did talk to the owner of the other car he said he was parked there since Saturday night around 6.30ish.  Hmm I wonder who hit me!  Any who I have to get the same cop to come back to the since and he isn't on until Monday.  I am pissed!!!

And yes I did take pictures and also took the plate down... ECT

Moral of the story, go hit cars parked on the side streets and never look back......   

[Cole]

Dude, that does suck.  Trust me, I live in MA.  For some reason, all of the spots are really small in parking lots, and I even have a small car.  I get hit by car doors all the time.  Then again, I've done it to other cars.  It really sucks that it happened to your NEW car though!  bummer.  Since you live in the city, you should have just bought a segway human transporter.  then you'd be my hero. 

now, back to my tuna salad wrap.  and spam.

[Darkensky]

Next thing i am going to do if he gets away with it.. meet mr. kantana!!  But if anything happends to his car this post is just for fun... ... ..

[Cole]

mail him some dog poo.  or maybe some roadkill.  both must be sealed well enough so that the package does not smell.  then you have to glue the plastic packaging on the inside to the cardoboard, so that when the package is opened, so is its contents.  just a hint.

[Mekstar]

that shit happend to me. execpt in the burbs. and in my dirveway. sum fucking assclown. with a truck from the looks of it. smashed into the back fo my car pushing my bumper in and anniahlating my tail light. i wish i caught that mother fucker. i still have a Hydra-Shok with his name all over it. lol the most fucked up thing i saw, was in NYC skating. sum dish rag in a shit tan 86 taurus wagon. was parked in by a lincon town car and a jaguar. so the mother effer slams it into reverse than slams it into drive. over and over again, untill their was more than enough room to get out. nice dood real nice.

[Cole]

funny if you're gay`

[Mekstar]

damn CVole, thought you knew....

[Cole]

just making a statement..

[Streetballer]

shut up n spam cole

[Cole]

um ok.

[Darkensky]

kay

[Darkensky]

Cobra is a homo, K

[vergas]

cobra lalalalalalalalalalaaaaa!

[Darkensky]

HAHA

[vergas]

shut up

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