Once upon a time

[Fight4s]

Cole bought a yong cock to put in his backyard cause the only cock there was getting old and all the hens  were complaining and refused to lay down any eggs anymore.
It was a such a big,shitty and complicated backyard. There was a bridge, a river, a double door and a dirty grass land in there. Everytime,to get the egg , Cole had to search all over the place. In order to get the right place without saying dirty words,especially on a rainyday, Cole even drew himself a map,  It's called Aztac.
Anyway, the old cock felt the threat as soon as the young cock was put in this yard. He smelled someting weird in the air and all the hens seemed begin talking to each other strangely beind his back.He even saw something exciting in their eyes.  Biatches! He said to himself.
To hold his position in the backyard ,the old cock decided to make a proposal to the new coming young cock. He's been playing and fooling around in this fucking yard for such a long time. He owned each and every sissy hens here. He knew that he was so familiar with every single corner of this ground and he even laughed at Cole sometimes seeing cole got lost in here with a map in hand. "Aztac is my battle field and I won't let the junior take it from my hand just like this, at least not this easy".
With all the knowledge of this complicated yard in mind,he really didn't believe that the junior will beat him easily like it seemed .He could remember each and every step of this playyard which had been his paradise for a long time. Until junior comes,he was having a really good time here although he  himself could felt that he was getting a bit old.
"You never know, yes, he is strong and young,but anything could happen" The old cock said to himself. Then he came to the junior and made this proposal to  him," We race 5 rounds in this backyard.We have to run to the bridge and jump into the water, rushing up the stages, get to the site where there is a cross marked on the ground and come back through the double door to this starting point. If you win , you can take all the hens and if you lose, I will still be the boss here "
Without any hesitation, the junior accepted this challenge. In his eyes, all he saw is an poor old man trying to struggling in vain. He turned back and took a glance at those beautiful hens hiding at the corner. He was smiling inside. "Old man, I surely will beat you and take over all these sexy chicks here."
Then it began, with all the confidence in him, the junior was so pround and he even let the old cock started 2 seconds earlier which he realized later on, it was such a big mistake.
With the advantage of the 2 secs and the knowledge of this map, the old cock rushed out like crazy and led the way in the first three rounds. The junior was catching up with the regret of letting the old man started 2 secs earlier. He found that in the very first round that even 1 sec is so fucking important for this game even he was so strong and young. All he could do right now is trying to beat the old man in the last 2 rounds. He was getting close and this is so fucking good and he could hear those young ladies yieling at him in the dark. He knew that they wanted him win also. lmao. "They really want to get owned by me. " he was encouraging himself while catching up the old cock.
After all, old man is old man, by the end of the fourth round, the junior was so close to the old man ahead. He could even see the old cock's asshole clearly and it really stinks.

Just at the double door, junior was ready to cut off the line.Alll the hens rushed out of the shadow of those boxes. All they waited for was this exciting moment and they actually were tired of playing with the old cock a long time ago. Wow, what a beautiful junior and he's so fucking strong and full of energy. One of the hens even felt that she was somhow having a feeling to lay down an egg at this breath taking moment. But she held it with all the efforts she could make.

The air was freezing. Every single breath was held. Silent like hell. All the eyes on the junior and the old man at the Double door. This was the moment, the moment that would become a legend." Old man becomes history and young junior stands up straight". ----As long as the junior past the old man at the DD and at this fucking second, this seemed so clear that it would be inevitable like old man's getting out of game.  Everyone saw that proud satisfied smile in the junior's face and his young head , holding up high while he was passing by-- the old man.

Then, all of sudden, just at the very second, with the two cocks at the double door, a clear gunshot fired in the air. Bloody like hell, the junior splashed all his bloody blood all over the place, on the double door, on the old man's head........Junior fell to the ground, slowly and loathly, weird facial expression, confused and glimmery light in his eyes, flinkerd in a sec and then disappeared.

Every hen turned around and saw Cole, a smoke rising up from an AWP in his hand and they heard him saying,

"FUCKING FIGHT4S SOLD ME A GAY COCK !"

Lmao

sigh/   Legend belongs to those with guns in hand.--------------------Cowboy Fight4s----------lol

[Cole]

LMAO!  That was nothing short of awesome.  I don't get it, but i like teh bloody blood.

I don't want to know why fight4s has a gay cock.

[Fight4s]

LMAO!  That was nothing short of awesome.  I don't get it, but i like teh bloody blood.

I don't want to know why fight4s has a gay cock.

Hi,cole..
LOL I don't knowm man. It's you who said it's a gay cock.........that's all........what was he thingking at the time........I dunt know...lol

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Quote from: Cole on August 29, 2005, 11:43:49 AM
LMAO!  That was nothing short of awesome.  I don't get it, but i like teh bloody blood.

I don't want to know why fight4s has a gay cock.


Hi,cole..
LOL I don't knowm man. It's you who said it's a gay cock.........that's all........what was he thingking at the time........I dunt know...lol 
 
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I don't want to know why fight4s has a gay cock.
 
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Cole bought a yong cock to put in his backyard cause the only cock there was getting old and all the hens  were complaining and refused to lay down any eggs anymore.
It was a such a big,shitty and complicated backyard. There was a bridge, a river, a double door and a dirty grass land in there. Everytime,to get the egg , Cole had to search all over the place. In order to get the right place without saying dirty words,especially on a rainyday, Cole even drew himself a map,  It's called Aztac.
Anyway, the old cock felt the threat as soon as the young cock was put in this yard. He smelled someting weird in the air and all the hens seemed begin talking to each other strangely beind his back.He even saw something exciting in their eyes.  Biatches! He said to himself.
To hold his position in the backyard ,the old cock decided to make a proposal to the new coming young cock. He's been playing and fooling around in this fucking yard for such a long time. He owned each and every sissy hens here. He knew that he was so familiar with every single corner of this ground and he even laughed at Cole sometimes seeing cole got lost in here with a map in hand. "Aztac is my battle field and I won't let the junior take it from my hand just like this, at least not this easy".
With all the knowledge of this complicated yard in mind,he really didn't believe that the junior will beat him easily like it seemed .He could remember each and every step of this playyard which had been his paradise for a long time. Until junior comes,he was having a really good time here although he  himself could felt that he was getting a bit old.
"You never know, yes, he is strong and young,but anything could happen" The old cock said to himself. Then he came to the junior and made this proposal to  him," We race 5 rounds in this backyard.We have to run to the bridge and jump into the water, rushing up the stages, get to the site where there is a cross marked on the ground and come back through the double door to this starting point. If you win , you can take all the hens and if you lose, I will still be the boss here "
Without any hesitation, the junior accepted this challenge. In his eyes, all he saw is an poor old man trying to struggling in vain. He turned back and took a glance at those beautiful hens hiding at the corner. He was smiling inside. "Old man, I surely will beat you and take over all these sexy chicks here."
Then it began, with all the confidence in him, the junior was so pround and he even let the old cock started 2 seconds earlier which he realized later on, it was such a big mistake.
With the advantage of the 2 secs and the knowledge of this map, the old cock rushed out like crazy and led the way in the first three rounds. The junior was catching up with the regret of letting the old man started 2 secs earlier. He found that in the very first round that even 1 sec is so fucking important for this game even he was so strong and young. All he could do right now is trying to beat the old man in the last 2 rounds. He was getting close and this is so fucking good and he could hear those young ladies yieling at him in the dark. He knew that they wanted him win also. lmao. "They really want to get owned by me. " he was encouraging himself while catching up the old cock.
After all, old man is old man, by the end of the fourth round, the junior was so close to the old man ahead. He could even see the old cock's asshole clearly and it really stinks.

Just at the double door, junior was ready to cut off the line.Alll the hens rushed out of the shadow of those boxes. All they waited for was this exciting moment and they actually were tired of playing with the old cock a long time ago. Wow, what a beautiful junior and he's so fucking strong and full of energy. One of the hens even felt that she was somhow having a feeling to lay down an egg at this breath taking moment. But she held it with all the efforts she could make.

The air was freezing. Every single breath was held. Silent like hell. All the eyes on the junior and the old man at the Double door. This was the moment, the moment that would become a legend." Old man becomes history and young junior stands up straight". ----As long as the junior past the old man at the DD and at this fucking second, this seemed so clear that it would be inevitable like old man's getting out of game.  Everyone saw that proud satisfied smile in the junior's face and his young head , holding up high while he was passing by-- the old man.

Then, all of sudden, just at the very second, with the two cocks at the double door, a clear gunshot fired in the air. Bloody like hell, the junior splashed all his bloody blood all over the place, on the double door, on the old man's head........Junior fell to the ground, slowly and loathly, weird facial expression, confused and glimmery light in his eyes, flinkerd in a sec and then disappeared.

Every hen turned around and saw Cole, a smoke rising up from an AWP in his hand and they heard him saying,

"FUCKING FIGHT4S SOLD ME A GAY COCK !"

Lmao

sigh/   Legend belongs to those with guns in hand.--------------------Cowboy Fight4s----------lol
 
 
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[Fight4s]

cole, u r the spam king, i have to admit....lol

[TyDiRiUm]

Its ok Fight, keep talkin trash to him. I do all the time! Its fun!

[Paladin_Godfather]

Cole reminds me of Michael Bolton from office space.... he seems like a typical nerdy guy, but he likes rap and gets pissed off at printers....

[TyDiRiUm]

LoL, that sounds about right...

[Cole]

sure, why not.  I have always admired those people in the printer death scene.  I would love to do that.

[Fight4s]

sure, why not.  I have always admired those people in the printer death scene.  I would love to do that.

Cole, I owed you today,lmao,at least once.........

[Cole]

everyone pwns me.

[Fight4s]

Cole, how did u get this name , you drink coke instead of beer? lol

[Cole]

It's my last name....and don't pronounce it the french way.....lmao.

[TyDiRiUm]

homo?

[Fight4s]

It's my last name....and don't pronounce it the french way.....lmao.

So you do know how to pronounce it in French way, lol I love coke-cole , lmao

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