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Cole
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« : July 25, 2005, 07:09:59 AM »

It's  a love affair.  Mainly Jesus and my laptop.

i need to go through some old cd's when i get home.
GhostWalker
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« #1 : July 25, 2005, 09:56:25 AM »

Sounds interesting.

Is your laptop made of stone and glows?

Does it crash when you find yourself looking at porn?

How many hail marys do you have to say to it before it loads?

Hmmm.... what a not so modern marvol... lol
Cole
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« #2 : July 25, 2005, 07:14:51 PM »

You guys need to listen to more Ministry.  Ghostwalker is too young to know who allain jorgenson is probably...lol  :headbang1:
WolbEm
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« #3 : July 25, 2005, 07:49:50 PM »

Jerry Lewis is the devil...... dinga-ding-dang-my-dang-along-ling-dong
Cole
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« #4 : July 26, 2005, 03:29:22 AM »

yes he is.  see drop is cool.  he knows that the mind is a terrible thing to taste.
Cole
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« #5 : July 27, 2005, 06:12:48 AM »

techno- logic

lol

Hey, give me a call.  You know I like daft.  I have all their shit.
GhostWalker
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« #6 : July 27, 2005, 07:36:40 PM »

You guys need to listen to more Ministry.  Ghostwalker is too young to know who allain jorgenson is probably...lol  :headbang1:

Correct.
Cole
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« #7 : July 28, 2005, 03:36:26 AM »

I just realized that if your profile is correct, then you are the same age as my little cousins.  lol.  Cobra we're getting old.  They're going to college this year.  lmao!  :blob:
CorporalStrongBad
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« #8 : July 28, 2005, 08:21:23 AM »

hey, i will be going to college next year, but im pretty old too, damn usmc

CSB
Cole
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« #9 : July 28, 2005, 09:54:57 AM »

yeah, the other kids will call you the creepy old guy...  you should ask them if they can get you drugs and then call the cops on them.  damn whippersnappers.
GhostWalker
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« #10 : July 28, 2005, 06:50:30 PM »

Or you could just study and not ask for drugs or know who has them???

O sheesh, what is this world coming to...
Cole
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« #11 : July 29, 2005, 07:27:08 AM »

I wrote a long winded reply before about abuse being the hallmark of liberty (former lord chief justice hailsham) and how consentual crime litigation is destroying the foundation of this country.  Also in there was a quip at how the purtians started it all, and they came for religious freedom, and then continued to murder those with different religious beliefs in public executions.  Kinda says somethign about humanity, doesn't it.
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« #12 : July 29, 2005, 07:17:02 PM »

Your welcome Cole. No problem building a computer for you... :lol: 8-)

"Respect is everything."
Cole
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« #13 : July 31, 2005, 05:51:48 AM »

ty jesus
GhostWalker
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« #14 : August 04, 2005, 07:52:23 PM »

I think you guys need jesus... lol
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