the lovely people over at comcast think that a 9 hour cable outage due to a insagnifigant rainstorm is a shure fire way to keep customers happy. mad props to the comcast tech's who i am shure worked ever so hard to patch up the severed lines or whatever the heck happend. thumbs up for the quality $40 a month digital cable that skipps and shutters worse than my very first sony Compact Disk player from 1989. and an ever bigger thumbs up for the extra $40 a month "High Speed" internet that causes the most awesome amounts of high latency during CS, not to mention the whopping 4MB ( actually 348k ) downspeed. rock out with your cocks out comcast youz ems bez the menz! comcast smells like the wreched dog do do on the bottom of my vans after i havent changed my socks in 2 weeks. FiOS you smell like a rose garden with my girlfreind on all fours waiting for me to dive in. here i come you sexy fiber optic 21st century peice of internet heaven.
b.t.w. if any of you were wondering where i was today call 1-800-comcast there ever so helpfull you might even learn how to reset your cable modem FOR FREE! wow what a deal. fucking dick rods eat my hairy digleberry infested ass cavern you dirty theiving sons of bitches!
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