a mile stone

[COBRA COMMANDER]

well iam not the spam whore that u guys are, but iam trying here is to my over 500 posts, a small feat, I am now officially a attention whore, one day i will be goodlike like u dudes so untill then i  to your spam skillz

[TyDiRiUm]

Nice Cobra, keep on postin and callin Cole gay like he is, and you will get far in these forums.

[TyDiRiUm]

I can see you are in-tuned with the force and are QUICKLY become a Jedi Knight my young padawan...lol

[Cole]

I am the happiest person you will meet.  Now, go back into your closet and stay there.  gay =  happy and you know it.  clap your hands.  hahahhaehahhsahahhaha

[TyDiRiUm]

So Cole finally admits it, hes gay. Bout damn time dude...

[Cole]

Yeah, but not the kind of gay you want me to be.  More like the kind of gay you will never be since your mother never loved you.  Have a seat on the couch son...  Tell us, when was the first time your mother beat you?

[Cole]

The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do i begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

-Dr. Evil

[xTc the NJ GUIDO]

too long next topic.

[Death_ADDER]

lol well good job cobra you have hit 500... now I'm gonna hit 3000 like today or tomorrow and will hit 4000 real fucking soon.

Steve

[Cole]

xTc's new name is Stan

short for stanley.

as in tool.  as in the shit you keep in the toolshed.

[Cole]

u know it.  I think that xTc's real name is Vilma.

[Death_ADDER]

vilma?

Steve

[Cole]

Vilma is the same person who ritualistically shaved Dr. Evil's scrotum.

[Streetballer]

yup

[Death_ADDER]

cool

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