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« : June 01, 2005, 03:27:58 PM » |
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A man and a woman are driving down the same road at the same time.
As they pass each other the woman leans out the window, points and yells, ?PIG! ?
The man immediately leans out his window, shakes his fist and shouts back, ?WITCH!"
They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he slams into a pig that had wandered into the middle of the road.
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« #1 : June 01, 2005, 03:33:11 PM » |
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hahahaha thats fucking awesome... damn bitch should have known better.
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« #2 : June 01, 2005, 05:43:55 PM » |
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lmao
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« #3 : June 01, 2005, 05:52:57 PM » |
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I remember this from a video on paradigms in my management class. I didnt think the joke was funny, i just saw it and thought i would post it for the hell of it to sound smart to even know what a paradigm is.
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« #4 : June 01, 2005, 06:30:56 PM » |
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that was funny... like I said that bitch should have known better. and now the guy has bacon for years to come.
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« #5 : June 01, 2005, 07:34:36 PM » |
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That's actually a pretty interesting paradigm. Extremely negative, but every time a female tells a male to do something, the response is usually something like that. We just don't like to be told what to do, even if the advice is dead on. lol.
I still don't believe you know what a paradigm is, xTc. lol... pants on fire.
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« #6 : June 01, 2005, 09:33:57 PM » |
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lol cole is so right... if a girl tells me that I'd get hurt shooting myself in the foot... well I'd shoot myself... act all cool say it doesn't hurt and when she turns around I'm crawling to the hospital.
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« #7 : June 01, 2005, 10:06:31 PM » |
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did anyone notice that May 31st was Paladin's b-day?
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Can you dig it, SUCKA?!
Never! Damn the broccoli, Damn you, and Damn the Wright brothers!!
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« #8 : June 01, 2005, 10:26:04 PM » |
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yup I already said happy b-day.
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« #9 : June 02, 2005, 10:20:30 PM » |
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You want me to say happy birthday, and I dont even get invited to the party!!!  |
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« #10 : June 03, 2005, 07:59:38 AM » |
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ya wheres the fucking party, cake and strippers?
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« #11 : June 03, 2005, 10:19:30 AM » |
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more like clowns and elephants.
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« #12 : June 03, 2005, 10:50:52 AM » |
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is there a pink one?
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« #13 : June 03, 2005, 06:30:28 PM » |
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duh! lol, i call him Mr. Tinkertrain  |
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« #14 : June 03, 2005, 09:23:23 PM » |
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Im guessing you also had a petting zoo at your birthday party too.
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