Vodkas not only to drink

[xTc the NJ GUIDO]

1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The
solvent dissolves the adhesive.
2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a
trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five
minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.
3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean
cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and
kills germs.
4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting
your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka
disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.
5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, then blot dry.
6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to
cleanse the skin and tighten pores.
7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol
cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth
of healthy hair.
8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray bees or wasps to
kill them.
9. Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water in a Ziplock freezer
bag, and freeze for a slushy, refreshable ice pack for aches, pain, or
black eyes..
10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender
flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the
sun for three days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then apply
the tincture to aches and pains.
11. Make your own mouthwash by mixing nine tablespoons powered cinnamon
with one cup vodka. Seal in an airtight container for two weeks. Strain
through a coffee filter. Mix with warm water and rinse your mouth. Don't
swallow.
12. Using a q-tip, apply vodka to a cold sore to help it dry out.
13. If a blister opens, pour vodka over the raw skin as a local
anesthetic that also disinfects the exposed dermis.
14 To treat dandruff, mix one cup vodka with two teaspoons crushed
rosemary, let sit for two days, strain through a coffee filter and
massage into your scalp and let dry.
15. To treat an earache put a few drops of vodka in your ear. Let set
for a few minutes. Then drain. The vodka will kill the bacteria that is
causing pain in your ear.
16. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and
back as a liniment.
17. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.
18. Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.
19. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the
urushiol oil from your skin.
20. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to
absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.
Ok my personal favorite:
21. If all else fails, just turn the bottle up and drink it, nothing
will matter anymore anyway!

[Death_ADDER]

vodka is the best... always had been.

Steve

[xTc the NJ GUIDO]

I think my heart skipped a beat did you just say vodka is the best? Either youre a woman, or close enough to be a damn pussy. Its all about the beer.

[Death_ADDER]

when I drink hard stuffs its either scotch (yum) or vodka... and I drink it in shots or just full up a glass of it straight... now whos the pussy?

Steve

[xTc the NJ GUIDO]

Apparently you!! Girls drink vodka, they get drunk off of that stuff. Beer is for guys. Scotch is for the old guys who smoke cubans while playing poker.

[Death_ADDER]

I also smoke cubans... quite often... and straight vodka is what kept the russian from losing in WW1 and WW2... helped them stay warm... no whos the pussy.

Steve

[T3H]

xtc ur an idiot most girls drink mixed vodka not straight dumbass and u forget were canadian our liquor is better death i so agree if i want hard liquor its either scotch vodka or whiskey....mmmm

[xTc the NJ GUIDO]

you one crazy canadian??!!?! Girls drink that shit straight, they break out their shot glasses, and start taking shots. Some girls drink straight from the bottle and pass it around, like their more obssessed with alcohol then guys are. And of course the median for guys and girls is JD. who doesnt drink that stuff?

[Death_ADDER]

so thats probably why most US girls are fat... or more then the ones in canada.

Steve

[xTc the NJ GUIDO]

MSG is why. damn mono sodium gultamate.

[Cole]

JD brought me into the world of alcoholism for a while.  I don't think I ever became a true alcolholic, because I did stop drinking and don't drink as much nor as often.  There was a time in my life where I would down a 750 every other day.  I would drink right out of the bottle.  Then I would pass out.  Go to work, come home, repeat.  Don't let that happen to you.  It's pretty stupid and dangerous.  There's nothing like the shame of your gf coming back to the apartment to find you passed out in the tub, JD bottle in hand all rockstar like.  loser!  lol.  ah, those were the days...

[WolbEm]

I've got a bar with a keggerator in my basement - theres a place for all libations there.  Speaking of vodka, back in the day, me, night and another guy shot an entire handle of the stuff b4 going to a party.  I got into a fight with half the guys there, a bush and the sidewalk.  Ugly.

[Cole]

lol.  I once tackled a propane grill through the banister off a porch.  I'm still not sure who won.  I only have a dry bar in my basement.  It's cool though, but doens't get used all that often.  Summer's here though, I'll just have to  have some parties.  Is me and cobra kicking miller lite 30 packs considered a party?

[WolbEm]

2 is alcoholism or just gay.  3 makes a party.  Ceiling fans, sheetrock and cheap doors beware if I get involved.

[Cole]

Ok, I live in Webstah.  When can you make it?  I'll have to keep you in the basement so you don't wreck the rest of the house.

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