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« #15 : February 04, 2005, 11:07:05 PM » |
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One night a man was getting very drunk in a pub. He staggered back to take a piss, whipping his prick out as he went in the door. However, he had wandered into the ladies room by mistake, surprising a woman sitting on the can, "This is for ladies!" she screamed. The drunk waved his dick at her and said "So is this!"  |
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Paladin_Godfather
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Life's short.... Stunt it
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« #16 : February 07, 2005, 09:46:01 AM » |
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 Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew?? Pizzas dont scream in the oven. PS if anyone is jewish and took offense to that.... just remember that life is too short to worry about stuff like that and besides you dont know where i live anyway!
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Can you dig it, SUCKA?!
Never! Damn the broccoli, Damn you, and Damn the Wright brothers!!
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T3H
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« #17 : February 09, 2005, 02:52:23 PM » |
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haha paladin that was quite funny lol
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Elite_Prophet
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« #18 : February 10, 2005, 10:38:52 PM » |
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Did u guys hear about the new diet for Tsunami victims.......Its called SWIM FAST!!! |
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« #19 : June 27, 2005, 10:37:02 PM » |
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hahaha I have no life... I actually read them all
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« #20 : June 28, 2005, 03:01:12 AM » |
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I'm still stuck on the ghost thing. Wow man, I'm glad I haven't had an encounter in years. It's creepy. Although I am very curious. I want to stay in a haunted scottish castle.
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« #21 : June 28, 2005, 12:28:25 PM » |
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"Respect is everything."
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Cole
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« #22 : June 29, 2005, 04:45:53 AM » |
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That's nasty. Stop sharing your fantasies with us.
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Death_ADDER
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« #23 : July 01, 2005, 12:40:43 PM » |
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wow... eh.. butt sex with me... never EVER NEVER
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« #24 : July 05, 2005, 04:43:24 AM » |
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Now hunt him down and kill him death.
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Death_ADDER
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« #25 : July 05, 2005, 09:50:46 AM » |
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who we killing? I'm in
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« #26 : July 12, 2005, 06:27:25 AM » |
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Tydirium, he wanted to have butt sex with you. Remember?
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Hitman Smurf
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You can get past a dog...nobody fucks with a lion.
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« #27 : November 08, 2005, 10:53:36 AM » |
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Cole sounds interested
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« #28 : November 08, 2005, 02:30:48 PM » |
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lol. you wish you sick fuck
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Streetballer
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« #29 : November 08, 2005, 04:42:53 PM » |
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hahah
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