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Title: Mustang's suck
Post by: Privateer on July 10, 2005, 05:45:33 PM
I really have no opinion, I do enjoy the look and ride of them, I just enjoy having stang's presence back in the forum and I know that this topic will get him riled up :)
Title: Re: Mustang's suck
Post by: StangGT on July 10, 2005, 11:09:40 PM
I really have no opinion, I do enjoy the look and ride of them, I just enjoy having stang's presence back in the forum and I know that this topic will get him riled up :)
Only you, Privateer, only you  :mrgreen:

I would play again, but I don't have a fast enough PC to run Source and I see you guys dropped 1.6 support.  Oh well...  :blob:
Title: Re: Mustang's suck
Post by: Privateer on July 10, 2005, 11:20:42 PM
well stop guido'ing up your mustang and update your computer!!  I remember you were an awesome pwning prospect in 1.6 for me, things wouldnt change in source
Title: Re: Mustang's suck
Post by: Paladin_Godfather on July 11, 2005, 06:19:47 PM
Camaros for Life sucka!
Title: Re: Mustang's suck
Post by: Cole on July 12, 2005, 03:01:04 AM
Camaros for Life sucka!

Now that's guido!  As long as your talking IROC-Z28..

Title: Re: Mustang's suck
Post by: T3H on July 19, 2005, 05:48:59 PM
i pwn the stang  :-P
Title: Re: Mustang's suck
Post by: Fidel on July 19, 2005, 07:15:16 PM
meh if its got a ford sign on it STAY AWAY! Imports for life
Title: Re: Mustang's suck
Post by: Mekstar on July 19, 2005, 08:53:36 PM
i conquer.
Title: Re: Mustang's suck
Post by: Mekstar on July 19, 2005, 08:57:04 PM
rofl the best is the kids with mustangs that try and make them look more like imports u know the "Altezza" lights (gey on any car in my opinion), the retard body kits, the graphic stick on vomit mess, the big shiny crome 19'' rims with rubber bands for tires. i mean come on its a fucking mustle car dont make it look like a riced' out pep boys special!
Title: Re: Mustang's suck
Post by: StangGT on July 19, 2005, 09:13:07 PM
rofl the best is the kids with mustangs that try and make them look more like imports u know the "Altezza" lights (gey on any car in my opinion), the retard body kits, the graphic stick on vomit mess, the big shiny crome 19'' rims with rubber bands for tires. i mean come on its a fucking mustle car dont make it look like a riced' out pep boys special!
You get that with any car...

Has nothing to do with the car, just the person who drives it....believe me....I get that throwup taste in my mouth everytime I see any riced out car.
Title: Re: Mustang's suck
Post by: StangGT on July 19, 2005, 09:17:35 PM
meh if its got a ford sign on it STAY AWAY! Imports for life
Usually the most 'picked on' car manufacturer is also the most successful.  People can rag on Ford all they want, or Mustangs for that matter.  Funny thing is, Mustangs are still a huge selling point, whereas GM lost the Camaro and the Trans Am/Firebird years ago.

It's also funny how I see more and more imports broken down on the size of the road than domestics, or Fords for that matter. 

You're right about the 'stay away' part tho...I don't need some stupid import blowing it's head gasket in front of me on the highway, so please do keep your distance  :-D
Title: Re: Mustang's suck
Post by: Privateer on July 19, 2005, 09:41:59 PM
I think stang has mustang dissing radar or something...

lets try it out


mustang's still suck!
Title: Re: Mustang's suck
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on July 19, 2005, 10:29:33 PM
I dont think that was harsh enough..

Fuck mustangs and the pieces of shit pricks that drive them. Fuckin ford, unbelieavable crap that make nowadays, only a cunt would buy one.   :roll:

</jk>
Title: Re: Mustang's suck
Post by: Privateer on July 20, 2005, 05:43:37 AM
beep beep beep... ding ..... we found stang and he is heading our way!!!
Title: Re: Mustang's suck
Post by: Cole on July 20, 2005, 06:12:50 AM
I agree on the rice boi comments, however...

You have to keep in mind that this car below is a ricer..
(http://www.maj.com/gallery/muxmetal/weird-car/ricecar/pots.jpg)

And this one below isn't.  Know the difference.
(http://www.fantasycars.com/derek/cars/images/nissan/gtr_4.jpg)
Title: Re: Mustang's suck
Post by: CorporalStrongBad on July 20, 2005, 06:19:39 AM
Now, cole, can you put the gt-r up there? its not an import since...well, fuck it, if its not american, then i guess its an import? LOL anyhow, i dont like stangs, just because of the horse emblem, i mean, they could have chosen something cooler like, a strong bad emblem! anyhow, Subaru for life for me.

CSB
Title: Re: Mustang's suck
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on July 20, 2005, 08:27:16 AM
I like the symbol for mitsubishi, it kinda looks like a ninja star. So that makes me a  ninja in a way.
Title: Re: Mustang's suck
Post by: Fidel on July 20, 2005, 03:08:28 PM
well around here fords are like the harleys of the world of 4 wheels.  Their quality is shoddy, theyre not reliable and hell id rather ride my ricer then push my harley if that tells you anything.
Title: Re: Mustang's suck
Post by: Mekstar on July 20, 2005, 03:15:31 PM
R32 oh yes fuck me now i give my life to you o' god of mine, skyline. when i wake please be parked in my dirveway, by chance of some miracle. so i can go humiliate stang gt all day long in every way imaginable on the road!
Title: Re: Mustang's suck
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on July 20, 2005, 07:46:13 PM
Fidel has won my heart over, so when can we put him up for recruitment ?
Title: Re: Mustang's suck
Post by: StangGT on July 20, 2005, 10:46:21 PM
R32 oh yes fuck me now i give my life to you o' god of mine, skyline. when i wake please be parked in my dirveway, by chance of some miracle. so i can go humiliate stang gt all day long in every way imaginable on the road!
The r32 Skyline is not the fastest thing to see city streets, Mekstar.  There are lots of cars driving around on the roads that could serve that skyline its ass for dinner.  The only thing that makes that car so appealing is the AWD and handling package that allows the car to maneuver around turns like it's on rails.  Stick an 03/04 Cobra up against that car and the Cobra will get it every time.
Title: Re: Mustang's suck
Post by: StangGT on July 20, 2005, 10:50:10 PM
Their quality is shoddy, theyre not reliable
What Fords have you owned?  Or are you just one of those ignorant fan boys who like to bash car manufacturers of which you have never owned just because it's the "cool" thing to do?

Which is it buddy?  :roll:
Title: Re: Mustang's suck
Post by: Privateer on July 20, 2005, 11:09:29 PM
ping ping ping... found him!
Title: Re: Mustang's suck
Post by: Cole on July 21, 2005, 03:20:13 AM
Now now. 

First.  Who drives in a straight line, unless you're dragging.

Second.  Stang, be fair.  How many VW GTi's, Nissan Skyline GT-r's, and Mitsubishi Eclipes' have you owned (not pwned....lol)

Third.  Were talking apples and oranges here.  Muscle cars are cool, because they are muscle cars.  Rally cars are cool, because they are rally cars.  Sport tuned cars are also nice high performance vehciles.  These are all different than ricers (don't confuse them with production cars that are based on rally or sport tuned cars).  Everyone knows a ricer when they see it.  "Oh wow, look at that car....look straigh out of some weird anime movie..."  What's that R on the mazda for?  Does that fin do a good job stabilizing that car when it turns into a hovercraft.

If xTc upgrades his elcipse, he's a ricer only until he does performance upgrades.  If he tries to make the car 'look' fast to impress the laddies, then yes he's a ricer.  If he tunes it to make it faster, then he's not.

Now lets stop fighting.  Everyone knows that the big mustang engines output more torque and hp than a turbo charged engine.  Every also knows that a perfectly balanced car with proper indepentent suspension and AWD corners better.  It is hard to balance a car with a 5 million pound engine in it, so that why you have to pay 5 milliion bazillion for a supercar - which none of us will ever own.  the f1 mclaren pwns them all.
Title: Re: Mustang's suck
Post by: StangGT on July 21, 2005, 04:20:14 PM
First.  Who drives in a straight line, unless you're dragging.
Well Mekstar pointed out that he would be able to "rape" Mustangs in everyway possible on the road...I do believe most roads have more straightaways than turns and curves.  Besides, most of those curbs can be manuvered well in excess of 90 mph if you were to race from, lets say a 45-50 roll.

Second.  Stang, be fair.  How many VW GTi's, Nissan Skyline GT-r's, and Mitsubishi Eclipes' have you owned (not pwned....lol)
lol Nice to see someone has a sense of humor around here...I have never personally owned any of those cars, but I have worked on an Eclipse GST before and I know for a fact that those things are a ticking timebomb when it comes to headgaskets.

Third.  Were talking apples and oranges here.  Muscle cars are cool, because they are muscle cars.  Rally cars are cool, because they are rally cars.  Sport tuned cars are also nice high performance vehciles.  These are all different than ricers (don't confuse them with production cars that are based on rally or sport tuned cars).  Everyone knows a ricer when they see it.  "Oh wow, look at that car....look straigh out of some weird anime movie..."  What's that R on the mazda for?  Does that fin do a good job stabilizing that car when it turns into a hovercraft.
I know those cars aren't "rice"...believe me, living in the area that I do, I frequently see perfect examples of what 'rice' is.  I have the upmost respect for someone that actually takes the time to build their car performance wise, but none for someone who throws on a cold air intake, a coffee can exhaust, altezzas, and a park bench for a wing on a "grocery getter" and thinks they can hang with 70% of the cars on the road.  I can't even explain how many times I'll be driving down the highway or around town and some idiot pulls up to me and revvs their 'fart can'.  More times than none its a car covered in primer and bondo with a wing that was taken off of a higher model (never the same color paint either lol) and some rediculous body kit that they couldn't afford to get painted.

If xTc upgrades his elcipse, he's a ricer only until he does performance upgrades.  If he tries to make the car 'look' fast to impress the laddies, then yes he's a ricer.  If he tunes it to make it faster, then he's not.
Agreed.  But as of now I have every right to call him an ignorant ricer.  :-D

Now lets stop fighting.  Everyone knows that the big mustang engines output more torque and hp than a turbo charged engine.  Every also knows that a perfectly balanced car with proper indepentent suspension and AWD corners better.  It is hard to balance a car with a 5 million pound engine in it, so that why you have to pay 5 milliion bazillion for a supercar - which none of us will ever own.  the f1 mclaren pwns them all.
I never started this topic, or this recent argument.  Every time I come back on here, I feel I'm on the defensive because of people like Mekstar and xTc who can only insult me personally because they know absolutely nothing about cars.  Fidel, on the other hand, will pretend he knows something about Fords, when really he is basically making himself look like and idiot.  Your "anti-Ford" posts are all generally bullshit and full of commonly used Ford bashing slogans.  You have yet to bring to the table any kind of experience with any Ford or any specific incident in which you actually saw a "Ford on the side of the Road".

It's impossible to have a debate on something if the other side hasn't done their research.  If you guys want to continue this debate, please familiarize yourself with the latter half of the argument before posting again.  I'm getting tired of repeating myself already.
Title: Re: Mustang's suck
Post by: T3H on July 21, 2005, 04:21:17 PM
like ne one belives cole  :roll:
Title: Re: Mustang's suck
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on July 21, 2005, 11:32:53 PM
ignorant ricer? What did i do to rice out my car? I cant add euro tail lights without being called a ricer? Sorry if shit happens and it was a cheap way of saving money.
Title: Re: Mustang's suck
Post by: Cole on July 22, 2005, 04:04:36 AM
Yeah, he posted his car, and it doesn't look like a ricer to me.  He just doesn't like you xTc because you like to fight without knowlege of what you're talking about.  Like my Patriot Act thread.  Besides, it's unAmerican to not like the Stang.  But you are Polish, so it's OK.
Title: Re: Mustang's suck
Post by: CorporalStrongBad on July 22, 2005, 05:24:30 AM
R32 oh yes fuck me now i give my life to you o' god of mine, skyline. when i wake please be parked in my dirveway, by chance of some miracle. so i can go humiliate stang gt all day long in every way imaginable on the road!
The r32 Skyline is not the fastest thing to see city streets, Mekstar.  There are lots of cars driving around on the roads that could serve that skyline its ass for dinner.  The only thing that makes that car so appealing is the AWD and handling package that allows the car to maneuver around turns like it's on rails.  Stick an 03/04 Cobra up against that car and the Cobra will get it every time.

i have raced an newer model svt cobras and i beat it, actually, every single stang i raced, i have beat every single mustang in my grandmas sti, nothing stands in its way, down her in NC, in this USMC town, and i agree w/ cole on the rice thing, but its ok for me, since i eat it....and im asian, so rice or not, im still Chinese and im still CSB...
Title: Re: Mustang's suck
Post by: Cole on July 22, 2005, 11:43:42 AM
more like you'll get the little ladies car, and she'll get an audi or a lexus..
Title: Re: Mustang's suck
Post by: Fidel on July 22, 2005, 06:14:35 PM
Actualy if you must know my other had a ford windstar brand new and within 8k miles the power windows didnt work.  No more then 3k miles later the transmisson died. My cousin has owned an f150 same shit with it power windows fuck up then the transmisson died.  Ford makes a good interior but their mechanics are all fucked up.  Any company that puts a catalytic convert directly besides a transmission is dumb in my opinion.... Oh and XtC love you too but who are you? 
Title: Re: Mustang's suck
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on July 22, 2005, 06:43:24 PM
Just a person who admires your ladies, and the way you talk about fords.
Title: Re: Mustang's suck
Post by: StangGT on July 22, 2005, 09:46:13 PM
Actualy if you must know my other had a ford windstar brand new and within 8k miles the power windows didnt work.  No more then 3k miles later the transmisson died. My cousin has owned an f150 same shit with it power windows fuck up then the transmisson died.  Ford makes a good interior but their mechanics are all fucked up.  Any company that puts a catalytic convert directly besides a transmission is dumb in my opinion.... Oh and XtC love you too but who are you? 
It's a well known fact that Ford lacks in the transmission department...we've known it for decades. 

It's in the engines that they've proven to have the right formula in producing power

i have raced an newer model svt cobras and i beat it, actually, every single stang i raced, i have beat every single mustang in my grandmas sti, nothing stands in its way
As with any car, in order for it to be fast, it needs to have a good driver.  I do guarantee you, however, that if you raced a good driver in an 03/04 Cobra, you'd lose easy.  :-)

As for the other Mustangs, like someone else put it, it's comparing apples to oranges.  You have a car pushing close to 300hp with AWD and a power-adder.  I would hope that you'd be able to beat stock GTs and, of course, the v6 models.  Throw a power adder in a GT, however, and you'll see him pull away from you.

You wan't to make things fair?  Race the 2003 or 2004 Cobra...Those things come stock with a power-adder, just like your grandma's car.  Please do post the story when you do.
Title: Re: Mustang's suck
Post by: NightTrain on July 23, 2005, 11:36:07 AM
FORD = Found On Road Dead   :flamed:

You don't get sterotyped for no reason Stang.  It is a well known fact that imports are built better in every way than American cars, right down to the quality of steel used.  I looked at Windstars when I was shopping for a van, and it is easily the worst minivan made.  Now I have not much experience with muscle cars, but if I had to chose between an old mustang or an old camaro or Corvette, I'd go with the camaro or vette all day in the American class anyway.

No hard feelings Stang, but ford suck ass!!   :headbang1:
Title: Re: Mustang's suck
Post by: StangGT on July 23, 2005, 12:32:15 PM
FORD = Found On Road Dead   :flamed:

You don't get sterotyped for no reason Stang.  It is a well known fact that imports are built better in every way than American cars, right down to the quality of steel used.  I looked at Windstars when I was shopping for a van, and it is easily the worst minivan made.  Now I have not much experience with muscle cars, but if I had to chose between an old mustang or an old camaro or Corvette, I'd go with the camaro or vette all day in the American class anyway.

No hard feelings Stang, but ford suck ass!!   :headbang1:
Last I checked, the Corvette wasn't a competition point between Chevy and Ford.  Can't really compare the 2.

They may be built "better" (so you say), but they are a pain in the ass to fix.  From expensive parts to those engines where everything feeds into everything else and you need to take apart everything just to replace a single part.  I'll take any domestic car over imports for that reason...I like to see my engine, manifolds and all...I don't wanna see a cheap plastic cover taking up 90% of the engine space.
Title: Re: Mustang's suck
Post by: MissDiana on July 24, 2005, 12:38:21 PM
LOL, I saw the topic and I saw how last reply was from Stang, so of course I had to go read lol[/b]
Title: Re: Mustang's suck
Post by: Privateer on July 24, 2005, 06:07:01 PM
did you read the first one di?  You know just as well as I do how to get stang all riled up


That's why he loves me and doesn't give me shit, just xtc... yeah he can take xtc :)
Title: Re: Mustang's suck
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on July 24, 2005, 06:10:45 PM
haahhah thats why i even post in the car threads anyways, because it ticks off stang.
Title: Re: Mustang's suck
Post by: GhostWalker on July 25, 2005, 10:07:33 AM
Mustangs.

They're like assholes. Everyones got one.
Title: Re: Mustang's suck
Post by: StangGT on July 25, 2005, 12:06:30 PM
Mustangs.

They're like assholes. Everyones got one.
Oh shit....aren't you just the most original person in the world  :roll:
Title: Re: Mustang's suck
Post by: Privateer on July 25, 2005, 09:14:37 PM
sorry stang, she won that round
Title: Re: Mustang's suck
Post by: StangGT on July 26, 2005, 10:37:59 PM
sorry stang, she won that round
It's ok tho....

She's just a wannabe hater  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Mustang's suck
Post by: Fidel on July 27, 2005, 03:47:53 PM
Hey my uncles ranger motor just died, imagine that his motor with 40k miles on it.  You know what the dumbass did to fix it, he bought another ford he is defintely cut.


<3 XtC whoever you may be ;)
Title: Re: Mustang's suck
Post by: GhostWalker on July 27, 2005, 07:51:13 PM
Not quite original... but true. lol

Around here there are more mustangs than motocycles on the road I believe.

My uncle died in a mustang, so I hope to never own one myself... but ya know, I'm a bit partial to the STI or an eclipse.


....Of course one day SB is going to buy me a Viper... he just doesn't know it yet.  :sunny:
Title: Re: Mustang's suck
Post by: Death_ADDER on July 28, 2005, 04:22:15 AM
lol a viper eh... drives good... I delivered one when I worked at the dealership here.

Steve
Title: Re: Mustang's suck
Post by: CorporalStrongBad on July 28, 2005, 05:31:44 AM
sorry stang, she won that round
It's ok tho....

She's just a wannabe hater  :mrgreen:

What is a wannabe hater? maybe someone that wants to be a hater? and in that instance i know GW personally, and knows that she can hate and she can also appreciate<sp>.

Not quite original... but true. lol

Around here there are more mustangs than motocycles on the road I believe.

My uncle died in a mustang, so I hope to never own one myself... but ya know, I'm a bit partial to the STI or an eclipse.


....Of course one day SB is going to buy me a Viper... he just doesn't know it yet. :sunny:

Oh really? a viper, only if its red w/ white stripes...LOL, what ever happened to partial to talons too?

CSB
Title: Re: Mustang's suck
Post by: StangGT on July 28, 2005, 05:38:21 AM
Hey my uncles ranger motor just died, imagine that his motor with 40k miles on it.  You know what the dumbass did to fix it, he bought another ford he is defintely cut.


<3 XtC whoever you may be ;)
Hmm...let's see the maintenance records and then get back to me.

If you treat any car/truck like shit, it's going to shit on you as well....No matter who makes it.
Title: Re: Mustang's suck
Post by: Cole on July 28, 2005, 07:22:06 AM
http://ghostormist.j2d2.net/classic_auto_1.mpeg

Now that is a great handling car.  Sounds cool too.
Title: Re: Mustang's suck
Post by: TyDiRiUm on July 28, 2005, 11:28:44 AM
Mustangs are classics no matter what ANYONE says... 8-) :headbang1:
Title: Re: Mustang's suck
Post by: Spikeroo on August 07, 2005, 07:47:08 AM
Mercury Bobcat is the shitzors...hatchback please...2nd would be the styling Yugo...

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.mcnabbs.org/peter/pics/yugo.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.mcnabbs.org/peter/pictures/&h=588&w=768&sz=647&tbnid=OgYCx_xxb0gJ:&tbnh=107&tbnw=140&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dyugo%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D&oi=imagesr&start=1

What other car stores the spare on top of the engine?  Woohoo - those clever Yugoslavians!

 :mrgreen:  "I be bitchin' in my Yugo - da chics love a good banging with the hatchback open!"