Third Person Thread

[T3H]

Ok, Thug has made this thread cuz he thought that it would be fun, its a third person thread so for those of you that dont know its like ur narrating what ever u say lol, no i, me, u etc. just like he, she, etc. kk lets have fun and see how long this goes lol.

[Johnny]

You are a fucking moron.  No third person needed there!

[blue]

Blue nods his head and silently agrees.

[NightTrain]

NighttRain asks himself what could have gone wrong with the master plan?  NightTrain and his fellowship of leaders had a simple plan and it has gone of course.  NightTrain wonders if Larry, bdot, blue, ai and Johnny have a single brain cell that they share or do they each have their own.  Somany questions for NightTrain to answer.

[Johnny]

It is completely unfair for you to compare Johnny to those other heathens.  Johnny is officially asking to be dissascociated with SPAM Central and everything it entails... he is in the process of deleting every post he made in this forum...

[NightTrain]

It is too late for Johnny, or so NightTrain told me.  Johnny IS spam central.  NightTrain understands your plight and feels for your state of mind, but NightTrain still feels that JKohnny is the king of Spam Central and the reason for its creation.

[Johnny]

If this is indeed the case, then Johnny should be given complete control over SPAM Central.  He be the only one with Admin powers in this forum, the one and only.  Some people may feel this is a little over the top, but for it to be his house, and not have complete control over it, is a little insane...

[blue]

Blue wonders why he has administrator rights to this forum when the King of Spam is johnny, and so used to be called Johnny's House.

[Larry Flint]

Larry thinks quitely to hiself if he should yell loudly and curse at the fucking loser that posted in this thread. yet larry believes that the lil spam he has participated in does not add up to blue and bdot's sorry ass's. Noww that larry has solved hid equation he believes he shall never post in this again even if he was to be confronted by some punny sole of life he would not care to post back!

[TE | Paladin]

Paladin ponders the pontifications of people and their poliferations pertaining to the predisposed popularity nad precise piecemeal wares.



wow, that took alot outta Paladin.

[flintlock]

At first the spamming thing seemed pretty silly, but just recently flintlock found it very amusing. He just couldn't understand how people had nothing better to do than post useless shit when they should have been doing homework or some other noble thing with their time.

But sadly, he soon became aware, that flintlock himself had fallen victim to the spam addiction. It started first with a few young upstarts just trying to make their mark on the clan, up thier post count, posting useless crap all over the forums simply because they were told not to.

But it quickly became a virus of sorts, spreading from the young guns and quickly affecting the leadership core, forcing them; finally giving in to the cries for their needed spam fixes. Spam Central was born and then, there he was, flintlock posting a note in spam central instead of working to provide food and shelter for his family. It was the beginning of the end and he knew it.

Then the realization hit him, trying to write an entire post in 3rd person without one mistake was a daugnting, yet rewarding experience and it was only a matter of time before all TE members fell victim as he did.

Be afraid! Be very afraid.

[blue]

Blue turns on his lcd monitor after studying and finishing his homework.  Going to the forum section of The Elder's website, he goes to his favorite forum; spam central.  He reads all the topics, and sees flintlock's post on his life.  He reads it quite carefully, and notices the part where flintlock says

" how people had nothing better to do than post useless shit when they should have been doing homework or some other noble thing with their time."

Blue realizes, O M G its' the truth!  Flintlock has realized what he has been doing when he shoudl have been doing homework; spamming the forums.

[T3H]

Thug thinks that johhny doesn't like this thread because hes not smart enough to narrate himself.

Thug also thinks that paladin uses too many big words and they confuse him.

[HongKongPhooey]

Thug thinks that johhny doesn't like this thread because hes not smart enough to narrate himself.

Thug also thinks that paladin uses too many big words and they confuse him.

LHongKongPhooeyAO  

[doughty]

doughty thinks that hong's joke was clever, and then rewards himself with another bowl pack.

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