Elite_Prophet
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« : December 01, 2004, 03:22:37 PM » |
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So a vampire walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a shot of rum and a cup of hot water, and the bartender gives him his rum but asks "why do you want hot water" the vampire pulls out a used tampon and says i wanted a cup of tea  |
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Johnny
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« #1 : December 01, 2004, 03:45:26 PM » |
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that doesn't make sense... because vagina blood on a rag dipped into hot water does in no way make tea. He should have asked for a cup of water and some celery and made a bloody mary or something, at least that has the word blood in it...good joke other than the fact that it sucks!
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« #2 : December 01, 2004, 04:46:25 PM » |
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wow johnny your so dumb, it does actually make sense if you think about it for only a second and not try to make every one in thesse forums lesser than you it doesnt work
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Johnny
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« #3 : December 01, 2004, 04:53:50 PM » |
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no dude, it doesnt, because tea is made from tea leaves... so vagina blood + hot water does not = tea. tea leaves in a bag + hot water = tea...
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« #4 : December 01, 2004, 10:39:32 PM » |
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i'm just trying to make some blood-dissipated-in-water to drink duh
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« #6 : December 02, 2004, 07:34:33 PM » |
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« #7 : December 08, 2004, 03:35:49 PM » |
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so this guy is talking to his buddy and he says man, i've been having some freudian slips alot lately, why just the other day i went to the train station and asked the attendant, who was well endowed, for two pickets to tittsburg. I know how you feel, the other replied. I was having breakfast with my wife and instead of sayin, Dear, please pass the OJ, i said, You fucking bitch you ruined my life!"
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Johnny
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« #8 : December 08, 2004, 06:18:32 PM » |
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^^ holy shit, that joke is fucking amazing....
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« #9 : December 09, 2004, 10:22:47 PM » |
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Im A Vampire  ....ever seen blade? that movie was based on me  |
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« #10 : June 27, 2005, 10:42:25 PM » |
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hahaha good one...
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Cole
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« #11 : June 28, 2005, 02:47:57 AM » |
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so thug really does think that he is black...
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« #12 : June 28, 2005, 12:08:56 PM » |
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Did you NOT see his pictures?  |
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Cole
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« #13 : June 29, 2005, 02:46:50 AM » |
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yes, but it coulda been a spoof
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« #14 : July 01, 2005, 01:04:38 PM » |
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whos pictures?
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