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« : June 12, 2008, 05:59:55 PM »
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Weapon of choice?

location to defend of choice?

food source?

water source?

who would you save/bring with you?
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« #1 : June 12, 2008, 10:36:16 PM »
As long as I had my knife I'd be fine!


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« #2 : June 13, 2008, 07:05:04 AM »
are you crazy?  FUCK a knife!  fast or slow zombies will over power you with just a knife! 

I'd definitely go crowbar for blunt force trauma, but my weapon of choice would be able to take off their heads!
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« #3 : June 13, 2008, 03:24:21 PM »
First off, my knife can cut off their heads, so that works. Second, have you seen how many knife kills I have? If it weren't for me missing the one night this week that consisted of multiple knife only rounds I'd be sooo far ahead!


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« #4 : June 13, 2008, 09:24:12 PM »

Weapon of choice - G36C, Laser Aim, 2x scope, and infinite ammunition

Location to defend of choice - Alaska (I hear the virus can't survive there)

Food source - Grocery Stores all over the world (I Plan on having a helo)

Water source - Same as food, if animals aren't available, although I like moose meat, caribou can't be much different)

Who would you save/bring with you - My lovely, gorgeous girlfriend.

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Who would I use as a decoy - Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel....they'd obliterate the threat for us.
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« #5 : June 14, 2008, 07:21:20 AM »
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Byrnie... you forget, you will kill one or five, but zombies move faster than you do, you'd get raped inside of 30 seconds.
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« #6 : June 14, 2008, 02:00:04 PM »
Ironically enough me and my buddy just had this discussion at our Local Denny's... it was awesome

Weapon of choice - Katana... or Battle Axe.. as much as everyone wants a gun there is no such thing as unlimitied ammo in real life  :-P

Location to defend of choice - My house... i know it oh so well and much like Home Alone, i would set traps if they zombies tried to attack!

Food source - I can't argue with AntiHero's Grocery store theory.. its a good one

Water source - Bottles lol

Who would you save/bring with you - As many friends and family as i could fit in my house... Except Prophet... He would be my decoy lol
Can you dig it, SUCKA?!

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« #7 : June 14, 2008, 03:35:37 PM »
I change my weapons...a barret 50 cal for the roof, and the G36C for scouting and the Katana on my back of course.
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« #8 : June 14, 2008, 04:01:22 PM »
nobody can resist the Katana... i mean... they are amazing!!

Hey can i make the Katana look like the Masamune blade from FF7!
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« #9 : June 14, 2008, 04:58:46 PM »
whats fucking worse than Zombies dancing with Michael Jackson. ???

http://youtube.com/watch?v=QkjtctcuQ9Q
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« #10 : June 15, 2008, 08:25:29 AM »
Thriller was fucking awesome. End of story.
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« #11 : June 17, 2008, 05:26:56 AM »
Is have sex with them an option, cause I think that would be fun....

Zombie: Brainssssss!!!
Me: Oh I'll give you a brain!!

only girl zombies by the way, dont get your hopes up wonder
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« #12 : June 17, 2008, 05:43:51 AM »
We all know you love Wonder's dick and butt.
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« #13 : June 17, 2008, 07:31:18 AM »
I believe both of you pervs need to stop talking about my ass and dick right now.  and prophet, your the one saying you want to fuck a zombie.  I think you should prob go get some professional help if thats the case.   :mrgreen:
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« #14 : June 19, 2008, 07:56:04 PM »
is fucking a zombie unhealthy? can your sperm become haunted? that would be kind of funny
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