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« : November 06, 2007, 03:25:07 PM » |
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Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3 , Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Racing 3.6.
I can’t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I’m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn’t work on Wife 1.0 . Please help!
Thanks,
Troubled User…..
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Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING !!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfrie nd 7.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support . I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application “Yes Dear”
to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE! because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 ! and Do Bills 4.2 .
However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !
WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!
Best of luck,
Tech Support
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« #1 : November 06, 2007, 03:33:30 PM » |
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HAHA, thats a good one rage.  |
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« #2 : November 07, 2007, 07:57:00 AM » |
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God Damn Wife v1.0 I knew there was a catch! I am upgrading to the Open Source Version Escort 6.9.
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« #3 : November 07, 2007, 10:50:15 AM » |
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Combo (Cumquat) just upgraded to QueerHole v.7.3
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« #4 : November 07, 2007, 11:28:47 AM » |
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You douche....Elite go eat a Big Mac
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« #5 : November 07, 2007, 11:32:49 AM » |
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HAHA NAH ill leave that up to hamburger sally
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« #6 : November 07, 2007, 11:37:20 AM » |
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I bet you can out eat you easy...Combo bets on Sally $1000000000
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« #7 : November 07, 2007, 11:38:19 AM » |
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Im confused but what you said, I just saw eat out and giggled
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« #8 : November 07, 2007, 11:42:44 AM » |
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Haha CLassis case of ELite wanting to eat out
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« #9 : November 07, 2007, 11:51:54 AM » |
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Yeah well yo mother loves what i can do with my tongue, i really just pretend im eating a sandwich
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« #10 : November 07, 2007, 11:52:41 AM » |
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Roastbeef mmMmmm
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« #11 : November 07, 2007, 11:53:17 AM » |
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Well i go eat out i pretend that him eating spaghetti
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« #12 : November 07, 2007, 11:53:57 AM » |
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ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT!
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« #13 : November 07, 2007, 11:54:59 AM » |
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NO do here is whatever comes out is ENGLISH YEP
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« #14 : November 07, 2007, 12:00:52 PM » |
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That's not even a fucking sentence.
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