Funny Video and Joke Thread

[Elite_Prophet]

rofl at fraggle

[wonder.]

rofl at fraggle

 

[Farside]

Why is Hellen Keller(The deaf dumb and blind chick) a bad driver?

Shes a woman.

[Elite_Prophet]

Why didnt helen keller yell as she was falling off a cliff?

Cause she had mittens on

[fraggle 79]

That makes absolutely no fucking sense. 

She was Blind and Deaf, meaning- she cannot see or hear.
She could speak, infact she gave lectures across the country.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helen_Keller

I get where you were going with it, but you missed by a mile.

[wonder.]

Thanks to fraggle i get what you are getting at, but he does have a point. 

[wonder.]

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That didn't work out the way i wanted it too, but it is still funny to me.

[wonder.]

How does Helen Keller drive? One hand on the wheel and one hand one the road!

First name: Brittany
    joke: How do you Punish Hellen Keller? 1- Reareange the Furniture 2- Give her a basketball and tell her to read it. 3- tell her to find the corners in a round room


    joke: Why does Helen Keller have holes in her face? She tried eating with a fork.

First name: Rob Boz
    joke: Did you hear about the new Helen Keller Doll? You wind her up and she bumps into the furniture!

First name: businessguy
    joke: What is Helen Keller's favorite Convenience Store? WAAAWAAA


    joke: Why did Helen Keller's dog jump off a cliff and kill itself? You would too if your name was sajifjlsisdjifiuop

First name: Willy Boy
    joke: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They stuck a plunger in the toilet.
    How many kids did Helen Keller have? NONE! The plunger went all the way through!

First Name: LMonroe
    joke: If Helen Keller fell down in the woods, would she make a sound?

First name: Jay
    joke: Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman! no seriously why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

First name: Jay
    joke: Have you seen a picture of Helen Kellers dad? Neither has she!

First name: Red
    joke: how did helen keller burn the side of her face? she answered the iron. how did she burn the other side? they called back.
(note from one of our visitors: "how did helen keller hear the iron ring? SHE DIDN'T!!! cause shes DEAF!!!!!!!!!!" this joke may have been fabricated, we are currently researching the authenticity of this event.)

First name: Red
    joke: what did hellen keller's room look like? she didn't know either

First name: shayla
    joke: what do you call a tennis match between helen keller and stevie wonder? endless love

First name: yo momma
    joke: why does helen keller wear tight pants? so you can read her lips!!

First name: Heather
    joke: What was Helen Kellers favorite childhood game? Musical Chairs

First name: little-comb
    joke: Whats Helen Kellers favourite movie? Around the Block in 80 days.

First name: Jeffrey
    joke: If helen keller were psychic, would she call it a fourth sense?

First name: Aussie
    joke: What did Helen Keller say to the shop assistant when she knocked over a product-display in the store? Just looking!

First name: griz
    joke: whats the name of helen kellers new movie? silent scream.

First name: griz
    joke: how did helen keller burn her face? she was bobbing for french fries.

First name: Joseph
    joke: How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? Stuck doorknobs to the walls.

First name: patrick
    joke: Why cant Hellen Keller drive a car? Because shes a woman. Why cant Hellen Keller drive a train? Because shes dead.

First name: Dee
    joke: Why were Helen Kellers hands purple? She heard it thru the grapevine.

First name: dave
    joke: Have you heard about Helen Kellers new car? neither has she

First name: dave
    joke: Why did helen keller go crazy? she was trying to read a stucko wall.

First name: Boyd
    joke: How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? -they left the plunger in the toilet

First name: eliyah
    joke: what did hellen keller get for cristmas? polio! she had everything else.

First name: Jeremy
    joke: Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it......... uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

First name: Reed
    joke: How do you get helen keller to keep a secret? Break her fingers

First name: max
    joke: why did helen kellers dog commit suicide? you would to if your name was mmmmmmmmmnnnnnn

First name: M & G
    joke: Why doesnt Hellen Kellar scream when she fell off the cliff? - She was wearing mittens

First Name:wickedclown
    joke: why can't Hellen Keller jump out of an airplane? It scares the shit out of her dog.

First Name: danny
    joke: Whats helen keller's favorite color? Black

First Name: The Dude
    joke: Why did Helen Keller cross the road? What, like she know's where she's going?

First Name: John dokken
    joke: How do you punish Helen Keller? By rearranging the living-room furniture.

First Name: jenifer
    joke: What did Helen Keller do when she fell down the well? She screamed her hands off.

First Name: jenifer
    joke: How did Helen Keller breake her arms? Trying to read road signs at 40mph.

First Name: jenifer
    joke: Why couldn't Helen Keller play on her high school football team? Because she's a girl

First Name: jenifer
    joke: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? So she can moan with the other.

First Name: fdskflfjdkl
    joke: Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Her dog was blind too.

First Name: Charles
    joke: What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her for swearing? Washed her hands with soap.

First Name: mike
    joke: how did Helen Keller burn her hands? She was trying to read a waffle iron

First Name: adam
    joke: what does Helen Keller call the closet? Disneyworld
Where do Helen Keller's parents have her go when there's company over? Disneyworld

First Name: molly
    joke: Why was Helen Keller late for school? DUI

[fraggle 79]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=F2uBz9ptmio

http://youtube.com/watch?v=l0tYY9SdBXg

http://youtube.com/watch?v=VIt12gPeuPk

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZJtEzAW9WSw

[fraggle 79]

john cena and bobby lee

http://youtube.com/watch?v=mv8kCANh03w

[Elite_Prophet]

the sad part is, my sword wielding friend fraggle, that u had the time to think about that / even knew it, im glad i didnt

[RaGe]

911 Calls.. haha

http://www.2flashgames.com/f/f-911-Abuse-4933.htm

Wow so lucky!

http://www.viralplaza.com/viewpage.php?page_id=30

Smart...

A man walked into a bank in New York City one day and asked for the loan officer.

He told the loan officer that he was going to Philippines on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000. The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of security for the loan.

Then the man handed over the keys to a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produced the title and everything checked out The loan officer agreed to accept the car as collateral for the loan.The bank’s president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh at the guy for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan.

An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the bank’s underground garage and parked it there.Two weeks later, the guy returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest, which came to $15.41.

The loan officer said, “Sir, we are very happy to have had and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow “$5,000″.

The millionaire replied: “Where else in New York City can I park my car for $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return”

[fraggle 79]

ROFL     Nice Rage

[RaGe]

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/2347


hahahaha think we all been there more then once.

[wonder.]

HAHA, that was a good joke rage.

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