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« : May 15, 2006, 04:51:38 PM »

>This would be a great speech.
>
>  WOULDN'T IT  BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S PRESIDENT,
>DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?
>
>My Fellow Americans:
>As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime has been completed.
>  Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our
mission in Iraq is complete.
>
>This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American
>forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now
time to begin the reckoning.
>
>Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries
>which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This 1st list is
short.
>The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the
countries listed there.
>
>The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the
>world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing
copies of both lists later this evening.
>
>Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those
nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved
during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi
war.
>
>The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world
Hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
>
>Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.
>
>In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money
toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home. On that
note, a word to terrorist organizations. Tangle with us and we will hunt you
down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth.
>  Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe
>China.
>
>To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys. Work out a peace deal
now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to Russia
for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big tables, too. I am
ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France,
Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring
from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
>  I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN
diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking
tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and
crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps
have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or
watch your precious
>Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops
in the world. I love New York .
>
>A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely
to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not
pissing us off for a change.
>  Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his entire corrupt government
really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple extra tanks and
infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put em? Yep,
border security So start doing something with your oil.
>  Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA
>treaty - starting now.
>
>We are tired of the one-way highway.
>
>It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens.
Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn tootin."
>
>Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the
>world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the
planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate
homelessness in America. It is time to eliminate World Cup Soccer from
America. To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks guys. We owe you
and we won't forget.
>  To the nations on List 2, a final thought. Drop dead.
>
>God bless America.
>Thank you and good night.
>
>If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English,
>thank a soldier.
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« #1 : May 15, 2006, 05:05:45 PM »

Wow, 90% of the nations thoughts all put in a nice neat little package. Nice work.
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« #2 : May 16, 2006, 02:55:20 PM »

LOL great thoughts there Shmotz i agree fully fuck all those other twat waffle countries......
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« #3 : May 16, 2006, 06:00:33 PM »

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« #4 : May 16, 2006, 06:40:52 PM »

LOL great thoughts there Shmotz i agree fully fuck all those other twat waffle countries......
how dare you use my name!
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« #5 : May 16, 2006, 10:25:28 PM »

Snoop_...that makes you a twat waffle...you are Canadian and everything.

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« #6 : May 17, 2006, 05:31:16 AM »

i should trademark Twat Waffle....from here on out it will be known as Twat Waffle???
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« #7 : May 17, 2006, 05:51:37 PM »

Snoop_...that makes you a twat waffle...you are Canadian and everything.
               Hmmmm i dont know bout that.... First off i'm not a TWAT WAFFLE???
   I'm a bud smoker.... And being from Victoria B.C , i hate being compared to the rest of all Canadians seen as i dont ride moose i shoot them ! I only live here because of the good paying job i have..... :cya:
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« #8 : May 19, 2006, 12:37:23 AM »

where's the part about bush's oil investments?
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« #9 : May 19, 2006, 07:46:10 PM »

where's the part about bush's oil investments?

HAHA you think Bush would say all that?

I hope all the ugly girls like us, because all the pretty ones just ran away.
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« #10 : May 20, 2006, 08:03:06 AM »

it would not talk about that...hence the reason it says, ANY US PRESIDENT.....ur such a Twat Waffle???
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« #11 : May 22, 2006, 11:46:58 PM »

it would not talk about that...hence the reason it says, ANY US PRESIDENT.....ur such a Twat Waffle???

hey man if i were president, I'd talk about it. I'd also write alot of letters to eggo to make sure they get on the twat breakfast boat before it sails.
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« #12 : May 23, 2006, 08:19:59 AM »

Snoop_ I thought that you were from ON?  Like up Ottawa way.

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« #13 : May 23, 2006, 07:36:17 PM »

Nope born Victoria B.C, grew up in Alberta and when my parents split i moved to Quebec(Where i live now). My mom lives in Ontario outside Niagara falls and i lived there with her for a summer.....But i still go down there   every few   months   .........Details,details,details










































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« #14 : May 26, 2006, 04:03:20 PM »

That was a good read. Thanks
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