To all my fellow spammers:

[Cole]

Dear Fellow Spammers,

It is disappointing to see that you cannot keep up with my foolishness.  A couple of times I had thought that I was had.  I am now working a much more demanding job, but still find time to do the important things.  The trick is in good PIM software and sticking to a schedule.  Oh, also doing things faster that the other people in your department helps too.  This leaves more time for spam. 

So, learn your job faster and better, but let no one know this as they will expect more from you (and in corporate America today, there are no merit based raises ? trust me, ok there are, but it totally depends on the company you work for and the good companies are very, very few and far between).  Then you can spam. 

In conclusion, I would like to offer a challenge.  Spam all of the Spam forum in one day?s time.  It?s up to 14 pages, all of which I have had the last work with the exception of two posts that Adder locked (haxor).  I should have admin rights to unlock, but I don?t and haven?t bothered to fix it yet.  If I had, rest assured that those threads would also be mine.

Sincerely,

Cole
Spammer lvl 60
Not good at FPS games
But still loves playing them

[Darkensky]

Ill take your challenge, what week and what time do we start!

[Huddy]

Well as I attempt not to spam.. i will just this once to break post number 200... SUp bitchs!

[Cole]

Darken you nub.  You can start any time.  You probably want to do it when you know no one else is posting so that they cannot get into a spam war with you, ultimately ruining your goal.

And congrats on you 200 huddy.  I have 500 more to go before I beat adder!

[Cole]

no dude, i can keep up with him no problem..  he was the one who taught me the art of the spam.  I have now surpassed my master.

[GhostWalker]

Some day I will get you Cole.... Someday.

[Paladin_Godfather]

what ever happened to Adder anyway?? did his Boa finally get the better of him

[Cole]

i think he has a life, or is just not spamming to give the appearence he has a life.  either that or he's bipolar on the downside now.

[Paladin_Godfather]

we should definately send him a SPAM email.. wtih all our names signed!! that'll make him happy

[Cole]

You guys need to start spamming.

[Hitman Smurf]

Sometimes spamming detracts from my cs practice time....sometimes im a spammer sometimes I wont post for a few days....depends on my mood. At least i take the time to type in pointless responses from time to time. Kinda like now...oh well enough for now.

[Cole]

hehehaaa i could go home now.  but i shall spam a few instead.

[Darkensky]

Dear Cole:

Fuck you

Love Darkensky

CC: Cobra

[Cole]

ok, i notice that i am still the only one who has the last word on all of the posts.  i've been busy the last couple days, and that should have give you guys plenty of time to catch up, but alas you are not loser enough to do the whole board.

[Darkensky]

Sorry i have been busy also.. biteme..?!

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