Dead chickens are up your asses fools.
Damn - now I got me a new job - I have to bring my lunch to work in one of them gay-ass bags. The cooler wouldn't fit in the "shared" fridge, the caf sucks and there isn't anyplace to eat near by except Micky D's and that type of food only works for my kids. We need a smiley carrying one of them gay-ass bags!
"Shitzor's Spike - you can just carry some fri' chicken in yo pocket - it'll last all day...keep that gay-ass bag at home!"