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[Death_ADDER]

lol... well dont let cole see that... hahaahah

Steve

[TyDiRiUm]

Alright. Cole, dont read this dude... Wait, shit... He has...to read...above...here before he...reads...this....FUCK!

[Cole]

I'm reading it now.  You should tell your gf to stop posting on the self help forums.  She just posted a new thread entitled "I think my bf is gay." 

Here is the text:

"Dr. Phil -

Oh gosh, i don't how to say this and I don't know what to do.  My BF, Tydirium is gay.  At least I think he might be.  He won't have sex with me.  He did do me the ass once last week, but he kept calling me Steve.  Then once he called me Adder.  I don't get it?!?  He won't even touch me.  Am I being out of line with my thinking?  What should I do?"

Here was Dr. Phil's response:

"You are not wrong.  You bf is a total pansy.  In Texas, we'd have to send him up to Canada.  Just dump him for a real man.  This is a no-brainer.

-Dr. Phil"

So, there you have it.  man salad tosser flosser.  wow, wipe up those tears.  it's ok.  We will still be your friend.  We're inclusive like that.  It's part of what makes us better than you.

[xTc the NJ GUIDO]

too lazy to read. next.

[TyDiRiUm]

Same here...next

[Cole]

Listen Fucktards.  That is a funny post, and it is not long, so fucking read it.  WTF is wrong with you.  If you don't learn how to read fast, and read things that are longer than one sentence you are doomed to be a fucktard your whole life.  now, go tell your gf ty to stop posting on the dr. phil forums.

PS.  I just learned that xTc has a steady girlfriend that he's not telling anyone about.  I know her name too.

[Death_ADDER]

lol cole we need to talk later then... and yes I did read that up there... fucking funny... tyd wants me bad... but never had me so I was doing his gf, mom and sister

Steve

[Cole]

I think i need to make a new thread.  But I want the suspense to build up.

[Death_ADDER]

oh keep it up... we need to find out xtc's secret lover.

Steve

[TyDiRiUm]

You wish you had my girl Death, haha. I'm plent happy w/ her, and Cole, I can read fast. I just choose not 2. You think I would get into this Spam War if I couldn't even type fast? Don't think so. I see your joining up in the war also though Cole which makes you just as bad as Death and xTc,haha.

[Death_ADDER]

tyd... I dont want your girl... a towel and a glove aint really my type.

Steve

[TyDiRiUm]

Yea, because I think towels and gloves are SOO hot...

[Cole]

that's pretty gross ty. 

oh, and.... I'll be catching up to you soon. You better spam on the weekends.

Me:  8.23
Ty:  10.54
Adder:  13.73
xTc:  6.58
Thug:  ?  too lazy to look up, but probably like -9 or something.

[Death_ADDER]

oh by the way cole I am at 14 now I think... look it up

Steve

[xTc the NJ GUIDO]

microwaved bananas are the way to go.

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