College classes canceled for Portal 2

[TheJuggler17]

check this out, apparently some college professor canceled his classes because of "the portal flu"
Because so many of his students were calling in reporting they were sick, which he knew was because of Portal 2 being released, and couldn't make it to class, he just canceled classes altogether.
Ha - maybe it was all so he could play it too!

http://www.tomsguide.com/us/Portal-2-GLaDOS-FPS-PC-gaming-Valve-Steam,news-10894.html

[Giant Flying Head]

"Due to the high number of students that are feigning illness to play Portal [2], there will be no class tomorrow, April 19."

[Mustard]

I took a personal day at work. Luckily I work at the kind of company where they don't ask why I needed one.

[crazydog]

I took a personal day at work. Luckily I work at the kind of company where they don't ask why I needed one.

All you would have to say is that you were involved in a classified test of experimental hardware in a secret facility. They'd understand.

[DiscoStan]

For science.

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