Here's the new achievements with their real descriptions.
Most of them are actually pretty good, and not don't hurt gameplay, except Photostroika. What a waste of an uber.
The darkened ones are ones that I'll farm. The rest I'll just do normally. (Feel free to join me.
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PS: Those are fake. Here are the real ones:
http://members.shaw.ca/jshosted/kgb.htm