soo...

So, what is the longest no importance spam that anyone has ever left, with no amount of information PURPLE!! besides baller with his DEAD CHICKENS EVERYWHERE gag. I mean, first he goes by count. The he racks up the size making it humongous. But seriously, this is nonsense. Can I wear my pants on tuesday please and cookies in my back pocket taste like butter on a park, bench?

Or maybe a bird falls in water that is dryer than a french fry smothered in oil and bound like a baller in dominatrix mode with 5 sumo wretlers all eating pickled pigs feet in nothing but a smile?

Or, just perhaps there is nothing as crazy as mustard in a jar before it is mustard which means it is nothing at all?!#