Public Forum => SPAM Central => Topic started by: Paladin_Godfather on January 26, 2005, 10:00:47 AM
Title: Jokes.
Post by: Paladin_Godfather on January 26, 2005, 10:00:47 AM
I wanna hear everyone's best jokes... whether it be a one liner or a complex system of sentence often refered to as a paragraph... hit me with it
i'll start....
What do you call the useles skin around a vagina?? :? :?
A woman!!! :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Jokes.
Post by: NickFitz on January 26, 2005, 10:00:09 PM
Alright, now be prepared..this is a bad joke....BAD JOKE..SO DONT READ IT...but yeah
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank; she has the title, and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns and repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely; but we are a little puzzled. We checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is - why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The blond replies....."Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
Title: Re: Jokes.
Post by: Paladin_Godfather on January 27, 2005, 09:11:35 AM
:-D :-D
What do you call a blonde with pigtails?
a blow job with handlebars!!
Title: Re: Jokes.
Post by: T3H on January 28, 2005, 09:22:53 PM
your moms so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.........lol
Your so poor, your bologna has no first name..........lol
:mrgreen:
Title: Re: Jokes.
Post by: Paladin_Godfather on January 31, 2005, 09:42:22 AM
*WARNING: OFFENSIVE JOKES AHEAD!*
Why do tampons have strings?
So you can floss after you are done eating!! :mrgreen:
What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?
See you next month!! :evil:
Title: Re: Jokes.
Post by: flintlock on January 31, 2005, 10:27:10 PM
With the big game comming up, this seemed appropriate enough.
Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Peyton," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a blue and red sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Patriots logo flag, and in every window, a Pat Patriot towel. Peyton looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I even went to the Hall of Fame." God said "So what's your point Peyton?" "Well, why does Tom Brady get a better house than me?" God chuckled, and said "Peyton, that's not Tom's house, it's mine."
Title: Re: Jokes.
Post by: flintlock on February 01, 2005, 09:59:06 AM
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan
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Post by: T3H on February 01, 2005, 02:02:53 PM
Guns are no more responsible for killing people than the spoon is responsible for making Rosie O'Donnell fat.
:mrgreen: lol
Title: Re: Jokes.
Post by: Paladin_Godfather on February 01, 2005, 10:34:18 PM
:-o :-o thug... quit while your ahead.... your canadian jokes are so... well, canadian!!
How do you stop a Canadian tank?
Shoot the two guys pushing it!
Title: Re: Jokes.
Post by: T3H on February 03, 2005, 11:55:50 AM
how do u keep an american busy?
make him try to escape the crimson room :P
:mrgreen:
Title: Re: Jokes.
Post by: Paladin_Godfather on February 07, 2005, 10:05:59 AM
How do you get 4 thugs to sit on a bar stool??
Turn it upside-down!!! :sunny: :mrgreen:
Eat It! :thebirdman:
Title: Re: Jokes.
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 27, 2005, 10:32:45 PM
ohh paladin nice ones... all these jokes are pretty good
Steve
Title: Re: Jokes.
Post by: Cole on June 28, 2005, 03:37:17 AM
Here's a joke: Thug.
Title: Re: Jokes.
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 28, 2005, 12:29:46 PM
Heres one even funnier : Cole :lol: :thebirdman:
Title: Re: Jokes.
Post by: Cole on June 28, 2005, 12:35:17 PM
you shall never get there. lol. gl withh the 8 pages
Title: Re: Jokes.
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 28, 2005, 12:36:19 PM
Don't start Cole. I have all day AND I'm not in a good mood. I will reply to anything and EVERYTHING in the next 12 hours.... :lol: :argue: :thebirdman:
Title: Re: Jokes.
Post by: Cole on June 28, 2005, 12:37:25 PM
what's wronng man.. why the bad mood. gf give you shit for spamming all day?
Title: Re: Jokes.
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 28, 2005, 12:38:16 PM
No, we did it last night and I didn't want to "cuddle" with her... lol, so then comes the fighting :lol: :argue: :headbang:
Title: Re: Jokes.
Post by: Cole on June 29, 2005, 02:24:23 AM
lol. So, just tell her that you don't love her, you just love effing her.
Title: Re: Jokes.
Post by: Death_ADDER on July 01, 2005, 01:22:42 PM
lalalala... staring down the barel of a .45
Steve
Title: Re: Jokes.
Post by: Cole on July 13, 2005, 03:19:59 AM
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Title: Re: Jokes.
Post by: Cole on July 13, 2005, 03:20:27 AM
so did you figure it out at grandma's house Tydirium?
Title: Re: Jokes.
Post by: Cole on July 13, 2005, 08:43:17 AM
lol. i'm gonna kick the crap out of you the next time I see you. lol wadda ya think about that...?
Title: Re: Jokes.
Post by: TyDiRiUm on July 13, 2005, 09:25:40 PM
Now that Tyd is back, everythin can go bak 2 normal. Ya'll can start kissin my @$$ again... :-P :lol: :thebirdman:
Title: Re: Jokes.
Post by: Paladin_Godfather on July 13, 2005, 09:31:32 PM
What do you call a Man with no arm's and no legs on a wall........ Art What do you call a Man with no arm's and no legs in a ditch........ Phil What do you call a Man with no arm's and no legs in front of your door..... Matt What do you call a Man with no arm's and no legs in the Ocean... Fucked :headbang1:
Title: Re: Jokes.
Post by: Cole on July 14, 2005, 05:06:05 AM