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Public Forum => SPAM Central => Topic started by: doughty on December 12, 2004, 04:28:31 PM

Title: [FUN] Ask Doughty!
Post by: doughty on December 12, 2004, 04:28:31 PM
Ask me anything and I'll answer it
because I have all of the answers.
I'll edit this top post with the question and its truthful answer. First one to ask gets a curbjob.

<3

Johnny: Why am I so awesome?
Doughty: Awesomeness is defined (according to the National Encyclopedia of Scholarly Math) as the square of two forces. Those forces being the additive property of fly and dope's theorum of chill. And of course you are both fly and chillactic.

Privateer: why does my frig smell funny.... seriously we can't figure it out
Doughty: That hamster that was slid into your roommates ass crawled out one night for a midnight snack. He never came back.  :(
Title: [FUN] Ask Doughty!
Post by: Johnny on December 12, 2004, 06:03:48 PM
Why am I so awesome?
Title: [FUN] Ask Doughty!
Post by: doughty on December 12, 2004, 08:24:25 PM
Quote from: Johnny
Why am I so awesome?

you are cured
Title: [FUN] Ask Doughty!
Post by: Privateer on December 12, 2004, 08:48:50 PM
why does my frig smell funny.... seriously we can't figure it out
Title: [FUN] Ask Doughty!
Post by: doughty on December 12, 2004, 09:42:57 PM
Quote from: Privateer
why does my frig smell funny.... seriously we can't figure it out

you are healed
Title: [FUN] Ask Doughty!
Post by: bdot on December 12, 2004, 09:46:56 PM
How come...... there arent more girls than boys playing cs?
Title: [FUN] Ask Doughty!
Post by: NightTrain on December 12, 2004, 09:53:47 PM
GREAT FUCKING THREAD!  Doughty, answer bdot and then tell me what has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs during the day and 3 legs at night.  I am dying to know the answer.
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Post by: bdot on December 12, 2004, 10:17:34 PM
GOD DAMN NIGHT YOU DONT KNOW?

its a dog.

it has 4 legs in the morning.
then it got ran over by a car and lost 2.
and then it grew back one of them magicaly!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: [FUN] Ask Doughty!
Post by: loki on December 13, 2004, 12:12:28 AM
where do boobies come from

tell me doughty, tell me!!!!!
Title: [FUN] Ask Doughty!
Post by: iConCeptz on December 13, 2004, 06:16:33 AM
Quote from: NightTrain
GREAT FUCKING THREAD!  Doughty, answer bdot and then tell me what has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs during the day and 3 legs at night.  I am dying to know the answer.
i take over... a baby , man ,grandpa  :D
Title: [FUN] Ask Doughty!
Post by: LordDuren on December 13, 2004, 03:56:05 PM
Man. At birth, man goes about on all fours; when he grows to maturity, he walks on two; and in the evening of his life he walks with a cane, so 3.

You can thank Tolkien for that one.
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Post by: iConCeptz on December 13, 2004, 04:15:05 PM
yea wat he said!  if lordduren is in te isnt he suppose to have posted more than 93   :)
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Post by: WTF on December 13, 2004, 07:29:34 PM
lol, you people are nuts.  I cant believe I hang out with all of you.  Hey doughty, Is Night's ass going to be okay, having been Bear-raped?  The deer are waiting in line for him !
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Post by: bdot on December 13, 2004, 08:00:36 PM
doughty cant answer these questions so he just doesnt show up i guess.
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Post by: doughty on December 13, 2004, 09:44:24 PM
OMG SO TIRED. WILL ANSWER ALL QUESTJUNZ AFTER I ARISE FROM MY THINKING CHAMBERS!!!!
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Post by: loki on December 14, 2004, 12:19:45 AM
hahah

silly doughty
Title: [FUN] Ask Doughty!
Post by: m3th on December 14, 2004, 11:21:25 PM
Doughty, what is nights fascination with sheep??      fo REal.
Title: [FUN] Ask Doughty!
Post by: bdot on December 23, 2004, 10:16:12 PM
where the fuck are the answers doughty?
Title: [FUN] Ask Doughty!
Post by: T3H on December 24, 2004, 01:12:05 PM
Quote from: NightTrain
GREAT FUCKING THREAD!  Doughty, answer bdot and then tell me what has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs during the day and 3 legs at night.  I am dying to know the answer.

and girl and a guy with 2 legs banging in the morning, then the girl looking for another guy in the afternoon, then the girl baging a 1 legged man at night........hahahahahaha i win
Title: [FUN] Ask Doughty!
Post by: bdot on December 24, 2004, 09:51:48 PM
that girl must be thug!

Quote from: T3H
ME and a guy with 2 legs banging in the morning, then I'm looking for another guy in the afternoon, then me baging a 1 legged man at night........hahahahahaha i win
:lol:
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Post by: T3H on December 25, 2004, 10:08:12 AM
SECRETS AND LIES, ITS ALL JUST A BUNCH OF SSECRETS AND LIES!!!........and im not a hooker im a man whore :P and i do some hot chicks, dont believe me ask prophet he saw some of them :P
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Post by: doughty on December 25, 2004, 06:14:14 PM
sorry, i found cocaine
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Post by: T3H on December 25, 2004, 11:13:09 PM
lol ok igot a question for u...................how come no one visits the 3rd person thread? ppl say it sucks but no one is giving it a chance :'(
Title: [FUN] Ask Doughty!
Post by: ldrtron on December 26, 2004, 01:44:04 AM
how sad thug, u thread is so bad that u come in advertise it in other peoples threads, thats wrong, what u should do is create threads to advertise ur thread, so u wouldnt be advertising in other peoples threads
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Post by: T3H on December 27, 2004, 09:30:58 PM
then thats spamming but ok LMAO
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Post by: Death_ADDER on June 27, 2005, 10:42:49 PM
this? no we never spam these forums

Steve
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Post by: Cole on June 28, 2005, 02:47:20 AM
i have two hours to invert the posts.  but i want coffee...
Title: Re: [FUN] Ask Doughty!
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 28, 2005, 12:05:12 PM
Lame dude, at least you could of started some new threads instead of reply to year-old ones... :lol: :thebirdman:
Title: Re: [FUN] Ask Doughty!
Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 28, 2005, 12:05:40 PM
done even bother trying ty
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Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 28, 2005, 12:06:26 PM
Trying what x? :? :thebirdman:
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Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on June 28, 2005, 12:07:18 PM
to do what cole has accomplished. Im trying to save your dignity. cole already lost his.
Title: Re: [FUN] Ask Doughty!
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 28, 2005, 12:08:13 PM
I shall never lose mine since I have something Cole will never. A life  :lol: :thebirdman:
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Post by: Cole on June 29, 2005, 02:47:47 AM
lol.. teh funney.  let's see where you are in life in ten years.  then you'll get back to me, asking if you can sleep on one of the pullouts.
Title: Re: [FUN] Ask Doughty!
Post by: Death_ADDER on July 01, 2005, 01:11:08 PM
10 years I doubt I'll live that long

Steve
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Post by: Cole on July 05, 2005, 02:33:13 AM
um.

hate.

why so much hate.

get over it. 

you will be alive in 10 years, fucker.
Title: Re: [FUN] Ask Doughty!
Post by: Death_ADDER on July 05, 2005, 10:27:19 AM
again *points to tattoo*

Steve
Title: Re: [FUN] Ask Doughty!
Post by: Cole on July 12, 2005, 04:47:21 AM
Yeah.  you have to remind yourself to hate.  It comes natural for me.

Just kidding.  I don't hate at all.  Maybe I should get a tatoo to remind myself. 

This way I'll get taken by less people.  An not taken in the xTc in Prison way.  I mean scammed, like how xTc gets his dates.
Title: Re: [FUN] Ask Doughty!
Post by: Streetballer on November 08, 2005, 10:31:15 AM
 :iamwithstupid: :headbang1:
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Post by: Death_ADDER on November 12, 2005, 04:43:00 PM
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