The Elders' House of Pain

Server Forum => Team Fortress 2 Pub (72.5.152.147) => Topic started by: Gumby on August 20, 2009, 12:42:57 AM

Title: AG can be part of clan rankings yet?
Post by: Gumby on August 20, 2009, 12:42:57 AM: We're a close knit clan, but we're slowly expanding. Before I joined, they only had two - thirds the number of the current members. Four - sixth's of our members are in the top 50. Our founder logs on probably about as much as your founder. Sixteen - twenty-fourths of our members log on consistently, nearly on a daily basis. Thirty-two - forty-eighths of our members are donating non-TE members. Sixty-four - ninety-sixths of our members are in close communication with each other, to the point where we live under the same roof. And from what I understand, One-hundred-twenty-eight - three-hundred-eighty-fourths of our members participate in your meetings.

For all these reasons, and for several more I'm just too lazy to come up with, I therefore petition that the AG clan be admitted to your clan rankings page.

:puke: :flamed:

Or, you know, do whatever you want. As long as you got a good laugh out of this.
Title: Re: AG can be part of clan rankings yet?
Post by: Smurfette on August 20, 2009, 06:31:52 AM: well... :| umm... :? wtf :dontknow:

Where the hell did you come up with these numbers first off - cause that is what blows me away the most! And secondly, you and Hazmat are welcome to join the community at any time you want. I have offered several times for both of you to join us and continue to be turned down. I would love to see both of you with the TE tag in front of your name, as would several others! You all are just stubborn :-D I would be happy to help you reach your goals and fill out the recruit app. All you have to do is say the word.
Title: Re: AG can be part of clan rankings yet?
Post by: Luggage on August 20, 2009, 07:30:57 AM: What does "AG" stand for?

Isn't clan rankings a HLStats thingy?
Title: Re: AG can be part of clan rankings yet?
Post by: Hitman Smurf on August 20, 2009, 07:30:59 AM: HLstatsX is kinda weird about ranking clans. It doesn't always catch them and it's automatic, we can't simply "add" the clan in. It will pick you guys up eventually.
Title: Re: AG can be part of clan rankings yet?
Post by: Hazmat_Incident on August 20, 2009, 02:27:13 PM: I claim that AG stands for "All Good", however, each member has their own meaning.
Title: Re: AG can be part of clan rankings yet?
Post by: Gumby on August 20, 2009, 03:39:20 PM: Oh poor, misguided Smurfette. We've got a community right here. But it would be wrong of me to extend such an invitation to you here.

The numbers come from a base of 2/3rds. The fractions all reduce to that. Except for the last one, which was 1/3rd.
Title: Re: AG can be part of clan rankings yet?
Post by: Hitman Smurf on August 20, 2009, 03:52:09 PM: Quote from: Gumby on August 20, 2009, 03:39:20 PM
The numbers come from a base of 2/3rds. The fractions all reduce to that. Except for the last one, which was 1/3rd.

I hate math.
Title: Re: AG can be part of clan rankings yet?
Post by: Luggage on August 21, 2009, 02:09:00 AM: Quote from: Gumby on August 20, 2009, 03:39:20 PM
The numbers come from a base of 2/3rds. The fractions all reduce to that. Except for the last one, which was 1/3rd.

this is hilarious!
Title: Re: AG can be part of clan rankings yet?
Post by: SConforti on August 21, 2009, 05:10:38 AM: Oh i'm sorry I thought AG was Aboslutely Gay. All Good can work also I guess...
Title: Re: AG can be part of clan rankings yet?
Post by: Gumby on August 21, 2009, 11:08:15 AM: I guess it's meaning depends on your level of membership. We all know which level Hazmat is at.