The Elders' House of Pain
Public Forum => SPAM Central => Topic started by: T3H on December 06, 2004, 04:22:41 PM
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Ok, Thug has made this thread cuz he thought that it would be fun, its a third person thread so for those of you that dont know its like ur narrating what ever u say lol, no i, me, u etc. just like he, she, etc. kk lets have fun and see how long this goes lol.
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You are a fucking moron. No third person needed there!
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Blue nods his head and silently agrees.
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NighttRain asks himself what could have gone wrong with the master plan? NightTrain and his fellowship of leaders had a simple plan and it has gone of course. NightTrain wonders if Larry, bdot, blue, ai and Johnny have a single brain cell that they share or do they each have their own. Somany questions for NightTrain to answer. :cry:
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It is completely unfair for you to compare Johnny to those other heathens. Johnny is officially asking to be dissascociated with SPAM Central and everything it entails... he is in the process of deleting every post he made in this forum...
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It is too late for Johnny, or so NightTrain told me. Johnny IS spam central. NightTrain understands your plight and feels for your state of mind, but NightTrain still feels that JKohnny is the king of Spam Central and the reason for its creation.
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If this is indeed the case, then Johnny should be given complete control over SPAM Central. He be the only one with Admin powers in this forum, the one and only. Some people may feel this is a little over the top, but for it to be his house, and not have complete control over it, is a little insane...
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Blue wonders why he has administrator rights to this forum when the King of Spam is johnny, and so used to be called Johnny's House.
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Larry thinks quitely to hiself if he should yell loudly and curse at the fucking loser that posted in this thread. yet larry believes that the lil spam he has participated in does not add up to blue and bdot's sorry ass's. Noww that larry has solved hid equation he believes he shall never post in this again even if he was to be confronted by some punny sole of life he would not care to post back!
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Paladin ponders the pontifications of people and their poliferations pertaining to the predisposed popularity nad precise piecemeal wares.
wow, that took alot outta Paladin.
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At first the spamming thing seemed pretty silly, but just recently flintlock found it very amusing. He just couldn't understand how people had nothing better to do than post useless shit when they should have been doing homework or some other noble thing with their time.
But sadly, he soon became aware, that flintlock himself had fallen victim to the spam addiction. It started first with a few young upstarts just trying to make their mark on the clan, up thier post count, posting useless crap all over the forums simply because they were told not to.
But it quickly became a virus of sorts, spreading from the young guns and quickly affecting the leadership core, forcing them; finally giving in to the cries for their needed spam fixes. Spam Central was born and then, there he was, flintlock posting a note in spam central instead of working to provide food and shelter for his family. It was the beginning of the end and he knew it.
Then the realization hit him, trying to write an entire post in 3rd person without one mistake was a daugnting, yet rewarding experience and it was only a matter of time before all TE members fell victim as he did.
Be afraid! Be very afraid.
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Blue turns on his lcd monitor after studying and finishing his homework. Going to the forum section of The Elder's website, he goes to his favorite forum; spam central. He reads all the topics, and sees flintlock's post on his life. He reads it quite carefully, and notices the part where flintlock says
" how people had nothing better to do than post useless shit when they should have been doing homework or some other noble thing with their time."
Blue realizes, O M G its' the truth! Flintlock has realized what he has been doing when he shoudl have been doing homework; spamming the forums.
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Thug thinks that johhny doesn't like this thread because hes not smart enough to narrate himself.
Thug also thinks that paladin uses too many big words and they confuse him.
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Thug thinks that johhny doesn't like this thread because hes not smart enough to narrate himself.
Thug also thinks that paladin uses too many big words and they confuse him.
LHongKongPhooeyAO :lol:
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doughty thinks that hong's joke was clever, and then rewards himself with another bowl pack.
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iConCept also thinks paladin uses too many big words and is also confused
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tron thinks that people need to go back to school if they cant understand paladin's big words
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iConCept says she is in skool but too young for paladin's big words
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Thug laughs histarically at hong and also states that Thug, himself, is also still in school but is a big stoner and just doesnt pay attention in class.....then giggles
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bdot wonders if bdot should edit nighttrains first post to be if nighttrain wonders sheep 1 2 3 4 5 6 and 7 all share one single nighttrain.
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blue thinks bdot would be doing the right thing :lol:
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Johnny finds it really funny when people who cant type to save their lives call him unintelligent. Johnny isn't offended though, because he knows that they are only kidding. Johnny has decided to take things more lightly, and also to stop banning potential hackers, because he sucks at it really hardcore. Johnny is sick and is now going to bed. Johnny says goodnight to everyone...
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iConCept says good morning :lol:
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Thug hollars "GOOD MORNING!!!!!" to everyone....especially concept :wink:
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Thug wounders why no one has posted in here in a few days.....
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bdot says: go touch yourself.
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blue wanders in the back ground with his awp and deagle
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iConCeptz comes out and yells BOO :lol:
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Thug gigles at the funny shit concept did then busts out his PUMP SHOTTIE and blows blue head off then goes out to search for some more victims
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Thug starts to weep because no one is posting in his thread :(
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iConCeptz says hi
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Thug replies to concepts hello by asking, how are your concept?
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iConCeptz says shes fine
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Thug thinks that is good cuz he would have to hurt someone if she wasnt ok.....
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Privateer enters the conversation to remind thug that concept is 12 years old and blue's sister...
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iConCeptz says hi to Privateer
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Thug knows thats y he was sticking up for her, shes young....comeon blue is like a bro to us that makes her our sis, therefore we gotta stick up for her........Thug knows shes 12.........prob the coolest 12 year old out there....SHE PLAYS CS...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................after a long pause Thug shouts MERRY CHRISTMAS ALL!
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Prophet thinks the Lets Count thread is better than this one
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tron agrees with prophet and tells everyone to go back to the lets count thread, then tron takes a bomb and blows up the planet cause he got bored.
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iConCeptz is wondering y ldrtron likes to blow up the planet even tho shes cant be dead becuz she is immortal :P
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Thug wears armour so he cant die hahahaha HE WINS! and then he states that this topic would b fun if MORE PEOPLE CAME TO IT! :'( then he weeps and laughs a little
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tron doesnt care if concept is immortal she still needs to breath and there is no oxygen in space, so thug as he is with his armor would die too, but tron smart as he is left the planet before he blow it up, he moved to his new house on mars, that has its own carbon dioxide to oxygen filtration unit. Tron laughs at all the people that were on earth. Oh yea he brought some really hot college girls to mars with him and a bunch of alcohol, and marijuana plants and inscrutions and suplies to make more alcohol.
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iConCeptz says immortal means never dying no matter wat.
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Prophet thinks that concept needs to face the facts and realize that shes dead :lol:
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iConCeptz says then y am she still talking?
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prophet thinks concept needs a grammar lesson
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Paladin is dumbfounded that this god forsaken thread is still a well-oiled machine! when will the madness stop he ponders?
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prophet thinks when pigs fly
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Thug agrees because the thread is gonna b so awesome when people come to it then giggles, and in the eather thing he forgot to mention he had a space suit and an AK47 with him to he swam through space and is now planning to kill and and still the collge ladies although he allready knows once they see him and how sexy he is they will leave that nub and ocme join him.........oh yea thug plans to steal the house, plant, alcohol etc....now laughs histarically
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tron laughs at thug for thinking he could swim through space to mars, then reminds thug that he would be like 90 by the time he got there, lol he should have took the transporter that tron placed on the moon, that would have been the smart idea but then tron realizes that he told thug there was a transporter on the moon so he sends a bomb through the transporter on mars to the transporter on the moon and blows it up, tron laughs some more, then decides to go have sex with all the college girls.
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Prophet thinks thug got owned
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Lord has been having trouble sleeping for more then 4 hours at a time, so Lord is awake altogether too early in the morning. His head is aching mildly from dehydration, primarily due to the large number of irish carbombs he consumed on the previous night. He innocently logs onto the forums to see what sort of posts may have cropped up during the night. After responding to NightTrains queery in the private forums as to his activity level and pending return from 'retirement' he accidently clicks on the Spam Central link and becomes enamored with the title of this thread. He giggles because Title is a funny word when you look at it. He then realizes that the majority of the people who post in spam central are retarded, and leaves to take a shit.
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Thug planned to use a jet back to get to mars a super jet pack that would get him therein seconds, and he also states that he will continu to make stuff up just got that he gets to mars to own tron and still his bitches and then laughs
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Paladin wonders if thug has lost his grip on reality and also wonders if all canadians act like thug.... cause you know.... he is a hoser!
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tron agrees with paladin.
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prophet agrees with tron, consequently agreeing with paladin, prophet also feels that this is quite possibly the greatest section in our Forums
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thug states that not all canadians are like him just a select few, and he dares paladin to come visit him, he will get beat down.........:P
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Paladin laughs at thug, cause Paladin wouldnt disgrace his good italian heritage by visiting a place owned by French Frogs..... bastards....
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blue likes pizza
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thug laughs cuz blue like pointing out things that arent even in the conver sation............
thug likes guns
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thug state that the country isnt owned by french people....its not france
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Paladin quickly replies, "Half of the country speak French.... It was discovered by a French man.... Yu guys play curling..." It is for these reasons and so many more that Paladin dubs Canada 51% French.
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thug replies in saying that not half the country speaks french just quebec, laughs, then continues to state that the rest of us just have to take french clases up to grade nine then thats it
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Johnny laughs really hard at the fact that thug can barely form a coherent sentence. He just finds it so outrageous that people call Johnny dumb, and yet, they can barely type out a fucking sentence. Also, Johnny finds it semi-retarded that Thug comes into IRC and posts on the forums when he is shitfaced, like anyone cares. Thug says "OMG I am so drunk right now, because the top thing on my list of "To-Dos" while wasted is definately post in the forums and jump in IRC. When Johnny comes home drunk he goes to sleep, because he is tired from the party. Johnny thinks that Thug clearly does not have enough fun at his parties, and should try doing something other than getting pounded in the ass.
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tron laughs at what johnny said then tron laughs at thug for getting pounded in the ass
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thug bets that if johnny came up here and partied with him, johnny would not last, thug just comes home and eats so while hes eating he decides to post on forums and go in irc... he also reminds johnny that he does not get pounded in the ass, he isn't like tron and that he only likes the ladies so johnny and go touch him self cuz thug knows johnny cant get n e :P
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so johnny and go touch him self cuz thug knows johnny cant get n e :P
...Thug cant even type a fucking sentence. that is not a sentence...at all. it would be "so johnny can go touch him self"... good try though, you had a go at it, but maybe you'll get it next time
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tron reminds thug that tron gets more girls than thug could imagine and that if anyone in this clan gets pounded in the ass its blue
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Johnny has a good laugh. A really good one.
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thug knows that trons just playing about him getting more girls than thug because thugs not as stupid as everyone thing and hes knows that tron a little ugly kid
lol
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Tron laughs at thug about that comment then says he doesnt care what a wanna be thug from niagara falls, canada thinks. then tron says if u wanna be a thug go to a real city, u got one in that which u call a country and i mean one(toronto)
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Paladin notices that Johnny is a bitter young man, thug is an illiterate bastard.... and Tron is the mack daddy of TE. Then Paladin decides to hang around Tron more often... maybe Paladin will get some pity dates :wink:
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tron states that if paladin hangs around with him that tron will throw some girls his way as often as he can. tron would also like to aplogize for the small outburst towards thug, tron was pissed off cause he had no cigarettes and trons friends wanted to be assholes and not let tron get a cigarette from them.
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thug suggests that paladin come to canada i will show u somer ladies, and thug states to tron that he spends most of his time in new york and knows a ton of gangstas form there and he also goes to north carolina with his buddy every march break and for a few weeks in the summer and hangs out with gang members from there and then he tells tron to keep his little bitch ass mouth shut and stop popping off bout things he doesnt know
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Tron laughs at thug for trying to be cool, knowing gang members or being in a gang doesnt make thug cool, it makes him look retarded, and tron knows what he is talking about, tron is an ex crip. So thug should really stop trying to act like he is the shit and just shut up, cause tron knows about life on the streets, tron has been to jail, tron has shot someone(not killed just shot), tron has done alot of things he isnt proud of. Tron also wants to make it clear to thug that he should know what he is talking about before he comes at me about some shit, tron also says that thug needs to get a grammar lesson.
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Thug has been through alot of that shit too, he grew up with the wrong crowd, hes was never actually in a gang but he hung out with alot of them all the time and was involved with alot of the shit he states that he knows exactly what tron is talking about....except for the jail part because hes still too young to go to jail but thug has been to juvi......
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Prophet recalls back and thinks; hes been to nights bedroom thats like juvi, nothing but scared kids under 18, and there was an odd amount of pictures of sheep on his wall, dont know what that was about
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lol....tron laughs at the whole thing about nights room being like juvi, then laughs at Ep cause EP screwed up the whole thread by not typing in third person
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thug laughs for the same reason that tron did, thug thinks that was quite funny.
Thug asks how everyones weekend was.......
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Prophet thinks tron is high cause thats definitely third person :D
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lol tron was high and drunk at the time but was still smart enogh to realize it wasnt in third person, tron also says although he is high now he can still tell that EP edited the message.
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prophet realizes hes busted
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well at least prophet knows he is busted.........this is tron, tron is at a friends house.
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paladin thinks that tron is obviously an english teacher of some sort, because paladin no regular individual can be drunk and high and know grammar!
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thug laughs at the whole thing because he finds it quite funny.
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paladin wonders howe many thugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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Thug states that it doesnt take any, they make the women do it for them
(haha no offence to n e women LMAO)
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Paladin think actually that it takes five.... one to hold the light bulb and four to turn the ladder..... then Paladin laughs at thug and his "gangsta" kin folk..... but Paladin still feels much love for thug.... mostly its pity..... but its there
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Thug starts to giggle then stops and states that, THAT JOKE IS OLD! and he has heard it many times befo and states that its supposed ot be a blonde joke
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Paladin Sighs and realizes defeat and think Thug and Paladin should team up to form an unstoppable SPAM task force! :mrgreen:
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Thug agrees and then grins
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well you can keep on grinning... you need to get your ass in the forums
Steve
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Cole is teh leet haxor. All shall bow before him.
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After they kiss Death's and Tyd's @$$es...lol :lol: :headbang1:
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noes!!! ty's ass is nasty from improper wiping
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so...
Steve
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so? buttons. ha. dude, that's wwoweueh i jsut wasted half an hour ath e ehtht the pordigy's site.
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this my shit
Steve
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Cole typed that like he's drunk.
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maybe he is drunk
Steve
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wish is a dog, and without opposable thumbs has beaten you all several times in the game CS, plus wish can only bark. i mean come on thats the best cs dog EVER.
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you will get pwned by me in CSS all the time
Steve
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wishbone says that isnt third person, clown
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join the CSS and die by my gun
Steve
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you mean fake computer gun
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it aint fake... it shoots real bullets ... in the game
Steve
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ah. i see. i have many guns too. just no aim....yet. oh, and you're all hackers.
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SUPER MEGA BUMP!!!!
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my hump?