The Elders' House of Pain
Public Forum => SPAM Central => Topic started by: Elite_Prophet on December 01, 2004, 03:22:37 PM
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So a vampire walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a shot of rum and a cup of hot water, and the bartender gives him his rum but asks "why do you want hot water" the vampire pulls out a used tampon and says i wanted a cup of tea :lol:
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that doesn't make sense... because vagina blood on a rag dipped into hot water does in no way make tea. He should have asked for a cup of water and some celery and made a bloody mary or something, at least that has the word blood in it...good joke other than the fact that it sucks!
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wow johnny your so dumb, it does actually make sense if you think about it for only a second and not try to make every one in thesse forums lesser than you it doesnt work
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no dude, it doesnt, because tea is made from tea leaves... so vagina blood + hot water does not = tea. tea leaves in a bag + hot water = tea...
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i'm just trying to make some blood-dissipated-in-water to drink duh
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i'm just trying to make some blood-dissipated-in-water to drink duh
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so this guy is talking to his buddy and he says man, i've been having some freudian slips alot lately, why just the other day i went to the train station and asked the attendant, who was well endowed, for two pickets to tittsburg. I know how you feel, the other replied. I was having breakfast with my wife and instead of sayin, Dear, please pass the OJ, i said, You fucking bitch you ruined my life!"
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^^ holy shit, that joke is fucking amazing....
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Im A Vampire :shock: ....ever seen blade? that movie was based on me :twisted:
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hahaha good one...
Steve
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so thug really does think that he is black...
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Did you NOT see his pictures? :? :lol:
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yes, but it coulda been a spoof
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whos pictures?
Steve
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there is no spoon.
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a fork then?
Steve
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chopsitcks
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chopsticks are like wooden stakes
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i love eating with chopsticks
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i prefer the fork
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he loves the fork in his ass
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BUMPP!!! THIS WAS A FUNNY JOKE ON MY PARTT!!!! IM CLEVER!!
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I cant think of anything but i still spamming it Elite... :thebirdman:
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Just do what i do when u have nothing clever
<Insert Random clan member> Takes it in the butt!
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:puke: Paladin takes in the butt
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The sad part is I was going to do homework.....now it looks like I'll be doing this for the next couple of YEARSS!!!!
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This is the job i always WANTED WOOHOO
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Vaginal Blood!! :sunny: :downtown:
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Eww dont drink the red sea only swim in it
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but i love fruit punch
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you would wouldn't you.