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Public Forum => SPAM Central => Topic started by: Elite_Prophet on December 01, 2004, 03:22:37 PM

Title: Vampires
Post by: Elite_Prophet on December 01, 2004, 03:22:37 PM
So a vampire walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a shot of rum and a cup of hot water, and the bartender gives him his rum but asks "why do you want hot water" the vampire pulls out a used tampon and says i wanted a cup of tea :lol:
Title: Vampires
Post by: Johnny on December 01, 2004, 03:45:26 PM
that doesn't make sense... because vagina blood on a rag dipped into hot water does in no way make tea.  He should have asked for a cup of water and some celery and made a bloody mary or something, at least that has the word blood in it...good joke other than the fact that it sucks!
Title: Vampires
Post by: Larry Flint on December 01, 2004, 04:46:25 PM
wow johnny your so dumb, it does actually make sense if you think about it for only a second and not try to make every one in thesse forums lesser than you it doesnt work
Title: Vampires
Post by: Johnny on December 01, 2004, 04:53:50 PM
no dude, it doesnt, because tea is made from tea leaves... so vagina blood + hot water does not = tea.  tea leaves in a bag + hot water = tea...
Title: Vampires
Post by: doughty on December 01, 2004, 10:39:32 PM
i'm just trying to make some blood-dissipated-in-water to drink duh
Title: Vampires
Post by: flintlock on December 02, 2004, 11:24:28 AM
Quote from: doughty
i'm just trying to make some blood-dissipated-in-water to drink duh

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Title: Vampires
Post by: bdot on December 02, 2004, 07:34:33 PM
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Title: Vampires
Post by: TE | Paladin on December 08, 2004, 03:35:49 PM
so this guy is talking to his buddy and he says man, i've been having some freudian slips alot lately, why just the other day i went to the train station and asked the attendant, who was well endowed, for two pickets to tittsburg.  I know how you feel, the other replied. I was having breakfast with my wife and instead of sayin, Dear, please pass the OJ, i said, You fucking bitch you ruined my life!"
Title: Vampires
Post by: Johnny on December 08, 2004, 06:18:32 PM
^^ holy shit, that joke is fucking amazing....
Title: Vampires
Post by: T3H on December 09, 2004, 10:22:47 PM
Im A Vampire  :shock:  ....ever seen blade? that movie was based on me  :twisted:
Title: Re: Vampires
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 27, 2005, 10:42:25 PM
hahaha good one...

Steve
Title: Re: Vampires
Post by: Cole on June 28, 2005, 02:47:57 AM
so thug really does think that he is black...
Title: Re: Vampires
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 28, 2005, 12:08:56 PM
Did you NOT see his pictures? :? :lol:
Title: Re: Vampires
Post by: Cole on June 29, 2005, 02:46:50 AM
yes, but it coulda been a spoof
Title: Re: Vampires
Post by: Death_ADDER on July 01, 2005, 01:04:38 PM
whos pictures?

Steve
Title: Re: Vampires
Post by: Cole on July 05, 2005, 03:36:27 AM
there is no spoon.
Title: Re: Vampires
Post by: Death_ADDER on July 05, 2005, 10:19:57 AM
a fork then?

Steve
Title: Re: Vampires
Post by: Cole on July 12, 2005, 05:05:14 AM
chopsitcks
Title: Re: Vampires
Post by: Hitman Smurf on November 08, 2005, 10:37:29 AM
chopsticks are like wooden stakes
Title: Re: Vampires
Post by: Cole on November 08, 2005, 03:07:28 PM
i love eating with chopsticks
Title: Re: Vampires
Post by: Streetballer on November 08, 2005, 03:59:56 PM
i prefer the fork
Title: Re: Vampires
Post by: Death_ADDER on November 12, 2005, 04:32:17 PM
he loves the fork in his ass
Title: Re: Vampires
Post by: Elite_Prophet on November 07, 2007, 10:41:35 AM
BUMPP!!! THIS WAS A FUNNY JOKE ON MY PARTT!!!! IM CLEVER!!
Title: Re: Vampires
Post by: Combo on November 07, 2007, 11:33:20 AM
I cant think of anything but i still spamming it Elite... :thebirdman:
Title: Re: Vampires
Post by: Elite_Prophet on November 07, 2007, 11:34:14 AM
Just do what i do when u have nothing clever

<Insert Random clan member> Takes it in the butt!
Title: Re: Vampires
Post by: Combo on November 07, 2007, 11:35:34 AM
 :puke: Paladin takes in the butt
Title: Re: Vampires
Post by: Elite_Prophet on November 07, 2007, 11:36:36 AM
The sad part is I was going to do homework.....now it looks like I'll be doing this for the next couple of YEARSS!!!!
Title: Re: Vampires
Post by: Combo on November 07, 2007, 11:37:56 AM
This is the job i always WANTED WOOHOO
Title: Re: Vampires
Post by: Elite_Prophet on November 07, 2007, 12:03:13 PM
Vaginal Blood!!  :sunny:  :downtown:
Title: Re: Vampires
Post by: Combo on November 07, 2007, 12:15:11 PM
Eww dont drink the red sea only swim in it
Title: Re: Vampires
Post by: Elite_Prophet on November 07, 2007, 12:40:46 PM
but i love fruit punch
Title: Re: Vampires
Post by: wonder. on November 09, 2007, 04:11:09 PM
you would wouldn't you.