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Title: Chuck Norris facts
Post by: Hitman Smurf on April 18, 2009, 01:31:21 PM

Post your funny Chuck Norris facts and links here!

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris.

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side

Title: Re: Chuck Norris facts
Post by: V.I.P. on April 18, 2009, 01:41:36 PM

Chuck Norris counted to infinity...twice
The "C"-section was named after Chuck Norris after he round house kicked himself out of his mother's womb
There is no "ctrl" button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Title: Re: Chuck Norris facts
Post by: Giant Flying Head on April 19, 2009, 11:27:42 AM

Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard, just another fist.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsiDaPtLCQM&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsiDaPtLCQM&feature=related)

Title: Re: Chuck Norris facts
Post by: Smurfette on April 24, 2009, 11:09:27 AM

Chuck Norris can chop down trees?!  :dontknow:

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb162/panzersmurfcoh/Funny%20Pics/chuck_norris.jpg)

Title: Re: Chuck Norris facts
Post by: Smurfette on April 24, 2009, 11:15:52 AM

Do you guys agree?  Chuck more popular than boobs?   :bs:

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb162/panzersmurfcoh/Funny%20Pics/chuckvboobs.jpg)

Title: Re: Chuck Norris facts
Post by: Mephistes on April 30, 2009, 02:12:37 PM

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the world down.

Title: Re: Chuck Norris facts
Post by: crazydog on May 03, 2009, 09:40:33 AM

Quote from: Smurfette on April 24, 2009, 11:15:52 AM

Do you guys agree?  Chuck more popular than boobs?   :bs:

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb162/panzersmurfcoh/Funny%20Pics/chuckvboobs.jpg)

I was gonna say, this stuff is so 3 years ago, and that picture proves my point. :P

Title: Re: Chuck Norris facts
Post by: Smurfette on May 03, 2009, 10:36:09 AM

I guess this is because were old - you young ppl just don't appreciate old humor.   :-D

Title: Re: Chuck Norris facts
Post by: crazydog on May 04, 2009, 08:07:30 AM

I appreciated it fine 3 years ago. :D

I brought this 5 page (or 10 or something) thing of them to school once. I totally appreciated it.

Title: Re: Chuck Norris facts
Post by: TE | Hypo on May 04, 2009, 08:27:36 AM

World wide web used to be World wide spider, until Chuck Norris killed the spider.

Title: Re: Chuck Norris facts
Post by: InzZzaNe on May 13, 2009, 03:54:11 PM

Chuck Norris can raise Cats in Nintendogs

Title: Re: Chuck Norris facts
Post by: Hitman Smurf on May 20, 2009, 01:21:45 PM

Guess thisnshould have been obvious from the start:

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/