The Elders' House of Pain
Public Forum => SPAM Central => Topic started by: Johnny on November 24, 2004, 10:01:51 PM
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I was just wondering what is the best state. Now here are the rules for voting, you cannot vote for the state you live in. And dont gay things up by voting for California or Colorado or Florida...those are too obvious.
My pick would have to be Missouri. I used to live there and all of my family is there, so yeah...thats my pick...
Post your Pick Please!
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man i dont like any other state but the state i live in and thats NY, cause NY kicks ass
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My favorite state to live in would have to be Tennessee. because no longer will i be persecuted for my love of the Titans and country line dancing..YEE HAW! :D
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quit life and just play the fucking game!
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man i dont like any other state but the state i live in and thats NY, cause NY kicks ass
way to break the rules, you just lost my vote to get in the clan!
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aight then i hate ny, i love canada (its basically a state)
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My favorite state to live in would have to be Tennessee. because no longer will i be persecuted for my love of the Titans and country line dancing..YEE HAW! :D
you followed the rules, but you picked the shitteist football team ever...the titans are the reason there is no team celebration allowed anymore. why the hell do you think that so many WR do thier cocky fucking up bullshit dances? Because the Titans bitched about the Rams "bob and weave". Yeah i know they didn't invent it. Mo Ali did, but they used it, and the Titans needed something to complain about, and they couldnt complain about anything else. they got beat, and they decided to be bitches about it... also, the Titans got caught pumping fake crowd noise onto the field when they played the Rams. what kind of bullshit is that? whose fault is it thier own fans arent loud enough? what a fucking lowlife team.
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i vote for new jersey, although i sleep in new jersey. i have a virginia drivers license, so i am a VA resident ;)
california is cool too
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You like NJ best? Are you a fucking crackwhore?!
My vote goes to Washington... awesome state.
Wyoming is cool too just because no one is there... Utah would be cool but all the chicks are ass-ugly.
-Lord
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not really, but its my duty to represent it as best i can :(
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yeah, wyoming is pretty damn cool...so is south dakota though... i kinda change my vote to Wisconson, because that state is so damn awesome!
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has anyone here been to ALL the states?
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NV,AZ,ND,SD,NE,KS,MN,IA,MO,AR,WI,IL,IN,MI,KY,TN,MS,AL,GA,TN,KY,OH,NY,PA,WV,VA,MD,NC,SC, and FL
30 states in 18 years!
Which is 1.666 states a Year!
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Hey Johnny why dont you ease up on tennessee your just jealous because you can't country line dance, buts its ok ill teach you :lol:
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Alabama, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Florida, Georgia, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New York, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Vermont, Virginia, Wisconson, Wyoming.
35 states in 17 years.
thats 2.058 states per year!
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are you guys shitting me?
Pennyslavania man
POCONOS ROCK!
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WA, CA, WY, UT, NC, SC, VA, PA (where I live), VT, NH, MN, DE, MA, CT, RI, NJ, NY, and thats about it for me :-/
-Lord
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geez, someones a loser... ^^^
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are you guys shitting me?
Pennyslavania man
POCONOS ROCK!
i love you blue!! :D
but since i cant pick my own state! i'll go with South Carolina.... cause its warm.... and the girls there are tan, skinny, and i loves that southern accent! Yow Zah!
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i hate the souther accent. i hate all accents on chicks... in the midwest we speak without an accent, completely normal, thats why so many announcers and shit are from the midwest, because they dont have an accent!
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Perhaps its not your hatred of the accents, it might be your hatred for the female kind..QUEER!
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no, its the accents
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Florida (not really my choice)
Mickey Mouse owns you. :D
I<3NY
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i dislike new york. i dont really know why, but i do...its just that i get a funny feeling about it.......
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:cry:
Aw, Johnny are you scared of Manhattan just like my friend?
Its ok if you want to cry. :)
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i guess i am a little scared of manhattan. i just hate being in places with tons of people when i dont know where i am. that sort of shit just scares me. i hate feeling like i dont belong somewhere, i dont think anyone likes that...its just that i feel like that whenever i go somewhere crowded...
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hey johnny.. i go to manhattan too :lol:
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i guess if i went with someone who knew where the hell they were going (like my dad, or anyone up here because you all do you wannabe new yorkers) then it would be allright, but probably not. i dont know, we all have irrational fears, and that is one of mine...
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johnny you have a post problem... you need to stop!
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yes ma'am
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Wow, you guys dont know anything about state laws. Vermont is the best state in the US cuz its legal to grow there. Vermont = Best
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Spam Worthy.
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alaska is
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hrmm well if cali is out, and georgia is out... then damn im screwed, hrmm new york is pretty cool. so i guess that state will suffice
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CANADA BECAUSE WERE BIGGER AND WERE ON TOP.....IF IT WAS PRISON YOU WOULD BE OUR BITCH!...................lol
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uhh PA is the best Pennsylvania statutory rape laws are extended..... it is legal to have consensual sex with a minor that is atleast 4 years within your age.... so legally i can bang a 16 year old and get away with it.... or if i was feeling frisky, i;d take on two 8 yr olds!
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WOW!! You are so going to hell
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LMFAO!...ur cracked out
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Gosh, this topic is well, ... super cool! Way to get that post count up!!!
lol..
Anyway, I vote for NJ. I am a crack dealer, not a whore. It's good for business you see...plus I grew up there. I do like MA, where I live but I can't vote for MA. It seems that some people hate MA....you know who you are...:P
weeeeeeeeewwwt.
sat maps on google (free keyhole) pwn me. I'm easy that way...
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Thats right NJ gets another vote. The best flippin state in the country/world.
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i say china! cuz im chinese LOL naw, im in NC now and i say Alaska, cuz its like a step child state, all isolated from the Conus...
CPL SB
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Yea, becuase China is a state... LoL :lol:
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lmfao...china all the way hahaha
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yo my favorite states has gotta me Europe man.... i dunno how one state produces so many hot girlies but yeah Europe is #1 for me! :headbang1:
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Excuse you ?? Did you not ever go down to seaside and see how many hot chicks Jerzrey produces ?
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yo my favorite states has gotta me Europe man.... i dunno how one state produces so many hot girlies but yeah Europe is #1 for me! :headbang1:
Somebody needs to repeat the 5th grade...
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If there's fluff on the muff, she's old enough.
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Well i guess NJ is the undisuptable winner.
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yo my favorite states has gotta me Europe man.... i dunno how one state produces so many hot girlies but yeah Europe is #1 for me! :headbang1:
Somebody needs to repeat the 5th grade...
i hope you realize that that was a joke..... i mean.... i know Europe is a Country :-P
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Thank you Proffesor Obvious
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dude, Europe is a continent anyway..... not a country.... Errrr..... all hail the Wonderful NJ education system... :thebirdman: Pa owns your ass
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At least in NJ we get schooled in buildings, not like you who gets educated in an out house with the deer in the middle of the woods.
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ur all on crack.....thats my conclusion.........................CANADA PWNS YOUR ASS!
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its all about CANADA... and thats it.
Steve
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We said state, not territories or provinces. Get out Canada.
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hahaha well I'm in... no matter if you like it or not...
Steve
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u just dont want to admit that CANADA PWNS UR ASS!
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You are absolutely right Thug. I fear Canada and their superiority. I tremble in every Canadian's presence.
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dam right bitch! lol we pwn u :-P
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I'm kind of fond of the 'ol state of intoxication myself...
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i cant believe this is still going, its like the Let's Count thread!
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well the lets count thread is bigger and actually has a purpose. :P
Steve
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Well whenever a canadian tries to believe that there country is cool, i have to put a stop to it. Ecspecually when they think its better than NJ. Viva la NJ and the seaside whores in it.
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Hahahaha yea Cobra nows what im talking about, and so does Presto. Thats why were all from the Garden State, or at least born here. In canada they have nice thick clothes on all the time, but down at the sure, its like a pure aphrodeziac.
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lol thick clothes? right... anyway even if its a lil colder... it makes our women want to cuddle and get to action quicker... to stay warm :P
Steve
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Hahaha.I think if they want to stay warm, they'll just head over to the fireplace while you sit on your leaopard skin sheets by yourself. In jersey, there just really really really horny.
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they might be horny... but also full of diseases I'm sure... like the whores here...
Steve
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What women doesnt have any STD nowadays, a little rubber solves the problem.
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I'd still rather not take the risk... I dont need som fucking pimples on my dick.
Steve
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well half of us dont.. the other half does.
Steve
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Stilettos and bikinis is all i gotta say.
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lol... another reason why I'm never going to NJ.
Steve
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Hahah Death_Adder when i want to Canada not one car had window tints. A few that i saw actually had some sort of rim. And the cops drove like chevy cavaliers. Down here they drive impalas with corvette engines.
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lol yeah most cops here can't keep up to anything... I out run them with my civics once or twice a week.
Steve
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My favorite state right now is the state of introspection.
I was recently waxing philosophical with a human resource professional. They told me that your career is your business. You have to be your own spokesperson/mananger. If you wait to get recognition from your supervisor, you'll be waiting a long time. A boss's role is to provide milestones and measureables and then rate your performance based upon thesess goals. It is not their position to get you a raise. You have to take control of your life and career for yourself. You only get what you ask for. If you can get people to listen, they will give it to you, especially if they like you. That's part of the game. The game that pays you enough so that you have time for CSS...lol
I just thought I'd share this because I've been thinking about it a lot the last couple of days. I think that I have always expected my bosses to sell me to their superiors. That's a retarded expectation. You have to have good expectations of life in order to be happy. Now that I've figured this out about myself, if I get this new position I have the oppurtunity to make sure that I don't set myself up to get overlooked in my next role at my company.
be the ball. there is no spoon.
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What about the state of being on shrooms? Everyone ive seen on shrooms had the time of there lives and it looks fun.
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That can also be a state of introspection, at least that's what's intended. Sweet. Two contractions in a row. Plus 15 points.
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Canada's cops r hurtin that way lmao.........but man depends where u go in canadai mean we do have cars that are really nice.....some that have been in some american magazines
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yeah theres a bunch of fucking nice ones here...
Steve
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Are they like britain cops? Do they only carry night sticks? Name some nice cop cars you guys have. I know in texas they have camaros.
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cop cars? fuck cop cars... I'm talking about fucking nice cars that some fucking rich bastards own... ya them kinda cars.
Steve
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Well i would hope so, but in NJ there are nice cars everywhere. For example **cough** my 98 eclipse **cough** my neighbor has some nice bikes, but at night it sucks because there so loud, One friend just bought a hot yellow mazda rx-8, and another bought the new mustang. But when i went to canada, they were all pieces of shit, and dirty.
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its because the time of year you came around... if you come during the summer you will be impressed.
Steve
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Hahah in the winter, they still dress kinky in NJ. They just wear a huge coat, then once they get indoors they got there short shorts on.
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well here it sometimes gets real cold... so its hard to do.
Steve
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It gets pretty damn cold in NJ to. Maybe not as cold as canada, but if you stick yuor hand outside for 5 seconds, you think its about to fall off. Or when you drive your car, and when you get home, theres still a solid sheet of ice on your hood, right above the engine.
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well untill you come to canada in the winter dont talk
Steve
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My post ratio is way better than my kd ratio.
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lol, thats sad... :lol: 8-)
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yeah, i know....lol. not as sad a ty though.
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whats even worse than that is Cole... :lol: :thebirdman:
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my posts didn't go through since i was speed posting...lol.funny.
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lol speed posting... you need to learn my son
Steve
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i reply, just outside of 15s, submit, close window. manytimes i get the double click already posted error, and bah.
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well my 15s has been turned off
Steve
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too bad.
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Indiana where I live
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the land of milk and retards
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:iamwithstupid:
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yup... retards
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IM SPAM KING!
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