The Elders' House of Pain
Public Forum => SPAM Central => Topic started by: HongKongPhooey on November 22, 2004, 08:19:38 AM
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NightTrain was excited about his new galil.
He went bear hunting, spotted a small brown bear and shot it.
There was then a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear.
The black bear said, "You've got two choices. I either maul you to death or we have rough sex."
Night decided to bend over.
Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Night soon recovered and vowed revenge.
He headed out on another trip where he found the black bear and shot it.
There was another tap on his shoulder.
This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him.
The grizzly said, "That was a huge mistake, Night. You've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have REALLY rough sex."
Again, Night thought it was better to comply.
Although he survived, it would take several months before Night finally recovered.
Outraged, he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the grizzly and shot it.
He felt sweet revenge, but then there was a tap on his shoulder.
He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there.
The polar bear said, "Admit it, Night, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"
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Hahahahahahah :lol:
You must die for that.
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hahahaha, the best part about that joke is the fact of how very true it is :lol:
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LMFAO! good shit
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Figures prophet jumps in and starts throwing sticks at poor Night over this when it is prophet who actually likes the beastiality! Trust me, I've seen his 'women'.... they are so hairy their dildos look like chia pets!
This image brought to you courtesy of Prophets twisted brain.
-Lord
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Your are such a whore, do not make me tell the wonderful Elders about danni filth, at least i know my women are women, no matter how ugly they are :lol:
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Let's hear it Prophet. I want all the details now.
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Lord almighty! That was 1 picture! He spells his name Dani for the love of God! Between that, the long hair, the makeup, and 1 bad picture, what was I supposed to think?! What self respecting MAN dresses up like that? At least I didn't have a crush on Kauffman's sister like you and your brother!
-Lord
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ROFFLEZ
now that is a real LARRY PWN from hong :lol:
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yo blue wher in what hong said did he pwn me? :(
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no hong pwned night with your ::PWNED:: haha
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you got me lost man
:( so confused with life
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its Privateers "PWND" not larrys, blue, you are a fool.
but what im gathering about this convo is that duren though a guy dressed as a girl was hot. therefor duren is gay. thats a bummer
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Not exactly; I thought a guy dressed as a girl in a picture with makeup and a girls name was hot. The picture was a bad one. At least I thought it was a girl, and didn't think it was a hot guy ;)
-Lord
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suuuuuure thing duren, or maybe you got all the way to the part where the pants come off and you realized "hey, i have one of those too...OH MY GOD! YOUR A GUY!!!"
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lol....nice one johnny
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i aim to please (women that is, take not lord duren, please women, not men)
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Not exactly; I thought a guy dressed as a girl in a picture with makeup and a girls name was hot. The picture was a bad one. At least I thought it was a girl, and didn't think it was a hot guy ;)
-Lord
This coming from the guy that thought The Cradle of Filth singer was an attractive female.... eventhough he is an attractive male!! oh wait! i mean not attractive!!
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Thats what we were discussing jackass!
See where we mentioned Dani? Yeah thats Dani Filth... its not like I've made the mistake twice! *shifts eyes* Taylor Hanson, ohh yeahh! gigidy gigidy gig-a-dy!
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lol, how old are you?
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-18! oh yeah!
-Mom!
- i like where this is going!
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Well damn Johnny is that what I've been doing wrong all this time? Shit. I coulda sworn... yeah according to my Bio book, its women who have vagina's and men who have penis's, so it looks like its been you mixing up genders! I love women! Women only! And as often as I can!
-Lord
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i just read through this whole thing and was wondering....
how did we go from making fun of night to making fun of duren
back to night........ hahahah you like bears and sheep, bears and sheep!
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(http://www.yoshipearl.com/pearl/gif/sheep29.gif)
ehh?
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u forget blue likes pandas and men
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ai thats not nice, you know thats true only in your case :lol:
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funny.,.
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Night, dont sweat the verbal abuse.. polar bears dont live in the woods, the story can't be true !
Common Sence Brought To You By - Wreckless :lol:
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Night, dont sweat the verbal abuse.. polar bears dont live in the woods, the story can't be true !
Common Sence Brought To You By - Wreckless :lol:
Sense ( ? )
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go back to elementary and learn to spell :lol:
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blue, dont think your all high and mighty, it would be elementary SCHOOL, not just elementary
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i got a story for ya...
Once i was at a retaurant....
and the waitress asked me if i wanted a soup or salad
i wasnt sure witch one it wass a really hard decision to make
i said "soup no salad no soup no salad no soup no salad no soup"
the waitress started to walk away and i was no WAIT Salad...
but the salad really sucked
and from this day on i always wonder about the soup that got away
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hey peter griffen how is it going i didnt know you where a member on our forums
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ll you remember that shit that was so F**kin funny :D
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thief!
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:lol: i still ike the one where peter say,
" i would say come here and then laugh because i said come" :lol:
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lol that is pretty good but the best is
When he is digging a hole to make a pool
and he like its my duty as a father to give you a pool
then he laughs and he's like DOOTY
or somethin like that lol
i forget
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i see u watched family guy last night, cause that was the episode that was on
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Night, you need to LOCK this topic. It started out fine, but then they ALL got stupid. You all need some help, and I need help just for knowing you !
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Spam central baby!
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love spam... makes good healthy food
Steve
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I say, there is no spoon, therefor you are all fucking liars.
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why r u bringing up old ass threads death?
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this is the nature of spam lunch. btw. death misses you. i overheard him on vent being wanton towards you.
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Yea, I haven't even seen Lunch in the pub as much lately... Whats up with that? :? :lol:
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well...job, practice, girlfriend, parties, going to the beach, and sleeping take up most of my time. Sorry i have a life :dontknow:
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As do we all, except for Cole...lol :lol: :headbang1:
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Sounds just like him, good impersonation! lol :lol: 8-)
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poo poo i effing hate cuz my laptop is broken
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why say poo... just say shit
Steve
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poo is fun to say. there was this nanny 911 episode where this little kid kept telling his mom 'go away poo poo' then he'd get right in her face an yell poo poo, poo poo. and 'shut up poo poo'
fucking hilarious. poo poo
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right...
Steve
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spam spam spam
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lol another day of spamming these nice forums
Steve
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NIce indeed... :lol: :headbang1:
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yuppers... its soo nice to be a spam king
Steve
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If I wasn't going to go work outside, i'd have to spam all nine pages. But I'l puttin up a fence and then seeing war of the worlds. booyaa. losers! and don't worry. I'll be back at work tomorrow...
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losers? get spamming...
Steve
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you should be spamming anyway
Steve
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Yeah. Now it is no longer a day off. Therefor I shall spam. until i start my new job that is. and it may be sooner than 8-1
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well try and get up there... to make up
Steve
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to make up for what...
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being a spammer i think..
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spam is good
Steve
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Because of spam, I have to rethink how I do things. This is the plight of the addict. It is spreading, like a virus, to irc. Actually, all irc really is, is realtime spam
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its a good addiction
Steve
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so is listening to trance
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eh... not really
Steve
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Trance owns me.
www.di.fm
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yea i like trance too, any good songs Cole?
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cole dont like music