The Elders' House of Pain

Public Forum => SPAM Central => Topic started by: HongKongPhooey on November 22, 2004, 08:19:38 AM

Title: True Story
Post by: HongKongPhooey on November 22, 2004, 08:19:38 AM
NightTrain was excited about his new galil.

He went bear hunting, spotted a small brown bear and shot it.

There was then a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear.

The black bear said, "You've got two choices. I either maul you to death or we have rough sex."

Night decided to bend over.

Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Night soon recovered and vowed revenge.

He headed out on another trip where he found the black bear and shot it.

There was another tap on his shoulder.

This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him.

The grizzly said, "That was a huge mistake, Night. You've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have REALLY rough sex."

Again, Night thought it was better to comply.

Although he survived, it would take several months before Night finally recovered.

Outraged, he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the grizzly and shot it.

He felt sweet revenge, but then there was a tap on his shoulder.

He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there.

The polar bear said, "Admit it, Night, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"
Title: True Story
Post by: NightTrain on November 22, 2004, 08:48:44 AM
Hahahahahahah   :lol:

You must die for that.
Title: True Story
Post by: Elite_Prophet on November 22, 2004, 09:27:32 AM
hahahaha, the best part about that joke is the fact of how very true it is  :lol:
Title: True Story
Post by: T3H on November 22, 2004, 09:44:50 AM
LMFAO! good shit
Title: True Story
Post by: LordDuren on November 22, 2004, 01:53:02 PM
Figures prophet jumps in and starts throwing sticks at poor Night over this when it is prophet who actually likes the beastiality! Trust me, I've seen his 'women'.... they are so hairy their dildos look like chia pets!

This image brought to you courtesy of Prophets twisted brain.
-Lord
Title: True Story
Post by: Elite_Prophet on November 22, 2004, 02:11:45 PM
Your are such a whore, do not make me tell the wonderful Elders about danni filth, at least i know my women are women, no matter how ugly they are :lol:
Title: True Story
Post by: NightTrain on November 22, 2004, 02:18:50 PM
Let's hear it Prophet.  I want all the details now.
Title: True Story
Post by: LordDuren on November 22, 2004, 02:48:49 PM
Lord almighty! That was 1 picture! He spells his name Dani for the love of God! Between that, the long hair, the makeup, and 1 bad picture, what was I supposed to think?! What self respecting MAN dresses up like that? At least I didn't have a crush on Kauffman's sister like you and your brother!
-Lord
Title: True Story
Post by: blue on November 22, 2004, 04:03:35 PM
ROFFLEZ


now that is a real LARRY PWN from hong  :lol:
Title: True Story
Post by: Larry Flint on November 22, 2004, 04:06:23 PM
yo blue wher in what hong said did he pwn me? :(
Title: True Story
Post by: blue on November 22, 2004, 04:07:10 PM
no hong pwned night with your  ::PWNED:: haha
Title: True Story
Post by: Larry Flint on November 22, 2004, 04:08:01 PM
you got me lost man


 :( so confused with life
Title: True Story
Post by: Johnny on November 22, 2004, 04:32:06 PM
its Privateers "PWND" not larrys, blue, you are a fool.

but what im gathering about this convo is that duren though a guy dressed as a girl was hot.  therefor duren is gay. thats a bummer
Title: True Story
Post by: LordDuren on November 22, 2004, 04:53:03 PM
Not exactly; I thought a guy dressed as a girl in a picture with makeup and a girls name was hot. The picture was a bad one. At least I thought it was a girl, and didn't think it was a hot guy ;)
-Lord
Title: True Story
Post by: Johnny on November 22, 2004, 04:54:27 PM
suuuuuure thing duren, or maybe you got all the way to the part where the pants come off and you realized "hey, i have one of those too...OH MY GOD! YOUR A GUY!!!"
Title: True Story
Post by: ldrtron on November 22, 2004, 05:00:24 PM
lol....nice one johnny
Title: True Story
Post by: Johnny on November 22, 2004, 06:19:21 PM
i aim to please (women that is, take not lord duren, please women, not men)
Title: True Story
Post by: Paladin_Godfather on November 22, 2004, 06:35:39 PM
Quote from: LordDuren
Not exactly; I thought a guy dressed as a girl in a picture with makeup and a girls name was hot. The picture was a bad one. At least I thought it was a girl, and didn't think it was a hot guy ;)
-Lord

This coming from the guy that thought The Cradle of Filth singer was an attractive female.... eventhough he is an attractive male!! oh wait! i mean not attractive!!
Title: True Story
Post by: LordDuren on November 22, 2004, 07:02:47 PM
Thats what we were discussing jackass!
See where we mentioned Dani? Yeah thats Dani Filth... its not like I've made the mistake twice! *shifts eyes* Taylor Hanson, ohh yeahh! gigidy gigidy gig-a-dy!
Title: True Story
Post by: Paladin_Godfather on November 22, 2004, 07:05:25 PM
lol, how old are you?
-16
-18! oh yeah!
-Mom!
- i like where this is going!
Title: True Story
Post by: LordDuren on November 22, 2004, 07:05:48 PM
Well damn Johnny is that what I've been doing wrong all this time? Shit. I coulda sworn... yeah according to my Bio book, its women who have vagina's and men who have penis's, so it looks like its been you mixing up genders! I love women! Women only! And as often as I can!
-Lord
Title: True Story
Post by: Privateer on November 22, 2004, 08:46:13 PM
i just read through this whole thing and was wondering....


how did we go from making fun of night to making fun of duren


back to night........ hahahah you like bears and sheep, bears and sheep!
Title: True Story
Post by: bdot on November 22, 2004, 08:51:04 PM
(http://www.yoshipearl.com/pearl/gif/sheep29.gif)

ehh?
Title: True Story
Post by: Artificial Intelligence on November 22, 2004, 08:51:57 PM
u forget blue likes pandas and men
Title: True Story
Post by: blue on November 22, 2004, 09:19:25 PM
ai thats not nice, you know thats true only in your case  :lol:
Title: True Story
Post by: Lunchbox on November 29, 2004, 04:55:47 PM
funny.,.
Title: True Story
Post by: Wreckless on December 08, 2004, 02:53:23 PM
Night, dont sweat the verbal abuse.. polar bears dont live in the woods, the story can't be true !

Common Sence Brought To You By - Wreckless     :lol:
Title: True Story
Post by: bdot on December 08, 2004, 05:04:37 PM
Quote from: Wreckless
Night, dont sweat the verbal abuse.. polar bears dont live in the woods, the story can't be true !

Common Sence Brought To You By - Wreckless     :lol:

Sense ( ? )
Title: True Story
Post by: blue on December 08, 2004, 05:05:17 PM
go back to elementary and learn to spell  :lol:
Title: True Story
Post by: Johnny on December 08, 2004, 06:16:46 PM
blue, dont think your all high and mighty, it would be elementary SCHOOL, not just elementary
Title: True Story
Post by: savage. on December 08, 2004, 07:45:17 PM
i got a story for ya...

Once i was at a retaurant....
 
and the waitress asked me if i wanted a soup or salad

i wasnt sure witch one it wass a really hard decision to make

i said "soup no salad no soup no salad no soup no salad no soup"

the waitress started to walk away and i was no WAIT Salad...

but the salad really sucked

and from this day on i always wonder about the soup that got away

 :director2:
Title: True Story
Post by: Larry Flint on December 08, 2004, 08:10:16 PM
hey peter griffen how is it going i didnt know you where a member on our forums
Title: True Story
Post by: savage. on December 08, 2004, 08:22:22 PM
ll you remember that shit that was so F**kin funny :D
Title: True Story
Post by: Johnny on December 08, 2004, 08:37:22 PM
thief!
Title: True Story
Post by: bdot on December 09, 2004, 10:04:02 PM
:lol: i still ike the one where peter say,

" i would say come here and then laugh because i said come"  :lol:
Title: True Story
Post by: savage. on December 13, 2004, 12:25:52 PM
lol that is pretty good but the best is


When he is digging a hole to make a pool

and he like its my duty as a father to give you a pool

then he laughs and he's like DOOTY


or somethin like that lol
i forget
Title: True Story
Post by: ldrtron on December 13, 2004, 02:44:14 PM
i see u watched family guy last night, cause that was the episode that was on
Title: True Story
Post by: WTF on December 13, 2004, 07:21:51 PM
Night, you need to LOCK this topic.  It started out fine, but then they ALL got stupid.  You all need some help, and I need help just for knowing you !
Title: True Story
Post by: flintlock on December 13, 2004, 08:44:40 PM
Spam central baby!
Title: Re: True Story
Post by: Death_ADDER on June 27, 2005, 10:45:55 PM
love spam... makes good healthy food

Steve
Title: Re: True Story
Post by: Cole on June 28, 2005, 02:33:49 AM
I say, there is no spoon, therefor you are all fucking liars.
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Post by: Lunchbox on June 28, 2005, 05:07:01 AM
why r u bringing up old ass threads death?
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Post by: Cole on June 28, 2005, 05:10:20 AM
this is the nature of spam lunch.  btw.  death misses you.  i overheard him on vent being wanton towards you.
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Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 28, 2005, 12:58:46 PM
Yea, I haven't even seen Lunch in the pub as much lately... Whats up with that? :? :lol:
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Post by: Lunchbox on June 28, 2005, 01:07:58 PM
well...job, practice, girlfriend, parties, going to the beach, and sleeping take up most of my time. Sorry i have a life  :dontknow:
Title: Re: True Story
Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 28, 2005, 01:09:20 PM
As do we all, except for Cole...lol :lol: :headbang1:
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Post by: TyDiRiUm on June 28, 2005, 04:07:32 PM
Sounds just like him, good impersonation! lol :lol: 8-)
Title: Re: True Story
Post by: Cole on June 29, 2005, 01:58:00 AM
poo poo i effing hate cuz my laptop is broken
Title: Re: True Story
Post by: Death_ADDER on July 01, 2005, 01:28:05 PM
why say poo... just say shit

Steve
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Post by: Cole on July 01, 2005, 03:10:14 PM
poo is fun to say.  there was this nanny 911 episode where this little kid kept telling his mom 'go away poo poo'  then he'd get right in her face an yell poo poo, poo poo. and 'shut up poo poo'

fucking hilarious. poo poo
Title: Re: True Story
Post by: Death_ADDER on July 02, 2005, 04:12:24 AM
right...

Steve
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Post by: T3H on July 02, 2005, 01:08:46 PM
spam spam spam
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Post by: Death_ADDER on July 02, 2005, 07:26:23 PM
lol another day of spamming these nice forums

Steve
Title: Re: True Story
Post by: TyDiRiUm on July 03, 2005, 05:52:22 PM
NIce indeed... :lol: :headbang1:
Title: Re: True Story
Post by: Death_ADDER on July 03, 2005, 07:11:40 PM
yuppers... its soo nice to be a spam king

Steve
Title: Re: True Story
Post by: Cole on July 04, 2005, 07:59:47 AM
If I wasn't going to go work outside, i'd have to spam all nine pages.  But I'l puttin up a fence and then seeing war of the worlds.  booyaa.  losers!  and don't worry.  I'll be back at work tomorrow...
Title: Re: True Story
Post by: Death_ADDER on July 04, 2005, 08:08:52 AM
losers? get spamming...

Steve
Title: Re: True Story
Post by: Death_ADDER on July 04, 2005, 01:22:30 PM
you should be spamming anyway

Steve
Title: Re: True Story
Post by: Cole on July 05, 2005, 01:29:03 AM
Yeah.  Now it is no longer a day off.  Therefor I shall spam.  until i start my new job that is.  and it may be sooner than 8-1
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Post by: Death_ADDER on July 05, 2005, 10:49:10 AM
well try and get up there... to make up

Steve
Title: Re: True Story
Post by: Cole on July 05, 2005, 11:18:50 AM
to make up for what...
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Post by: xTc the NJ GUIDO on July 05, 2005, 11:28:46 AM
being a spammer i think..
Title: Re: True Story
Post by: Death_ADDER on July 05, 2005, 12:23:48 PM
spam is good

Steve
Title: Re: True Story
Post by: Cole on July 06, 2005, 07:10:40 AM
Because of spam, I have to rethink how I do things.  This is the plight of the addict.  It is spreading, like a virus, to irc.  Actually, all irc really is, is realtime spam
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Post by: Death_ADDER on July 07, 2005, 04:18:40 AM
its a good addiction

Steve
Title: Re: True Story
Post by: Cole on July 08, 2005, 05:01:55 AM
so is listening to trance
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Post by: Death_ADDER on July 09, 2005, 10:28:40 AM
eh... not really

Steve
Title: Re: True Story
Post by: Cole on July 12, 2005, 03:53:47 AM
Trance owns me. 

www.di.fm
Title: Re: True Story
Post by: Streetballer on November 08, 2005, 10:09:36 AM
yea i like trance too, any good songs Cole?
Title: Re: True Story
Post by: Death_ADDER on November 12, 2005, 04:55:08 PM
cole dont like music