The Elders' House of Pain
Public Forum => SPAM Central => Topic started by: TE | Hypo on July 02, 2008, 01:53:02 PM
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found here: http://www.slashdoc.com/documents/33811
I'm sure there's more sites... a few of my favorites:
CHEVROLET -Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle, Or Loud Engine Ticks
BUICK -Big Ugly Indestructible Compact Killer
BMW -Broken Money Waster
FORD -Fixed Or Repaired Daily
GMC -Garage Man's Companion
HONDA -History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
HYUNDAI -How Your Usual Nerd Drives An Import
JEEP -Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
KIA -Killed In Action
TOYOTA -Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
SAAB -Swedish Automobile-Always Broken
SATURN -Sounds Absolutely Terrible, Unbelievable Rattling Noises
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PONTIAC - Poor Old Nigga Thinks It's A Cadillac
FORD - Found On Road Dead
FORD - Flip Over Read Directions
FORD - Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge
FORD - First On Race Day (for the ford fans)
CHEVY - Chevy Heads Eat Valves Yearly
BMW - Black Man's Wish