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Title: If Zombies Attacked... what would YOU do?
Post by: TE | Hypo on June 12, 2008, 05:59:55 PM: http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/deaddad.png

Weapon of choice?

location to defend of choice?

food source?

water source?

who would you save/bring with you?
Title: Re: If Zombies Attacked... what would YOU do?
Post by: byrnie on June 12, 2008, 10:36:16 PM: As long as I had my knife I'd be fine!
Title: Re: If Zombies Attacked... what would YOU do?
Post by: TE | Hypo on June 13, 2008, 07:05:04 AM: are you crazy? FUCK a knife! fast or slow zombies will over power you with just a knife!

I'd definitely go crowbar for blunt force trauma, but my weapon of choice would be able to take off their heads!

(http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/785/785236/28-weeks-later-20070502055704684-000.jpg)

(http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/28-Days-Later-fs06.jpg)
Title: Re: If Zombies Attacked... what would YOU do?
Post by: byrnie on June 13, 2008, 03:24:21 PM: First off, my knife can cut off their heads, so that works. Second, have you seen how many knife kills I have? If it weren't for me missing the one night this week that consisted of multiple knife only rounds I'd be sooo far ahead!
Title: Re: If Zombies Attacked... what would YOU do?
Post by: AntiHero on June 13, 2008, 09:24:12 PM: Weapon of choice - G36C, Laser Aim, 2x scope, and infinite ammunition

Location to defend of choice - Alaska (I hear the virus can't survive there)

Food source - Grocery Stores all over the world (I Plan on having a helo)

Water source - Same as food, if animals aren't available, although I like moose meat, caribou can't be much different)

Who would you save/bring with you - My lovely, gorgeous girlfriend.

Bonus Question:

Who would I use as a decoy - Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel....they'd obliterate the threat for us.
Title: Re: If Zombies Attacked... what would YOU do?
Post by: TE | Hypo on June 14, 2008, 07:21:20 AM: GG AH

Byrnie... you forget, you will kill one or five, but zombies move faster than you do, you'd get raped inside of 30 seconds.
Title: Re: If Zombies Attacked... what would YOU do?
Post by: Paladin_Godfather on June 14, 2008, 02:00:04 PM: Ironically enough me and my buddy just had this discussion at our Local Denny's... it was awesome

Weapon of choice - Katana... or Battle Axe.. as much as everyone wants a gun there is no such thing as unlimitied ammo in real life :-P

Location to defend of choice - My house... i know it oh so well and much like Home Alone, i would set traps if they zombies tried to attack!

Food source - I can't argue with AntiHero's Grocery store theory.. its a good one

Water source - Bottles lol

Who would you save/bring with you - As many friends and family as i could fit in my house... Except Prophet... He would be my decoy lol
Title: Re: If Zombies Attacked... what would YOU do?
Post by: AntiHero on June 14, 2008, 03:35:37 PM: I change my weapons...a barret 50 cal for the roof, and the G36C for scouting and the Katana on my back of course.
Title: Re: If Zombies Attacked... what would YOU do?
Post by: Paladin_Godfather on June 14, 2008, 04:01:22 PM: nobody can resist the Katana... i mean... they are amazing!!

Hey can i make the Katana look like the Masamune blade from FF7!
Title: Re: If Zombies Attacked... what would YOU do?
Post by: wonder. on June 14, 2008, 04:58:46 PM: whats fucking worse than Zombies dancing with Michael Jackson. ???

http://youtube.com/watch?v=QkjtctcuQ9Q
Title: Re: If Zombies Attacked... what would YOU do?
Post by: AntiHero on June 15, 2008, 08:25:29 AM: Thriller was fucking awesome. End of story.
Title: Re: If Zombies Attacked... what would YOU do?
Post by: Elite_Prophet on June 17, 2008, 05:26:56 AM: Is have sex with them an option, cause I think that would be fun....

Zombie: Brainssssss!!!
Me: Oh I'll give you a brain!!

only girl zombies by the way, dont get your hopes up wonder
Title: Re: If Zombies Attacked... what would YOU do?
Post by: AntiHero on June 17, 2008, 05:43:51 AM: We all know you love Wonder's dick and butt.
Title: Re: If Zombies Attacked... what would YOU do?
Post by: wonder. on June 17, 2008, 07:31:18 AM: I believe both of you pervs need to stop talking about my ass and dick right now. and prophet, your the one saying you want to fuck a zombie. I think you should prob go get some professional help if thats the case. :mrgreen:
Title: Re: If Zombies Attacked... what would YOU do?
Post by: Elite_Prophet on June 19, 2008, 07:56:04 PM: is fucking a zombie unhealthy? can your sperm become haunted? that would be kind of funny
Title: Re: If Zombies Attacked... what would YOU do?
Post by: AntiHero on June 20, 2008, 02:02:51 AM: The Curse of the Haunted Load....
Title: Re: If Zombies Attacked... what would YOU do?
Post by: TE | Hypo on June 20, 2008, 12:31:39 PM: Wonder... mebbe you'd want to buy some zombie sneakers then...

(http://bp3.blogger.com/_qZR__3NrxNk/R2AWduKfZsI/AAAAAAAAAGg/QZovEfb41uM/s400/512523.jpg)

(http://bp0.blogger.com/_qZR__3NrxNk/R2AWd-KfZtI/AAAAAAAAAGo/ezwuqORNJeA/s400/512521.jpg)

http://dogboy443.blogspot.com/2007/12/2-words.html
Title: Re: If Zombies Attacked... what would YOU do?
Post by: AntiHero on June 20, 2008, 02:36:48 PM: Oh my god...if they weren't Converse All Stars (Considered highly emo where i live) I'd buy them...I got a pair of Purple Fallen Troopers, lol.
Title: Re: If Zombies Attacked... what would YOU do?
Post by: TE | Hypo on August 13, 2008, 03:37:16 PM: (http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/funny-pictures-cat-sees-many-zombies-from-window.jpg)
Title: Re: If Zombies Attacked... what would YOU do?
Post by: wonder. on August 13, 2008, 07:00:29 PM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVnfyradCPY

god, I hate converse's. Here are my latest pairs.

Going Old school.

(http://sneakers.pair.com/l/smith6.jpg)

And going preppy.

(http://stepurgameup.com/shop/images/burberry1.JPG)
Title: Re: If Zombies Attacked... what would YOU do?
Post by: hakksaww on August 14, 2008, 11:43:50 AM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-oD8CK5GQ0
Title: Re: If Zombies Attacked... what would YOU do?
Post by: TE | Hypo on August 14, 2008, 11:52:48 AM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJj-FvrBFNA
Title: Re: If Zombies Attacked... what would YOU do?
Post by: fraggle 79 on August 14, 2008, 06:56:56 PM: Never tried necrophelia, but if you can't beat em' , join em.
Title: Re: If Zombies Attacked... what would YOU do?
Post by: hakksaww on August 15, 2008, 09:36:00 AM: or if you are a zombie, if you can't beat 'em, eat 'em.
Title: Re: If Zombies Attacked... what would YOU do?
Post by: TE | Hypo on August 15, 2008, 10:16:02 AM: Quote from: hakksaww on August 15, 2008, 09:36:00 AM
or if you are a zombie, if you can't beat 'em, eat 'em.

barbequed
Title: Re: If Zombies Attacked... what would YOU do?
Post by: Hitman Smurf on August 15, 2008, 01:01:19 PM: If you had a nice supply of fuel, a TF2 pyro would be the way to go! Dead zombies and food all at one time....OMGWTFBBQ!!!!!!!!