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Title: funny joke given to me
Post by: lickmybarrell on April 20, 2008, 11:50:40 PM
The Frozen Skunk
 
A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive.
 
It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"
 
He says, "OK, get in the car with it."
 
The wife says, "Where shall I put it to get it warm?"
 
He says, "Put it between your legs. It's nice and warm there."
 
"But what about the smell?" asked the wife.
 
He says, "Just hold its little nose."
 
The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with died at the scene.
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Post by: MR|337 on April 21, 2008, 12:04:17 AM
OMG!!!
 :puke:
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Post by: Captain 24 on April 21, 2008, 09:17:43 AM
Thats got to be one of the best jokes I have heard in a long time.  :headbang1:
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Post by: THE Spaniard on April 21, 2008, 09:19:04 AM
rolf, nice one barrell....lol
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Post by: Noobinhood on April 21, 2008, 12:07:31 PM
LOL...LOL...LOL... POOR SKUNK !!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: pistolpete on April 21, 2008, 07:50:22 PM
nice man  :wink:
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Post by: TE | Hypo on May 02, 2008, 08:51:59 AM
my buddies wife told me this one.  I'm sure its been around but I fell the fuck out when she told it.

 
Quote
I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
 
A half-gallon of 2% milk
 A carton of free range eggs
 A quart of calcium enriched orange juice
 A head of romaine lettuce
 A 2 lb. can of eight o'clock coffee
 A 1 lb. package of sugar cured bacon
 
As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated,
'You must be single'.
 
I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status. Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: 'Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?'
 
The drunk replied, ''Cause you're ugly."
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Post by: Paladin_Godfather on May 06, 2008, 06:46:47 PM
hahahaha that was classic Hypo!!
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Post by: KillaJoe on May 06, 2008, 09:06:53 PM
lmfao hypo