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Server Forum => CS:S Gun Game Server (72.5.152.47) => Topic started by: Hitman Smurf on January 29, 2008, 12:51:48 AM

Title: Barrel's a bitch
Post by: Hitman Smurf on January 29, 2008, 12:51:48 AM: ...at least mine anyway :flamed:
Title: Re: Barrel's a bitch
Post by: lickmybarrell on January 29, 2008, 03:20:01 PM: oh i will so fix that smurf.
Title: Re: Barrel's a bitch
Post by: Holy Shit on January 29, 2008, 03:44:30 PM: Damn Barrel you happen to be mine 2...lol...top of my most killed list...not good man...being 2 peoples bitch...ouch
Title: Re: Barrel's a bitch
Post by: Hitman Smurf on January 30, 2008, 10:47:49 AM: Hey its Holy Shot! Coming to our LAN bro?
Title: Re: Barrel's a bitch
Post by: MR|337 on January 30, 2008, 11:04:27 AM: LMB always waits to see which team I join...
Title: Re: Barrel's a bitch
Post by: GeoDragon30 on January 30, 2008, 05:10:40 PM: LMB funny your at my top list to. guess you everybody's bitch
Title: Re: Barrel's a bitch
Post by: MR|337 on January 30, 2008, 06:07:11 PM: Someone has to take up the slack for Hit-Man!

:-D
Title: Re: Barrel's a bitch
Post by: Deltasigmx221 on January 30, 2008, 11:22:08 PM: Barrel is also my bitch :headbang1: :headbang1: :flamed:
Title: Re: Barrel's a bitch
Post by: Hit-Man on January 31, 2008, 03:02:55 AM: Well, what do you know...He's even my BITCH...LOL

:flamed: :flamed: :flamed: :-D :-D :-D :headbang1: :headbang1:

FYI..Hit-Man is Ranked 8th thank you very much..Leet you Homo.!!!
Title: Re: Barrel's a bitch
Post by: MR|337 on January 31, 2008, 11:19:38 AM: You know what they say about second place being the first loser? What does that say about number 8?

j/k bro!
Title: Re: Barrel's a bitch
Post by: Video_Master on January 31, 2008, 01:01:08 PM: Barrell just happens to be my bitch also. This is great.
Title: Re: Barrel's a bitch
Post by: Hitman Smurf on January 31, 2008, 03:02:00 PM: Well, it seems I have a new bitch...DEATHHAVEN...guess I'm going to have to play on the opposite team as barrel from now on LOL.
Title: Re: Barrel's a bitch
Post by: lickmybarrell on January 31, 2008, 04:35:14 PM: told you i was going to fix it
Title: Re: Barrel's a bitch
Post by: Holy Shit on February 01, 2008, 02:55:07 PM: Quote from: Hitman Smurf on January 30, 2008, 10:47:49 AM
Hey its Holy Shot! Coming to our LAN bro?

Yea i am going to try to make it..i am not that far away i just need to work some shit out with work and what not...but i think i can make it...i will keep you posted
Title: Re: Barrel's a bitch
Post by: MR|337 on February 05, 2008, 12:20:45 AM: Guess who is my new bitch?

:evil:
Title: Re: Barrel's a bitch
Post by: MR|337 on February 05, 2008, 12:23:52 AM: And who has lost the most GG?

http://hlstats.theelders.net/index.php?mode=actioninfo&action=gg_loser&game=css2 (http://hlstats.theelders.net/index.php?mode=actioninfo&action=gg_loser&game=css2)

:-D
Title: Re: Barrel's a bitch
Post by: lickmybarrell on February 05, 2008, 12:47:47 AM: sure throw that in my face.... if i suck so bad why am i in the top15

TE | Lick My Barrell 8d 12:50:55h
TE | MR|337 8d 06:33:00h

i have gained over ten ranks in the last week.. i am coming for you leet
Title: Re: Barrel's a bitch
Post by: Hit-Man on February 05, 2008, 01:14:23 AM: Here you go Barrell...I know how you want to be in the top 10...here your #1...LOL

P.S. Look who is the first palce LOSER...LOL

1. TE | Lick My Barrell 158 105 1.5048 35 5.01% 0.2215 :thebirdman: :thebirdman:
2. TE | MR|337 87 101 0.8614 20 2.87% 0.2299
3. THE SpAnIaRd 83 81 1.0247 32 4.58% 0.3855
4. DEATHHAVEN 81 89 0.9101 20 2.87% 0.2469
5. TE | EarlofSuede 74 56 1.3214 14 2.01% 0.1892 :flamed: :flamed: :flamed:
6. TE | Merciless 62 92 0.6739 25 3.58% 0.4032
7. TE | کmμrf.HaxX 61 35 1.7429 12 1.72% 0.1967
8. An Hero 54 95 0.5684 12 1.72% 0.2222
9. Holy Shit 52 54 0.9630 21 3.01% 0.4038
10. Les Claypool 47 31 1.5161 26 3.72% 0.5532
Title: Re: Barrel's a bitch
Post by: Hit-Man on February 05, 2008, 01:17:09 AM: Quote from: MR|337 on February 05, 2008, 12:23:52 AM
And who has lost the most GG?

http://hlstats.theelders.net/index.php?mode=actioninfo&action=gg_loser&game=css2 (http://hlstats.theelders.net/index.php?mode=actioninfo&action=gg_loser&game=css2)

:-D
That's a good one Leet...LMAO(boy it's fun picking on someone vs. having it done to myself...LOL
Title: Re: Barrel's a bitch
Post by: MR|337 on February 05, 2008, 10:27:15 AM: Quote from: lickmybarrell on February 05, 2008, 12:47:47 AM
i have gained over ten ranks in the last week.. i am coming for you leet

Long way from 15 to 1. Took me forever to get from number five.

Practice, Grasshopper....
Title: Re: Barrel's a bitch
Post by: Hitman Smurf on February 05, 2008, 11:03:57 AM: It took me forever to get where I am....getting in and staying in the Top 10 is hard to accomplish and maintain on any of our servers.
Title: Re: Barrel's a bitch
Post by: Holy Shit on February 05, 2008, 05:47:59 PM: Hey lick look on the bright side i am right behind you in 3rd for most gg losses but not wuite number 1 man...lol thats all u :-D
I just noticed that last night around 1 i was in the top 10 and got on earlier today and had already lost it...damn it..lol
Title: Re: Barrel's a bitch
Post by: lickmybarrell on February 06, 2008, 12:02:00 AM: me being the number 1 loser just means i put alot of time and effort admining the server which makes me number one admin... so booyaa
Title: Re: Barrel's a bitch
Post by: Hitman Smurf on February 06, 2008, 11:06:02 AM: You do have the most time i the server (only four more ours tha |337 though) but being the best admin is more than time spent in the server...but I'm sure you do your part.
Title: Re: Barrel's a bitch
Post by: THE Spaniard on February 13, 2008, 01:32:45 AM: I just wanted to add that LMB is my bitch as well, and that i shouldnt be his bitch because i have killed him more times than what he has killed me.......u know what i mean....so difficult to explain in english!!!
Spanish is so much easier(at least for me...lol)
Title: Re: Barrel's a bitch
Post by: Hitman Smurf on February 13, 2008, 01:38:24 AM: Si, Si barrel estas mi perro.
Title: Re: Barrel's a bitch
Post by: Holy Shit on February 13, 2008, 02:24:00 PM: Smurf i think its perra, but im not totlly shur about that...lol..we will have to see what spaniard says..:)
Title: Re: Barrel's a bitch
Post by: Hitman Smurf on February 13, 2008, 04:38:00 PM: Quote from: Holy Shot on February 13, 2008, 02:24:00 PM
Smurf i think its perra, but im not totlly shur about that...lol..we will have to see what spaniard says..:)

:argue: We need a translation Spaniard! :dontknow:
Title: Re: Barrel's a bitch
Post by: THE Spaniard on February 13, 2008, 05:11:21 PM: ok, lets see u both are kinda right.
Wholy shot is right because when u use the word as some is my bitch then u say es mi perra or mi puta(especially in Spain), however when u talk about males, u ussually put o and the end of the word(perro) and a for females(perra).
Wholy shopt is right because what u were trying to say is supose to be, barrel es mi perra!!
Btw perro or perra also means dog(male and female) just fyi
Good job guys!!!lets keep learning spanish that it is the language of the future!!!!!
Title: Re: Barrel's a bitch
Post by: Hitman Smurf on February 13, 2008, 05:28:44 PM: Since I live in America I speak English but I took 3 years of Spanish in high school (tres anos en mi escquela) and have a friend who's mother is from Spain and she and him both speak (the kings) Spanish. I prefer all translations in Spain's Spanish and not Mexico's.
Title: Re: Barrel's a bitch
Post by: Holy Shit on February 14, 2008, 06:11:34 PM: Yea now we know what to call lick in game now Smurf...lol and how to do it right thanks to spaniard...I too have taken spanish in highschool four years of it and dont remember much..lol...mainly stuff that we made fun of people with and my spanish name....Mofeta :( prob cuz i stunk up the class more than once...damn school lunc...hahaha
Title: Re: Barrel's a bitch
Post by: THE Spaniard on February 15, 2008, 02:41:48 AM: Nice dude!! mofeta is pretty funny. There is some differences between the sapnish from spain and the mexican and the argentinian, or colombian, etc but it is mainly in the accent, but there are also some differences in some words, kinda of what happens with the british english and the american, i like american better, is cooler!!!
And dude i took 6 years of english in spain and when i first got here me and my brother went to Mcdonalds thinking that we were the shit and knew lots of english and we wanted to get two number ones with beer(because in spain mcdonalds have beer) and we end up with 4 double cheese burguers and two apple pies, no drinks.for real. After trying to comunicate oraly for 10 minutes without any improvement,we decided to start pointing at things and saying yes and no, and we end up with that food and we ate it and said nothing because we realized that our english was horrible!!!!!
But now after 3 years of dating an american girl from here (Norfolk,Virginia) now i understand everything and speak english quite well, i am actually about to graduate from school so you know....
Go to a different country and fuck girls of that country and you will learn that language!!!!
Hasata la vista amigos
Title: Re: Barrel's a bitch
Post by: Holy Shit on February 15, 2008, 01:58:56 PM: :-D :-D HAHAHA Spamiard thats great...sorry ur first expirence was bad but still funny...lol...so ur saying i need to go to spain find a sexy spanish girl and fuck her, then i will know the language like magic?...SWEET!!!!lol
Title: Re: Barrel's a bitch
Post by: WidowMaker on February 15, 2008, 02:37:52 PM: (http://hlstats.theelders.net/siggungame.php?player_id=1153)

damn smurf you got 1 fucking win!!!! Damn
Title: Re: Barrel's a bitch
Post by: Hitman Smurf on February 15, 2008, 06:37:50 PM: Quote from: WidowMaker on February 15, 2008, 02:37:52 PM
damn smurf you got 1 fucking win!!!! Damn

Thats right, and I'm proud of it

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb162/panzersmurfcoh/GunGameWin.jpg)