The Elders' House of Pain

Public Forum => SPAM Central => Topic started by: lickmybarrell on January 17, 2008, 12:58:40 AM

Title: Read this and you will be much wiser.
Post by: lickmybarrell on January 17, 2008, 12:58:40 AM

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
Created a pussy to their design,

First was a butcher, smart with wit.
Using a knife, he gave it a slit.

Second was a carpenter, strong and bold.
With a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.

Third was a tailor, tall and thin.
By using red velvet he lined it within.

Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
With a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.

Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell.
Threw in a fish and gave it a smell.

Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee,
Touched it and blessed it and said it could pee.

Last came Lick my barrell, dirty little runt,
He sucked it and fucked it and called it a cunt.

Title: Re: Read this and you will be much wiser.
Post by: Video_Master on January 17, 2008, 09:24:16 AM

Hmmmm, funny but yet not funny.  I am not a fan of the "C" word myself.

Title: Re: Read this and you will be much wiser.
Post by: AntiHero on January 17, 2008, 01:34:29 PM

Creative none the less, although fail with your name Barrel.

Title: Re: Read this and you will be much wiser.
Post by: One True Sin on January 21, 2008, 02:22:19 AM

Meh was good but coulda been better, :iamwithstupid: