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Public Forum => Talk Back => Topic started by: phokus on October 20, 2004, 02:05:01 AM

Title: Physicians & Gun Owners
Post by: phokus on October 20, 2004, 02:05:01 AM

Physicians:
a.  The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.
b.  Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year  are 120,000.
c.  Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.  (Statistics courtesy of
U.S. Dept. of HHS.)

GUNS:
a.  The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000.
b.  The number of accidental deaths per year (all age groups) is 1,500.
c.  The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.000188.

Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than
gun owners.

Remember, "Guns don't kill people, doctors do."

FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE
DOCTOR.

Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors
before they get completely out of hand.

Title: Physicians & Gun Owners
Post by: CoolWhip on October 20, 2004, 12:51:25 PM

Damn right, im a proud supporter of guns. The only people with guns that kill other people are usually poor people or rich drug dealers. Thus, every bullet should cost $5,000. That way, you wont randomly shoot innocent people.

Title: Physicians & Gun Owners
Post by: blue on October 20, 2004, 02:46:16 PM

those are ACCIDENTAL DEATHS

what about dilberate deaths?

Zero for Physicians

Score 1 for the thugs

Title: Physicians & Gun Owners
Post by: doughty on October 20, 2004, 08:40:46 PM

Quote from: bluethunder

Zero for Physicians

im sure theres one for doctors at least. but being a mini dealer, i fear guns =(

Title: Physicians & Gun Owners
Post by: Johnny on October 21, 2004, 12:28:00 PM

yeah dude, ever hear of Kavorkian?

Title: Physicians & Gun Owners
Post by: T3H on October 23, 2004, 03:16:30 PM

Quote from: bluethunder

those are ACCIDENTAL DEATHS

what about dilberate deaths?

Zero for Physicians

Score 1 for the thugs

woohoo go thugs! lol

Title: Physicians & Gun Owners
Post by: Baby Jesus on November 14, 2004, 02:08:26 AM

i waana getta gun teehee go bullets and gun things!?