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Title: what was your worst job experience?
Post by: doughty on October 06, 2004, 09:19:30 AM: what was your worst job experience and how did it end?...... or did it!?
Title: what was your worst job experience?
Post by: NightTrain on October 06, 2004, 09:42:01 AM: I got fired from the meat department of my local (in college) supermarket for rubbing Kosher meat all over pork. Me and a friend were doing it because the Orthodox Jews that used to come in were the rudest mother fuckers on the planet. So we thought we'd send them to hell by making them unwittingly eat kosher meat that had come into contact with pork.

I wonder if they are in hell now, lol?

Some people's beliefs are just so fucking stupid. Can you imagine not having ham or pork tendaloin or babyback ribs? Fuck that.

/Night
Title: what was your worst job experience?
Post by: Stalkin_death on October 06, 2004, 12:29:40 PM: 10 to 1 odds fucker will blow up...
Title: what was your worst job experience?
Post by: Privateer on October 06, 2004, 02:00:16 PM: this liquor store job I work at... I do all the work cause I am the only one smart enough to handle daunting tasks such as... filling shelfs.

Bosses suck.... nuff said

Pays pretty well even though I should be making a lot more because of all the work I do compared to the little other people do, and they only work 2 days a week, whats up with that!!

still working there though, gotta make the loot even if it not a lot (hint hint)
Title: what was your worst job experience?
Post by: Stalkin_death on October 06, 2004, 02:23:46 PM: i worked at quiznos for 2 years.... Smelled like sandwiches every night...
Title: what was your worst job experience?
Post by: Fucker on October 06, 2004, 02:52:37 PM: ok first of all night, it is only the othrodox jews that cant eat pork and secondly who gives a shit? christians eat cardboard at church, jews dont eat pork.....all religions have all sorts of weird little things that is tradition....kinda like how tipping waiters is tradition, so it not eating pork and not to mention jews dont believe that there is a hell therefore my guess is that they rnt in hell right now, but rather at the top of some fortune 500 company or the CEO of a world renowned bank.
Title: what was your worst job experience?
Post by: doughty on October 06, 2004, 03:12:09 PM: Quote from: Privateer
this liquor store job I work at... I do all the work cause I am the only one smart enough to handle daunting tasks such as... filling shelfs.

Bosses suck.... nuff said

Pays pretty well even though I should be making a lot more because of all the work I do compared to the little other people do, and they only work 2 days a week, whats up with that!!

still working there though, gotta make the loot even if it not a lot (hint hint)

cause you sell the drugs on the side right? or at least thats what you should be doing
Title: what was your worst job experience?
Post by: LordDuren on October 06, 2004, 06:25:03 PM: Actually catholics are the cardboard eaters... the rest of us eat bread that looks like bread.
-Lord
PS: No pork would suck ass. I'm eating pork right now. It rules.
Title: what was your worst job experience?
Post by: flintlock on October 07, 2004, 10:09:35 AM: Quote from: LordDuren
Actually catholics are the cardboard eaters... the rest of us eat bread that looks like bread.
-Lord
PS: No pork would suck ass. I'm eating pork right now. It rules.

The only comment I have is...you are wrong. Simple as that. Do a little research.
Title: what was your worst job experience?
Post by: LordDuren on October 07, 2004, 12:35:46 PM: I have eaten pork for many years and my research leads me to one conclusion: It kicks ass.

As for the other, I am a pastors son, and I have attended many churches. The only ones I have found that produce the small cardboard wafers as standard fare are catholic. Possibly episcopalian as well because they tend to hold to the more traditional nature, but the vast majority prefer actual bread to cardboard, surprisingly enough.

Now fellate my prodigious wang.
-Lord
Title: what was your worst job experience?
Post by: flintlock on October 07, 2004, 02:31:49 PM: Quote from: LordDuren
I have eaten pork for many years and my research leads me to one conclusion: It kicks ass.

As for the other, I am a pastors son, and I have attended many churches. The only ones I have found that produce the small cardboard wafers as standard fare are catholic. Possibly episcopalian as well because they tend to hold to the more traditional nature, but the vast majority prefer actual bread to cardboard, surprisingly enough.

Now fellate my prodigious wang.
-Lord

Just because you and your Pastor parent eat bread, doesn't mean Catholics are the only ones that eat cardboard (called hosts by the way). Night and I married Lutheran girls (Christianity, non-catholic) and they don't eat loves of bread. Trust me, it's cardboard. So I say again, do some research before you pipe up. When you have the final pole results of your "vast majority," please post here.

P.S There's always room for pork.
Title: what was your worst job experience?
Post by: LordDuren on October 07, 2004, 03:07:01 PM: Lutherans eat wafers too? I'll be damned. Learn something new every day. For your sake I'm sorry :( The wafers are so... cardboardy :(

I also didn't pay attention to the poster, I thought I was responding to Fucker, not you. You may ignore the fellate my prodigious wang comment :) That was directed at fucker.
-Lord
Title: what was your worst job experience?
Post by: Fucker on October 07, 2004, 06:40:44 PM: maybe u should direct it at ur mom if u want a good dick sucking...cuase damnnnnn nigga that bitch can suck a golf ball through a garden hose
Title: what was your worst job experience?
Post by: doughty on October 07, 2004, 09:17:32 PM: LESS PORK MORE JOBS haha
Title: what was your worst job experience?
Post by: Stalkin_death on October 07, 2004, 09:28:28 PM: i picture fucker as a short skinny kid who just talks shit online bc if he did at school his ass would get beat!

jk or am I!/
Title: what was your worst job experience?
Post by: LordDuren on October 07, 2004, 11:03:16 PM: Well given I have 9 younger siblings I can only speculate that you are correct, Fucker. On the other hand, at least my mother isn't renowned for her ability to take a whole fist in her ass. Yours is.

Much love,
Lord
Title: what was your worst job experience?
Post by: flintlock on October 08, 2004, 09:29:10 AM: 9 younger siblings? Yikes! How many older siblings, or are you the oldest?
Title: what was your worst job experience?
Post by: LordDuren on October 08, 2004, 11:15:44 PM: No older siblings. My youngest sister just turned 5 and I am 22. That gives you an idea of the spread of ages. And yes, its extremely nuts, I agree. Thats why I no longer live at home.
-J
Title: what was your worst job experience?
Post by: Exit on October 09, 2004, 02:46:52 PM: lol ur parents must of had a lot of fun ;) and why the hell did this job discussion turn into a religion arguement? i like ur thinking with the pork thing night i live in a town next to a town of all hicidic jewish people and they suk... i have no problem with jewish people but hicidic ones are a wasste of human life... id love the opportunity to uncosher all of their food lol.... and to get back to the topic my worst job experience was when i was a waitor and i had a tray in my hands and i was in the kitchen and i got pantsed fully and had no way of pulling up my pants or covering up ... it sucked :-/
Title: what was your worst job experience?
Post by: T3H on October 11, 2004, 02:36:39 PM: I'm a vegitarian so i dont eat ANY meat so :P lol and my funniest work experience is when i worked at wendy's my buddy and i tried to get ourselves fired so one day while making salads we started putting a fork or a knife in every salad lmao and when i was cooking the burgers b4 i put them on the grill i would put like pieces of forkes and shit inside the patty then cook it....yes i accomplished my mission of getting fired hahahaha....good times